Preorders came up for the switch at eb games

here is the archive before they took it down web.archive.org/web/20161021024620/https://ebgames.com.au/featured/nintendo-switch

>$999.00
NINTENDO IS FINISHED

>(Placeholder Price)

>working title
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>TBC
So it's fucking nothing?

>$999

haha holy shit they didn't even learn from Sony

>tfw sony wins yet again

You guys are joking right?
>frogposter
Probably not

is that the official case?

of course they are. its called shitposting

>10 new characters
so King boo and who else?

Fuck off Nintendrone. No amount of shilling can save them from a mistake this massive.

it was on one of the images for the archive..for some reason it dosnt pop up on here

Lanky Kong

>all new battle mode

Looks suspiciously like a placeholder price.

i hope the cases aren't going to be dvd size like the pictures there for just the cartridges, cause they sure as shit aren't making booklets to take up the space.

Black indigo Rosalina, Toxic Yellow Daisy, Emerald Crystal Luigi, Mini Metal Mario, Fire Flower Mario, Banana Slama Donkey Kong, Sunshine Swimwear Peach, Baby Bowser, and Queen Pianta.

Day 1 purchase, just to perpetuate the meme.

>$999.00 australian
>so $718.50 US
It's a placeholder

Random shitters from smash bros.

>All NEW Battle Mode
Should say "we were fucking stupid to consider what 8 did in the first place, we are sorry"

9 Fire Emblem characters

that pic is not from eb games its fan art

Do they have a chance?

>24 extra tracks
>even if they're factoring in the DLC, that's still another 16 tracks

PLACE
YOUR
BETS

>mfw even with all this shit, it doesn't feel worth my money to buy the game and a Switch just so I can play Mario Kart Sup Forumseekends

>$999

THE STATE OF NINTENDO

I would main Black Indigo Rosalina.

Mario Kart Sup Forumseekend will be ruined by setting it to 200cc anyway.
>LOL GIT GUD
The problem is that 150cc races are more memorable.
150 is a good, edging fap.
200 is that shitty quickie you do while waiting for porn to finish, then cancel your downloads and feel like shit the rest of the night.

>24 new tracks

>just dance
>basketball
What a great launch wave.

>Mario Kart port with all the extra content
>Splatoon being ported with a ton of extra content

I don't know how I feel about trading unique launch titles for extended life span for last gen titles. Its kind of awesome, but kind of a cop-out.

I guess if this is what Nintendo gets instead of SCROPIO or PS4k then its way better.

A lot of people skipped over those two games though due to the WiiU being kind of a shitty seller, so just having those is definitely a good business move to start it off with.

If they added Smash in they'd definitely capture anyone that didn't buy a WiiU because of the terrible support, and if BotW launches with it I think it'll be a pretty good launch.

this is just a pipedream but it would be nice if they released the new content from the switch edition on the Wii U version as a DLC pack, along with cross-platform play with Wii U players who own said DLC

CHECK THE DATE YOU ASSHOLE.
October 26 2016

This is not new or accurate.
Also, that's Aussie Dollars you cocksuckers.

He's been cucked out of these games enough times. They need to let him in already.

>new battle mode
>48 tracks now up to 72
>36 characters now 46
Are we getting the definitive Mario Kart game? We no longer need to play any others?

>24 Extra Tracks
>10 New Characters

Base game + DLC or Base game + DLC + new Switch exclusive stuff?

The DLC only added 16 tracks user. That's still 16 unaccounted for even in the worst case scenario.

Most likely it's
>Base game + DLC + Switch exclusive content

Wonderful, plus I know King Boo is in the mix.

I'm a happy guy.

>forced to keep playing the same fucking games from 2013/2014

WOW I LOVE NINTENDO CONSOLES

Good effort.

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>Are we getting the definitive Mario Kart game?
Not if it's still missing Mission Mode.

>$60 for base game+$11 for extra tracks
>HEY SPEND $60 ON THE MARIO KART YOU JUST BOUGHT...AGAIN!

>basketball
lol doa

I won't be surprised if they consider reverse track variants as a full additional track.

>tfw I keep falling for Nintendo's tricks

I need a smash 4 switch version confirmed already, if Mario Kart is getting that much extra content then I can't wait to see what smash would get.

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Don't you mean 8?

The leaks did say if you have the digital versions you'll get a discount, which means I'd get one for mario kart and splatoon.

>All new battle mode

You mean the original battle mode? The game should have had that already.

>Mario kart is just a director's cut version of 8

Aaaand I'm out.

I didn't want to buy a second wii u.

That was literally shown in EB Games Australia's site, not OP's trickery, just Nintendo being lazy, reusing renders

Sorry, I work as a cashier so I'm terrible at math.

>just bought MK8 in October
>mfw
It's fucking Hyrule Warriors all over again.

>If you are a loyal fan who buys Physical though you can go fuck yourself

Love you too Nintendo

>Phantom Pain ported to switch
>Venom Snake and Mother Base stage addition confirmed

They've done it before with covers, too.

Sounds to me like they knew about MK8 port's existence at this point which is a shame to Wii U owners who will have to buy the game again.

At least there will be a portable experience alongside all dat extra content and new battle mode to give incentive.

Also, double items may be hinting at team-mechanic ala Double Dash.

Nintendo isn't perfect, user. They get lazy too.

>Kalimari Desert with MK8 visuals and music by the Mario Kart band
MY DICK

In Hyrule Warriors' case as is Yoshi's Whooly World the visuals and framerate took a complete downgrade.

This will probably be at level or better thanks to it not having 3DS's archaic hardware.

Sometimes I wonder how Nintendo wizards were able to pump out pretty good visuals in games like Kid Icarus and Pokemon Sun and Moon.

It's Australian dollars anyway, thats like, $225 in real money.

>placeholder prices

Le kill yourself.

>Nintendo isn't perfect, user.
Go back to Neogaf, you're not welcome here.

>just bought MK8 in October
I don't know what's worse, the fact that you bought it this fucking late or the possibility that you got a Wii U this late and decided not to hack it.

Just play the 3DS version, it's bretty gud.

>being a hi-tech nigger

reading comprehension is shilling now?

>Just play the 3DS version
I did with Sup Forums for a couple of years.
>MK7 came out 6 years ago

MK8 was always a low priority game for me to buy.
I have my 3DS hacked but can't be assed to hack the wii u yet.

That is a pretty shit launch line up.

3 whole games and only one new release.

>bought both versions of Hyrule Warriors
>combined 500+ hours between them

>would day one purchase Hyrule Warriors 2

There isn't even a guarantee those are launch titles.

Why would you do this to me.

>Nintendo Wizards
Their compression is ridiculous
Fucking smash 4 in only 13gb

>only 13gb
Fuck off, I had to upgrade my microSD because of Smash 4's behemoth size

>Pokemon Sun and Moon

You do realize that the framerate chugs the instant there's four pokemon on screen, right?

>10 new characters
>mfw it's King Boo and,
>Baby Metal Mario
>Baby Pink Gold Peach
>Baby Racoon Mario
>Baby Metal Racoon Mario
>Baby Cat Suit Peach
>Baby Pink Gold Cat Suit Peach
>Bowser Jr.
>Dry Bowser Jr.
>Dry Pink Gold Metal Catsuit Bowser Jr.

Nintendo is so shit at this point that I wouldn't put it past them if they actually pull of this bullshit.

Mario Kart 64 is 21 years old.

True but at least the visuals don't take too big a hit when you consider the framerate drop (not a huge deal with turn-based games though I'm not a fan of it).

I'm definitely interested in how the rumored Switch version will look, assuming it exists.

There's a good chance it's fake. Everything there is just stuff from the reveal trailer, like surely Nintendo would actually have cleaner product images of the Switch rather than a bunch of screen caps of the trailer.

>implying Zelda will be a launch title

>even if the DLC content is counted, that's still 4 characters, 8 more tracks, and a new fucking battle mode

You think Dr. Mario will finally get some representation? He's the only Mario clone I'd be fine with.

Maybe even a Dr. Mario-themed racetrack/battle arena.

Waluigi Pinball in HD

What's it like having impressively shit taste?

Sorry about that

its not even $999 in AUD anyways jesus christ burgers are fucking stupid

musoufags are truly in a world of their own

I would also buy a PS4 if Omega Force would announce Dynasty Warriors 9 already

It's ok, I admit I'm a Koei battered wife.

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That's why I actually cried when I saw the trailer that revealed Rainbow Road 64. I got hit with nostalgia from when me and my best friend were in middle school and hung out playing Mario Kart 64 and Mario Party and Smash Bros and stuff all the time.

>launch lineup made up of ports and shovelware
Could Nintendo be any more pathetic? Can't wait to see Zelda on the PS5

Shit I'd buy it day 1 too but locking that much content behind the shitty 3DS version and shafting the people who actually bought the game at first is a fucking shitty move. I know Koei has done it in the past but god damn that doesn't make it any less annoying.

And just to rub salt in the wound they give wii u owners the option to buy the characters, at 12 dollars and then an extra 10 for the new legends DLC but no new maps for you fuckers, which is the one thing you would be able to play your new characters on.

>Wii U doesn't get new stages or costumes, wonky framerate, no fairy feature
>3DS doesn't get Ganon mode+giant cucco challenge mode and some weapons are gimped/animations are cut due to limitations
>no co-op, awful framerate unless played on N3DS
there is no definitive version of hyrule warriors

Also, 3DS in the US doesn't get the Classic Link costume

Just give me Waluigi Pinball, Airship Fortress and Maple treeway.

Thid will mke me rebuy MK8.

Hopefully people who have the original can get this for a discount.
They gave out a free Wii U game for preordering MK8 so hopefully we get something.
It's the only reason I have Wind Waker