The lore of the last vidya you played has now become a world religion

The lore of the last vidya you played has now become a world religion.

How fucked are we?

>god of war 2
Fucked up big time

>Bayonetta
I don't think I could have picked a worse game.

could do a lot worse, I think

>Whirlygig VR video player for VR porn

FUCKING
AWESOME

WERBI TIBINAHU

WE FALADINA

>titanfall 2

Praise giant robot best bros?

I played Dominions 4. Hoo boy, are we in for a doozy.

Wouldn't this basically just be the Abrahamic religions?

>bloodborne
We're completely and utterly fucked.

>Metal Gear Solid
It would be like pic related.

>heroes of the storm

I'm not sure how this would translate into a religion. Worshiping the Nexus?

>Superhot
Strap in boys, we're in for a ride

>vtmb

well, uh

>Sunless Sea
I hope you like candles user.
UN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN

>Pokemon Sun
We're still doing pretty good actually.

>Sonic
>All of the games, comics, cartoons etc. are their own denominations

>Primordia
Seems legit

Titanfall 2 to really made me want to suck a gay robot dick.

Let's not forget even the Japanese manuals had different backstories from the western localization.

>either WWIII because of time machine race
>or dystopia due to time machine monopoly
>super sekrit Illuminati committee ruling behind the scenes
I think we're properly fuckled.

Deathtrap is the in the same universe as the Van Helsing games, whose lore is slavic paganism and the marvels of weird science.

>Urban Legend in Limbo
>there are no good urban legends in the US to summon
Fuck

>smash bros
Oh boy

>shadow of mordor
>it already exists because tolkien had turbo autism

>Dragon age origins
it's pretty much the same innit

>Let It Die
Guess I better start climbing.

What the fuck is the lore of Risk of Rain?

This could actually be really interesting.

>Necropolis
praise Abraxis

Isn't it just heaven and hell with invisible creatures fighting for control? I don't think it'd effect much.

Helldivers.

Don't know much about the lore, but I guess earth will be unified and democracy will be spread by force.

Same God.

Slenderman

>Strange Journey.

Ehh...Nothing changes.

>MH
I'd make a joke about this but it's being made into an awful film

>E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
Fuck

>FFXV
Six gods: Two hate humanity, one loves humanity but is off being the hottest woman in the world, one lives in a fucking crystal, one is busy lifting all the time, and the last one just really hates monsters.

>Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
Hope you all like Light and Darkness, because no one is going to shut up about them ever.

>Kero Blaster
I guess we're all pretty fucked considering those little black things come from regret of whatever.

Siege. The world is thrown into turmoil as a terrorist organization only known as DEF made up of multiple nations rogue special forces units execute terror attacks across the globe, the only counter are former colleagues still loyal to their countries, they are known as ATK.

DOOM

well shit son.

>LoZ religion

Not bad I suppose.

>dishonored 2
GIB POWERS NAO!

>Team Fortress 2

The religion was founded by two brothers who ended up causing a massive schism despite their sides being identical in creed and customs. The rift started to heal after both religious leaders died by the hands of their younger brother, who inadvertently united the two sides against himself, but you still see senseless sectarian violence for no apparent reasons.

>Dark souls II

I don't even

>Shadowverse
Probably bad but I have a thing for angels so it evens out

>borderlands
that means vaults are real now?

BROFORCE

WE KILL THE TERRORISTS

WE KILL SATAN

WE SAVE THE FUCKING WORLD

>patapon
The world is completely, utterly fucked.

>Darkstalkers

Can I become a hunter?

> play smt
> now we have a religion where all mythology is true at the same time
welp

>Steins;Gate 0

japanese shaman girls it is then
also WW3 incoming

>Overwatch
I can imagine Reinhardt being a god of war akin to Ares.

>Overwatch
Hm.

>#NotAllWorshipersOfTheDemonKing
>#EvilismHasBeeHighjacked
>#DemonKingismMeansPeace

Well, if it was a kek-based game, we'd be absolutely screwed. No dubs on Sup Forums.

Undertale.

It already is on tumblr.

>EVE
>Amarr capsuleer
>Slavery is not only legal but a divinely ordained punishment that improves you
World's saved!

>Church of the Chosen King of Manlets
>Chocobros are saints
>Ardyn has a terrorist death cult that bombs everyone that associates with the Noctis religion

so just like real life

>Binding of Isaac

Nothing changes

>manmade weapon
>is fat
explain
hard mode: no muh nomura, muh tabata

>LISA
I want this to happen so hard.

>TF2
ALL HAIL SAXTON HALE!
ALL PRAISE AUSTRALIUM, OUR REDEEMER!
MAY WE ALL FIGHT ONE DAY IN AUSTRALIA!

>thinking New Zealand is prissy shit
daily reminder that New Zealand was Raptor stomping ground with Eagles that could pick off humans instead of mammals before it was royally fucked over.

>Binding of Isaac

It already is a world religion.

csgo as t for 2nd half

islam keeps us in the stone age

I'm playing rust. Shits about to get real. Can't wait to zerg all the Newman and go full Korean on wooden bases.

>Eternal card game
>game is in open beta
>practically no lore yet aside from 20 lines in the AI campaign that locks you out of it once you've completed it, depicting relationship between the 5 pretenders to the Eternal Throne and random traitors, rogues and enemies of the same faction
>random bits and pieces of places and characters that don't have any importance as of yet

if this game doesn't flop and they have time to flesh all that shit out once the game releases then this could be something super good but right now it's a mess

>Vanilla WoW
>various religions and practices now grant you magic powers

Well, I'm gonna take up shamanism and throw lightning bolts.

>BlazBlue
Ragna died for your sins.

It works surprisingly well.

>KSP
>individual safety does not matter
>all that matters is science
nice.

>Winnie The Pooh's Home Run Derby
May God help us all

>Star Wars: Jedi Academy

Well that's already a religion isn't it ?

...

>Pokemon Sun and Moon
PRAISE TAPU BULU FOR NOT DESTROYING US TODAY

>Persona 3
meh, not as bad as the shit some people believe in today

>Morrowind
Time to join house indoril

>Michael Jackson: The Experience

Uh. Okay?

>Monster Girl Quest Paradox
Everyone is literally fucked.

Underrail.

Praise Tchort!

>Breath of Fire 2
Ha, we're fucked

i wanna live in a world where MJ is Jesus and eddie murphy is a pharaoh

>can be beat by muskets
>implying they can beat modern guns

>Touhou
Autism takes over the world and it's beautiful

>DOOM

fugg

>Dead Space

Enjoy your Unitology

>Mount & Blade Warband
Endless World War.