Big hands?

big hands?

too bad.

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implying anyone with "big hands" will be playing video games for entertainment

still disappointed that its a handheld but I guess if they make it cheap it will be perfect because I already go powerful PC

Consoles are for kids, anyway, so it's no problem.

Just pay $60 for the pro controller.

get smaller hands

>tfw this shit will be perfect for my rat hands

oh no i'll have to use literally every other type of control

I got u senpai, here's your controller. Now let's play Mario #2105285

>being a manlet finally pays off
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

Plague knight a cute

You're not forced to use it like that OP.

Sure because only people with small hands like video games. If you have big hands, you are not capable of liking games.

Look at that D-pad. It's figuratively made for ants.

I don't see the JoyCons being too small. If I can play my Vita just fine, I can play this perfectly as well.

no you underage fucking child, im saying people with big hands have a large penis and their form of entertainment is sex, not fucking video games, which is for children.

fuck off retard

>>>/global/rules/2

Oh no

Who in their right mind is going to use this functionality

It's like the crabhands from the DS times three

Time to switch over to claw grip

>not sexying while vidyaing
Git gud, you scrub.

You don't belong.

Stop being fat.

Only $59.99
Compatable with 3 games

Big hands have nothing to do with big dicks, my hands are big and my fingers are long, my penis is average as hell

Who let you in the internet? Shouldn't you be watching cartoons and drinking juice like your retard friends?

Fuck off, freak.

There is absolutely zero correlation for that. With that said, you sure as shit haven't had sex omega.

You're just fat.

What on earth kind of insult is this? Are you actually underage? Fuck off you inbred moron.

Stop being a 4 foot tall manlet

that's a plus button not a d-pad

Claw grip is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in my life.

And you belong here

Watching cartoons and drinking juice has nothing to do with being retarded

>manchild's greatest hurdle
LOLOLOL

>Microscopic d-pad

What were they thinking?

You've only been on Sup Forums for eight weeks in total, lurk more you fucking faggot. Better yet just pack your bags and fuck off.

actually it's a dpad

While it's true I put on a bit of weight even before then my penis was average

You can't really think that having sex can replace video games. You are such a fucking virgin if you are even half serious

6' even, but nice try, again, stop being fat.

>HURRR BIG HANDS = FAT

I didn't know so many nintendo fans were manlets.

>big hands = big dick
disproven

long index finger = big dick, however...

phone home else where you normalfaggot

>You've only been on Sup Forums for eight weeks in total

8 years actually.

>livescience.com/14891-finger-length-ratio-penis-size.html

As someone with big hands, I'd have to agree, I've never had a problem with tiny controllers or buttons.
Also not true.

>posts actually using the word "virgin" as an insult and replying to obvious bait

This fucking site is dead.

>claims to be 6 feet
>is okay with the tiny controller
So you have hands half the size of someone six feet tall should have? Is this you?

>tfw I have a big dick but I play video games and barely ever have sex
Sorry user dick size doesn't matter if you can't get laid.

Most of nintendos fans are obese autists.

simmer down fatty

You're just as retarded as the other guy, I have very long fingers and a very average dick.

This thread is terrible

I bet you kiss girls, faggot

I'm 6'4 dude, I aint complaining about the tiny controller thats cool with me and I can make it work but if you honestly think that just because a dude has big hands it means there fat your wrong as fuck.

>being fat makes your hands bigger
what? You need to stop posting here and go outside or some shit. How dumb can one nigga be?

The removable handles are a kind of stupid idea tbqh. The controls may as well be permanently attached because most people will just use a real controller if they're not holding the thing. It's just an extra moving part that can break.

Found the people defending this

Fuck off manlets. You're not human.

Why are sonyponies so scared of the Switch? They attack it from every angle, but they have to see it as a threat or they wouldn't bother.

Sure you have.
Like 98% of men have a longer ring finger than their index finger, its a biological male thing in the womb. With the vast majority of them being the same difference between the two in terms of size, the size being relatively small.

The only thing your hands correlate to that isn't a small assumed study is the size of the heart, which is the size of your balled up fist.

For instance my index and ring fingers have a small difference between the two as that article suggests and my penis is as average as can be, its nothing bad or good, it just is. Now over the years with living with family, friends, etc. you can tell that finger size has nothing to do with penis size. Some 5'6" friends have had huge dicks with tiny stubby fingers and the ring finger actually being smaller than the index, a 6'2" family member has an average penis despite having longer fingers, but the index/ring being virtually identical.

Shit doesn't matter, only your fist=heart size does.

Nope, I just don't have a problem with controllers because I'm not retarded.
Yeah, its called fat around the bones and muscles.

>tfw I'm in the bottom 5 percentile for male hand size
>tfw most women have bigger hands than me
>tfw my dick looks giant in my tiny ass hands
>tfw I can use the Dual Shock controllers comfortably

Git gud

Yaoifag in suicide watch

whatever you say, stubby. We both know the real reason, you fucking ManlyTears clone

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fat people usually have swelling in the hands, it's not really fat to any noticeable degree unless we're talking 500 pounds extreme and the fingers are usually one of the last places to gain weight.

You wouldn't know this because your brain is probably as small as your hands, Tiny.

>Sure you have

I wish I was lying

The Duke was great. Back to the Lollipop guild with you, you fucking Hobbit.

How strong is the switch compared to the wii u?

Not even him, but the original Xbox Controller was fucking awful. The best controllers are the XBone Elite and Wii U Pro.

tiny d-pad makes me chuckle everytime

>nintendies wants to impress modern gamers with the switch
>nintendo wants anyone in the family to enjoy there stuff, hence family-oriented stuff whatever
>make joycons like only kids and manlets can use them

Danke Gorfam

>dont buy nintendo products
Your lost

It doesn't matter.

This is only a bonus feature they have taken the time to incorporate.

I bet I'll use this feature once...twice then by time the third go comes around Ill likely as well as others have...a real controller.

You guys are fucking retarded.

>>tfw I can use the Dual Shock controllers comfortably
So can people with normal hands.

You're- you're actually using the babygrip?

To be fair, the majority of Japanese males are manlets

>The duke
>great

Bruh I dont have manlet hands but that thing was far too big. The Xbox original controller S though was the goat of all goats.

-Durable
-Great form factor
-Great sticks
-Great buttons
-Great shoulders

The thing is a beast of good design, I only wish they kept it instead of going to the 360's cheap child safety plastic design.

I would get hand cramps using this.

How fucked am I?

And nintendo explicity said they want to goal for worldwide sales, not shitty dometic sales from a declining consumer base at japan.
>even Sakurai's talking about how much japs need to get there shit together on buying video games

it's very strong

Incase you become confused

Nintendo needs to stop design shit thats only for jap manlets but for the whole family can easily use

>So can people with normal hands.
user...

Get the XL version instead.

7 and half for men and I'm 7.9

i think the first thing i would do with that controller is see if I could fit it inside my mouth

>mwf Hands are too big even for old xbox controllers.

Welp back to PC gaming.

>not your ass

Reddit leave.

Are you a yaoi protag

If you have big hands then why the fuck are you playing with this thing in the first place?
Oh becase you're a manchild failure, that's why.

You should learn to play the piano instead.

post them

>rat hands
I wonder why japanese not learned that people in west not have rat hands

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That is a very common joke with my weeabo friends.

I just started lessons actually.

zoidberg?

Oh, those are those feet with that one deformation from that African Tribe. Good thing they like inbreeding, since that trait is dominant.

>Having big hands
>Playing games instead of being out there impregnating women

There's your problem

You already posted that

You are the king of manlets, manlet.