I've got a question for you:

I've got a question for you:

What does more damage, one 1000 DPS Steel Sword or a thousand 1 DPS Feather Knives?

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That's right, it's a steel sword, because steel swords do more damage than feather knifes.

1 thousand knives. You can miss half, and still have greater than 0 dps. If you miss with the sword, then your dps is just 0.

i dont know

How do you wield the thousand knives though?

limmy is too pure for this world

Put them in a sack and swing it.

It's a trick question. OP is saying that you compare the steel sword with each Feather Knife separately

shitposting, trolling, baiting etc

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It's a reference to Limmy's Show you fucking retard.
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He's a grass, Falconhoof.

I really don't fucking care bub

Hey Brian. Does being an internet meme make up for no longer being able to get television work?

Limmy was shit as soon as he went to TV. His early website and YT stuff was great.

Limmy's show is great is season one and two

also daft wee stories is very funny

btfo

I wish you were my dad

>Dungeon has two paths to choose from, a short one branching off the main route and a longer one
>Go down the shorter one
>Pass a point of no return
>There was a treasure down the other path

He does his comedy on tours though, more work but also more pay.

so... i was foken like.... watchen the telleh right....

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The 1000 DPS Steel Sword because the Feather Knives might miss

Limmy wasn't really that great, it relied way too much on the accent rather than real comedy.

Fuck off retard

>1001 DPS feather knife
Taken

it depends on crit chance, crit damage, and prevalence of damage resistance. you are asking a loaded question by being a fraudy merrican and not giving all the facts. fuck off back to gaia

I kinda agree. Some of the skits were extremely hit and miss. There were only a few that were genuinely hilarious, most of them either relied on the Scottish accent or just weren't funny whatsoever.

Limmy's vines are classics youtube.com/watch?v=rPRrFEXFKdo&t=1s

>limmy relies on the accent

spoken like a true american

fuck off you dippy cunts he normally tones the accent down for the show

Is he our guy?

The only good thing to come out of Scotland is the road to England.

Didn't this turn out to be shit though?

after damage reduction those knives won't do any damage against anything

>Objective: Kill Jester

They do the same damage, Limmy..

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What are some games where I can crush Scottish rebellions and bring them under the heel of Britannia?

AoA is great and I will fucking fight you

>Kill irritating, seemingly unimportan NPC
>Game over
>Last save was over an hour ago

Depends on too many other factors to make a meaningful choice. In the vaccuum presented they are equal. In an actual mmo with actual mechanics, the 1000DPS sword will most likely beat out the 1 dps army due to Defense mechanics, fraction trimming and crit multipliers.

MMOs also tend to use weapon damage for skill damage

Jump the chasm.

You fucking idiot you didn't pick up the boots of hermes, how the fuck do you expect to jump the chasm you double nigger

1k knives because each hit gets rounded up to 1 while the sword will get its damage reduced by armor.

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JUMP THE CHASM

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Name me a sketch comedy series that isn't hit and miss.

I always judge sketch comedy on the strength of the hits, rather than the ratio. I'd rather have one big laugh in an episode than sit through a show just smiling. Limmy's hits tend to be pretty great.

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>You jump the chasm. You make a pitiful attemp
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU BETTER NO HAVE M8, YOU BETTER NO HAVE

High fantasy games don't tend to use real world countries, unfortunately.

BTFO

The sword
You need to attack 1000 times with the knives to get the same damage which takes 1000 seconds
in 1000 seconds you could have done more DPS with the sword

But steel does more damage than feathers.

1,000 Needles, all day every day.

The sword. Assuming you're hitting once per second...Unless you're attacking with 1000 knives per second and not just 1 knife every second for 1000 seconds.

The OP is poorly worded.