>Go to lolistop >Aw yeah I can't wait to buy some motherfuckin' poptarts >store's pretty empty with the exception of the kid at the counter >grab a box of strawberry flavored 'tarts and head to the checkout loli wearing some precure shirt or some shit >"Hello sir would you like to purchase the hottest new first person shooter, Overwatch, on your console of choice?" >NO! WHO PLAYS SHOOTERS ON A CONSOLE!?" I autistically shout at the top of my lungs >dead silence throughout the store >she leans in on me and whispers right into my god damn ear >"Listen you fucker" >I freeze up >"I'm behind sales you piece of SHIT" >I start sweating bullets >"I will NOT lose this job because of some elitist poptart FAGGOT like you" >shit has stained my trousers >"buy the fucking game or I will rape you and tell the cops you hurt me" >crying like a bitch at this point >"Say something, slut" >muster up all of my strength and courage to nod my head while trying not to bawl like a bitch >she puts a copy of overwatch for the xbone in the bag >"That'll be 59.99 please~" >give her the money, take the bag, and slowly walk towards the exit, trying not to let anymore shit ruin my undies >just when I'm about to leave this wretched hellhole she grabs my arm >forces me away from the door >rips off my clothes with her Adonis-like strength >and rapes me anyway >once she was finally satisfied I grabbed my bag and ruined pants and ran home naked, crying the whole time >after some time I finally made it back >I lost most of my clothes >got my pants torn and ruined with shit >everyone saw my penis >lost my virginity >and got overwatch for a system I don't even own >well at least I have my poptarts >open the box >there's two cans of diet pepsi in it
There, and if anyone asks for sauce call them a poopy head.
Mason Gray
That's at least 4 lolis.
Asher Young
> tfw I'll never get raped by a Loli
William Bailey
I would have s*x* with 4 lolis
Christian Stewart
How do I /sadpanda on mobile?
Daniel Bennett
learn how to properly sadpanda. pro-tip: you don't need an add-on
Joseph Allen
man i just wanna cuddle a loli
Jaxson Wood
doesn't private browsing fuck with the actual method though? and isn't it tedious in comparison?
nhentai is so much more convenient for mobile
Zachary Flores
I just wanna be a loli and cuddle every one
Kayden Peterson
I want to have a non sexual bath with a loli where we wash each other's backs and talk about our day.
Also the loli is actually like 24 or something and she's my girlfriend but we're too embarrassed to have sex.
Nathaniel Adams
This. Lolis are for headpats and cuddling only. M-maybe handholding
This is also an acceptable goal.
Aaron Price
>Have to wait a week to use the site
Fucking stupid. Just use nhentai at that point.
Jose Ramirez
What's your favorite loli artist?
Nathaniel Brooks
van gogh
Easton Jackson
>being a newfag whatever girl.
Ooyari Ashito, Rustle, Taryle., Teruki Kuma and Saeki Tatsuya.
Jack Morales
Bubukka
Lucas Harris
Is there a tag for a loli raping you? If so what is it. I tried reverse rape but it doesn't work everywhere
Aaron Thompson
I'm at that point where I don't know whether this is a genuine joke or a reference to another work from the artist who drew OP's pic
Jose Turner
yamero takagi-san
Grayson Cox
Lolidom?
Nicholas Baker
That would be lewd, user.
Hudson Gomez
loli, rape, femdom
Michael King
I think you can find that shit on /d/. I once saw reverse lolo rape.
Hunter Clark
>doesn't private browsing fuck with the actual method though? do other people look at your history? i gave up on private browsing a while back and it's more helpful to have history of all the shit i've fapped to when i want to see it again
Does anyone know why they even did the sadpanda thing in the first place?
Blake Baker
van halen
Luis Hall
To keep out the plebs.
Jackson Smith
This. The only reason ExHentai is still running is so that faggots can feel special about their secret club. All of their content is freely available elsewhere.
