C U T T I N G B O A R D

C U T T I N G B O A R D

Nice thighs and tummy though. Those are really all that matters.

Flat is justice!

Flat girls are love.

F L A T

SHE IS CUTE

>ywn tape Lucina's arms to a wall and blow raspberries into her cute ticklish tummy

Yeah!

Delicious flat thread?

Why is it always blue girls

REMOVE CHIHAYA

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH LUCINA!

>blue is best hair
>flat is best chest
It works

Flat is literally better in every way imaginable. Name ONE time where commits are better. Oh wait, that's impossible because commits are literally garbage.

Girls with flat chests should kill themselves. Mammary glands have two purposes, feeding offspring and being big to attract mates. If your genes are so shit that one of your primary reproductive functions is literally defective then you should be removed from the gene pool. Schools should be encouraging body shaming, not reducing it.

>commits
Communist tits?

flat is shit

lucina is shit

CUTEingboard

¿

Looks fine to me

SPBP

Fucking.

More like CUTE-ing board

Lucina's cuteness is so great that scientists are unable to calculate it's total mass!

Useless

I-I recognise that swimming pool!

Mary Sue

It's from that one vore image right?

Piece of shit.

Cute

Flat is settling for nothing. You need to raise your standards, user

>Complains about a character being useless
>Names himself after Roy

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>That full body tight underclothing
Gotta love it

Roy is bae.

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Flat as a floor tile

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Wrong, Roy is our Boy and only in the sense of comradery.

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He's pretty shit gameplay wise from 13-22

>useless
>mary sue

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>Chapter 7 on hard mode

Mary Sues aren't always OP, in fact a lot of them have to be carried by their party.
Like Roy and Eliwood if they weren't so flat as characters

Lucina's pretty sensitive about her total mass

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It's always either bone thin or hamplanet with fanartists. A slightly chubby Lucina would be fucking god-tier, but no, gotta go all out beach ball mode.

She needs to go hamplanet mode just to have some of the fat go to her chest.

It's possible to be both a Mary Sue and useless dead weight.

Not really, no.

>Lucina goes full hamplanet
>is still just about flat

Yes it is. I can cite a couple examples from anime.

>Gives yourself to Grima
>Rape Lucina while Chrom watch
>???
>Profit

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In a game it is.

She could be hyped up in the story but useless in gameplay.

Sick fuck...

got... any link?

Actually, it depends on what your idea of a Mary-Sue is, because there is no clear-cut definition :^)

At least she's got something soft to play with now.

>BBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

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By the time she gave up on getting larger breasts, soft wouldn't quite cover it

What the most ntr fanfic/dousjin with lucina?

bonus for rape

A character depicted as perfect, having a very special or even unique origin and/or abilities, the entire narrative (or at least a considerable part of it orbits around him / her), all the characters don't stop saying how "_________ is so amazing and perfect".

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No. It's the same as dat couch in western porn.

To be fair, Lucina is a fucking failure who had to desperately go into the future to stop Grima


At worst, she's waifubait.

Just like Lyn

>a sword needs to be flat

>Lucina is a fucking failure who had to desperately go into the future to stop Grima

don't you mean past?

OP, you DO know that the small the bust size on a female who has gone through puberty, the more sensitive her boobs and nipples are, right? I mean, you HAVE made a girl cum just by fondling her small tits, haven't you?

I prefer my women to look like women.

She'd be like a huge beanbag chair

Yeah, I do

But she's still a failure

it is curved, but it is also flat

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You are forgetting who canonically killed Nergal, dude.

Are we going to forget that BOTH of her plan would have her end up killed if it wasnt by Robin in the main timeline AND and by Tiki in Future Past?

How do I do this?

hahaha Grima wasn't going to kill her. Why waste so good breeding stocks

Goddamnit.

Her becoming a prison sex slave is probably the most canon thing ever.

what did he mean by this?

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Lucina's feet feet FEET!

>ywn become a prison sex slave
why live

we need more justice

>hiding the toes
ayy FUG you slut

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Lucina's toes are only for her husband, user.

The artist can't draw feet so they obscure them.

childhood is when you idolize thick
adulthood is when you realize flat makes more sense

Not all women look good with giant breasts. Lucina is one of them.

Would you say it's...

Social Justice?

red lucina?

Flat is for people who can't admit they just want to fuck guys

barely there>totally flat>medium>cowshit

Pewbutt is a god