Playing jrpg

>playing jrpg
>randomly dawns on me that I'll never be a Japanese high schooler having supernatural, grand adventures with friends who'd die for me, and me for them
What are some games that'll help me get over this?

Another jrpg

But which one?

Perfect flat.

Perflat

Stranger of Sword City. Your plane crashes in an alternate world where people occasionally get whisked off to. "Strangers" that aren't native to it are inherently stronger because the gravity is lighter.

A JRPG that isn't set in high school.
Play Tales of the Abyss, that's a classic that always fulfills me.

I get that you want to be young and going on grand adventures with friends who genuinely care about you, that's you and most of the planet, but why the fuck would you want to be Japanese?

So I can be Asian.

I want to sleep with an asian woman

Why would you want to be four feet tall with a tiny dick?

Continue playing until you want to kill yourself.
Keep playing after that to further drive yourself into despair.

Let the despair flow through you until you no longer care. Keep going until nothing can faze you. Then.

Then, at that point, rise from your ashes. You're a new person once you lose the directive to have to care so hard. Go then play some more JRPGs. Play some Persona. Some SMT. Some Tales. Some Trails. Some FFs. Some DQs. Some Mothers, and their clones. Some Neps. Whatever it is, play it.
You take that, you criticize them and pick out parts that sound good to you and build your new persona out of that, and it's a part of you. It's okay if it doesn't work at first, because you don't care anymore.

And you go out and keep trying, and the social pressures of the world will form the glue that will fill the cracks in your weebshit persona until it is hard as steel and becomes a part of who you are. Suddenly, then, you'll begin to care again, because now you have the secret sauce that you didn't have before, and you can be way better than you were before. And then you'll have weebshit to thank for it. Rise from your fucking ashes like a phoenix.

FLAT IS SHIT
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Flat is love
Flat is life

Why doesn't Lucina have that mark in her eye?

This

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So why aren't there any big-breasted girls who wish they were flat?

>Not being closer to your waifu when you embrace each other
>You want your waifu to have back problems

All their potential brainpower went to their chest instead.

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That doesn't even make sense, but what else can you expect from a flatfag?

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Does useless meat count?

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Enjoy having your waifu die in childbirth, and be unable to feed her children if she does survive.

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Are girls really this retarded? They've had their breast their whole adult life, they should know how big they are and not accidentally smack things down with them

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Cus i already got a tiny dick

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I love when aspects of games are mentioned ingame like that. In persona 3 with the whole getting tired thing, one of the kendo guys mentions that all your movements are very efficient and conservative.

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L E F T I S T M E M E S are my favorite M E M E S

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Makoto cutest idol

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