Huum the pizza is 14.99

huum the pizza is 14.99
you only gave me $20 you call that a tip?

S-Sure

huum

>tipping
kys
i would give her 15 and let her keep the change

>People legitimately order laughable sized pizzas

>"Here's another D, if you catch my drift"
>*unzips fanny-pack*
>*hands "her" another dollar*

I just want to slide tackle right into those shins.
Snap em like toothpicks.

Oh thanks, I've been dying for one of thes-
Where's my drink?

E-eh oh sorry...I have some change somewhere..Wait here!
*Closes door*

...

You want a bigger tip?
Well here you go
*unzips dick*

I didn't say "keep the change" you slank. Give me my $5.

>tipping

must suck to live in burgerland, where the poor ask for handouts, and the rich are expected to give handouts

I don't call that a tip, give me my change.

I got a tip for you.
*Unzips rar*
Never pay more than 20 dollars for a videogame.jpg

maybe if you open boobs i might unzip my dick and tip your vajayjay

>'go 'za that size will easily feed multiple people

No point in ordering something larger unless you have 4+ people.

Other way around. The rich can't bother to pay for their work force, so they make poor people pay other poor people.

You better source the vid

Where's my Diet Dr Kelp?

wait a minute... that pizza...

yeah buy a 80cm pizza for yourself and level up those man tits

>Murican wages are so low that they try and force people to pay "tips"

Tipping is an awful practice.

Fuck you you chinky slit eyed cunt. How's about I just give you $15 and leave a $0.01 tip? $20 is a 33.33, repeating of course, percent tip and you have the audacity to complain. Most people only normally expect 15%. That's more than double! Get the fuck out of here and take your stinking inferior genetics with you!

>If you tell me you can’t afford to tip when I get there, you can’t afford delivery.

>tipping
damn third worlders.