Hey Sup Forums say hello to your new Lara Croft

Hey Sup Forums say hello to your new Lara Croft.

What?

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Hows her body?

Fridge

fridge

She'll be playing Lara croft in the new tomb raider movie.

Looks like my sister

Fucking boring as shit. Flatter than me.

Lara has been completely disgraced.

Where's the tits?

Hot.

New Tomb Raider movie coming out?

Why don't they just get the girl who voiced and mocap'd the new Lara to do it? She's an actress too.

Laura Croft is no longer a sex symbol for men, she is a feminist symbol of empowerment

She'll be playing nu Lara so it's fitting.Yes. Based off the nu Lara games.
You're not the only person wondering that.

Is that a bad thing?

Because Hollywood is fucking stupid, you should know this sir, look at the Hitman movies, could have hired the voice actor in some capacity but noooooooooooooooooooooo.

And use him for what?

Nu lara has nice titties and a round ass, she's not as flat as this actress

>symbol of empowerment
Female sexuality *is* empowerment. The modern feminist idea of 'empowerment' is ineffective, and why they need government so badly.

Didn't they already make a Tomb Raider movie?

Two.
This new one will be a reboot.

Nu lara is thicc tho.

I dunno, to play Hitman, perhaps a voice over, one of the two, but it wouldn't have mattered for those as they are a far cry from anything the games were. I dunno how old he is or how he looks outside a black and white photo used on one of those youtube vids that show you voice actors for certain games.

>latest video game movie is crashing and burning
>"hey let's make a fucking nother"

Does anyone even care? Warcraft and Assassin's Creed were the first balls out big attempts at making successful video game films, and yet they've proven that times still haven't changed. Video game movies still fucking suck.

I kinda liked the Jolie Tomb Raider

>lara croft games are now nothing but shooting enemies and "press X to not die"

what the fuck happened to the puzzles and shit