Mc's best friend is a total bro who is always there for you and completes you in every way

>mc's best friend is a total bro who is always there for you and completes you in every way
>canon relationship isn't with him

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>game has prime boypussy
>can't romance him
Worst thing about the game desu.

Thinly veiled /ss/ threads are cancer

>/ss/
eh

Faggot.

>fags
Gross, kill yourself abominations of nature

>i don't know what /ss/ is
fag

Shota is shit either way

boys can't love boys

literal homosexuality

kys faggot

If it's two boys, do you call it yaoi/BL or shota? After all, loli is called "loli" regardless of it being straight or yuri. Seems like the age/bodytype of the people involved takes precedence in classification

/ss/ stands for straight shota you mongoloid.

>be jailbait-y cute boy
>everyone wants me to be some lala homo
>tfw no Christmas cake/onee-chan to /ss/ with

Monitoring.

Boys are for being bros, not homos.

I want a boyfriend, I'm tired of being alone. A normal friend would be fine too, I suppose.

Are you a christmas cake or onee-chan?

No, I'm a depressed sissy girly fagboy.

Gays are gross.
Traps aren't gay btw.

How sissy are we talking here?

I'll be your friend, post your Steam.

>inb4 you don't post it as always

I dunno, I get mistaken for a girl most times when I go out, even if I don't pretty myself up.
I know a certain someone who would probably be mean if I posted mine, could I have yours instead?

steamcommunity.com/id/KongouDess

Please be in sweden

I will add you shortly, I am waiting on some food to finish cooking.
Nuh-uh.

What country are you from? Where can i get a cute sissy girl (male)?

The US. From what I've seen, the US and Canada are your best bets.

post pic

Nah, I used to do that a lot. It usually makes me feel worse in the end instead of better.

:(

Sorry user! You've probably seen them before anyway.

yes, maybe

>you again
kys

Sorry!

>being gay
>at all

>arbitrarily deciding to never experience half of the sexes

>sucking dick

Now you're getting the idea! Experience dick.

everyone at this fucking board say that girls are obnoxious and all that shit but holy fuck faggots are fucking retarded and punchable
just attention whoring shitposting retards

why would I want to try that

yes

>arbitrarily

Do you want to date people from this board or from real life? There are just multitudes of normal gay people. That's kind of the joke, you don't really know most are gay since they aren't like on tv and what.

It's not a joke, it's rough.

You're never alone.

I might as well be, I only have one friend and he only keeps me around because I'm convenient for him.

because people from real life are hairy faggots
If I try I'd try with a femenine faggot and the ones that look like that are the shitposters here

Right.

Also speaking of obnoxious people

I thought this was a thread about homos in video games.

yeah like that will change by going gay you retard

I see. Well you're young, you have the power to change things. I'm trying to get myself out of a slump too.

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I'm 23 and still a worthless NEET, it feels a bit too late.

The implication is you have already tried girls, virgin.

If you have the money, go to EMT school or take a first responder course.

23 is nowhere near too late. Adjusted people don't even find themselves till 26-30.

I'm broke. I've considered some sort of medical career, but I'm very emotional and squeamish around blood and gore so I am not sure if it'd be the right fit for me.
There's a bit more to it than just my age though, I'm stuck in a situation that will be difficult to change.

>23
>too late

Come on, your life is just beginning. You need to pick your head up and wake up. Perhaps you need to find a passion or a hobby, or some sort of goal to work towards. Sure, it's easier said than done, and I am nagging at you but nothing is gonna change or start until you make an effort to.

>making a list of excuses to not do anything
good job

Then yeah it's not for you.

I always tell anons that are depressed to start working out since that costs no money, so maybe try that. Endorphins might make you happy but you have to have the willpower to push yourself even when you're tired.

Unless you are incredibly short or incredibly ugly, there is no real issue.

23 just feels a bit late because I've never planned on living past 30. Even if I did, 25 is already a quarter of your life.
I think those are perfectly valid reasons not to pursue a career in that field.
Maybe, I am just concerned about getting big since I'm a thin, tiny fag and I wish to stay that way.

kyle yourselves delusional faggots

>I think those are perfectly valid reasons not to pursue a career in that field.
I'm talking about everything but that
just read your posts holy shit

Then just make up for lost time by living the other 3/4 of it to the max.

>I have no legs, but I figured I'd try running on advice of the internet

>I started working out to improve my general look a little but accidentally became massively muscled!
It doesn't work like that. Lift weights. Run.

You weren't even the same human for most of your life. Your whole brain switched over a few years ago. Regardless, if you haven't sudoku by now you aren't going to suddenly do it. Best to try and do something.

The situation that I was referring to is difficult because it's a situation where I'm going to need to put myself ahead of someone else and hurt someone else to change where I already am. I do not like doing that, I am not that kind of person.
I suppose I'll try it soon, it did feel nice when I was going to the gym for a while. It's just a bit miserable to do since it's generally 80-90F here. Christmas day was 86 degrees.

This could be us but you playin'

literally the retardest post in this thread

hurt who? that retard that lives with you? fuck him in the ass, stop making a wall of excuses and live your life for once

It is easy to say that, but he's about as close as I've had to a friend for years now.

and he treats you however he wants
you are contributing to that
if you value yourself more you'll find better people
if not you will only attract bad people, simple as that

>tfw not gay but can't connect with women at all

wtf im gay now

does your gym not have air conditioning/showers? goddamn

You clearly know who I am, I'm sure you're aware that I'm not the most social person. I don't really know how to just make friends.
Oh no, it did. It just cost money and it was rather far away is all.

you don't seem like a bad person so that's more than enough to make friends
if you treat yourself well you'll make friends magically
I did that and I'm fucking retarded socially, but have plenty of friends now
the only thing that is necessary for everything to work is the trust you have in yourrself

I told you something like that a year ago or so already

I'm sorry, I do not mean to make you mad or disregard your advice.

I think you've misunderstood my tone
I just want you to feel good

Sorry.

sorry for what

hmmmm

I don't know. It is difficult.

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>came in this thread for some good ol' gayposting
>it's an "user gives life's tips to another user" episode

I'm ok with this, but at least post some lewd pic

Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our gay references, especially of their memability and all