It's a your whole team splits up around the map and allows the enemy team to just walk the payload round to the...

>It's a your whole team splits up around the map and allows the enemy team to just walk the payload round to the objective with absolutely zero resistance and you're left on your own trying to fight fucking six of the enemy team at once and eventually you give up and start dicking around until the match is over only to have it happen again in the next round match

I've never had 2 in a row. Usually if that happens I realize 3v3 eliminations is the superior gamemode and switch.

But yeah shit is frustrating. Sitting in the lobby with 10s until setup and we have BOTH A WIDOWMAKER AND A HANZO WE DON'T NEED BOTH PEOPLE. WE ONLY HAVE ONE TANK AND NO HEALER AND THE TANK IS FUCKING ROADHOG THE FUCK

Don't play quickplay

>its another thread where people pretend this game is not for retards
you asked for this

Ivwr had around 5 games today and haven't won one yet

I've no one to play with and I hear solo is a nightmare

>it attracts retards

It must be true because here you are

>Attacking Hanamura
>Zenyatta
>Defenders are pushed off and point A is clear
>Die
>Team skips over the point and tries to hunt down defenders
>Miraculously capture point
>Team scatters again
>Can only pocket heal one person because I can only see one person every respawn
>Defenders push us so far as to block us at point A
>Push through
>Me and Reinhardt on point
>Start capturing
>He continues to camp on the defenders' spawn left exit with his shield up
>I'm alone on the point
>Rest of team is nowhere
>Defenders show up and wreck my shit with seconds
>Watch as Reinhardt still waits at their spawn door, his back to the objectives, oblivious, until I respawn

>*episode*

yes it really is true, 100% of players including you are clinical retards

How come very few people use mics in ranked?

Don't be mad just because you got BTFO

more like you btfo'd yourself

Great comeback. You'd be better leaving and trying again tomorrow.

>3v3 is the superior gamemode
>a mei on each team glitching themselves inside spawn turning every round into a draw

> You didn't pick the character I wanted so lets fight about it the entire match and bring down team morale, REEEEEEE-

At least that's my reason most times.

nah, you better tell your mom that internet is bullying you because im staying here, gg ez

>One person buys a game for retards
>Plays it with retards
>Gets mad when retards act retarded
>Makes a retarded thread on imageboard
>Said thread attracts retards calling him out on being retarded
Ask yourself, who is the real loser here, you turbo retard?

>It's a Mercy player thinks they're God's gift to man when playing the worst support and the hero with the absolute lowest skill ceiling

You 3 options
1. Ana if you can aim
2. Lucio if you can't aim
3. literally anything else because this is an FPS and if you're dogshit at the shooting part then you may as well not even play

I haven't made someone this mad in a long time. I can't wait to see your next reply but I'm sure you won't post one since you're not mad, right?

I'm one of them. I have to choose between increasing quality of gameplay by avoiding the toxicity or sacrifice quality of gameplay for the sake of "teamwork".

I choose quality of gameplay every time. Being alert to your surroundings is a good substitute to telling your teammates what to do. If wild predators can do teamwork without screaming into their mics then so can I.

>mercyfag

>getting fairly competent with the game, but only play qp and mystery to keep practicing before I attempt ranked
>qp is becoming a nightmare, people don't contest payloads, sit at choke points on attack instead of fucking pushing in, never group up and just trickle in getting picked off
>want to play ranked but I'm still pretty shit so there a genuine possibility of bronze or silver
>fairly new to pc so my aim is 10x worse than everyone else

It's so annoying. I feel like I have the knowledge of how to play well, but not the physical capability to do so or the team to back me up. I'm not even having fun anymore.

well yes just look how mad i am, i have to argue with a retard, even pope would be mad looking at your weak replies

Maybe you should have played a good game instead.
Your fault.

>ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA
cancer thread

>Its a master and diamond players party with bronzes to wipe out lowbies episode

I think I've broke him, he's speaking in Brazilian gibberish now. I'm sorry, user.

typical ow player, nothing else to add

You forgot

0. Zenyatta if you can aim and have good movement and don't need to rely on a crutch grenade or sleep dart to take out attackers

Reaction pics to pretend you're not mad and the replies of a 10 year old

Typical Sup Forums user

man that was weak, you cant even reply anymore

Even samefagging now

Holy shit give it up

replying with literally shit is not helping you at all, you are stipp replying, i think you might be even mad, but i guess you are used to this feeling playing this game

Replying to the wrong people now too

Calm down and eat a banana

where did you learn being this calm? it must be so hard to be around spics in overwatch, thats what they taught you? to eat banana when you ar mad? have you tried with watermelon?

Racist and an idiot

How did you escape from Sup Forums(

oh sorry, i forgot this was you safe space, these things are not allowed in ow, in game for 5yos, but posting here you should already get used to it, because you look like a newfag now

So where in the Brazilian slums do you live?

next to your banana tree

But I live in a civilised country, not Brazil. We don't have banana trees here.

you think you do but you dont, you are retarded so you dont really know where you really are, you even play overwatch, all of this connects

Why are you still mad though? You can't seem to let this go.

Why the other guy keeps responding to you when you're obviously not serious is beyond me.

take a guess, oh wait, mentally disabled cant think

well, he plays ow, pic related

You never encounter this problem in tf2 thanks to more than 6 players on a team.

Samefagging

Plus the idiot is bumping my topic for free

enjoy your thread then, i hope you have as much fun posting in it as i have

I am

Thanks for the bumps

>It's another overwatch thread
Blow your fucking brains out

>Backfill a game
>Team is already shit and losing
>Blame you for why they're losing
>Drop out

Have fun 5v6ing the whole match niggas

your welcome, thats what normal people do around the world, help weaker/retarded people, heh, the more i post the more i think this game is really perfect for you

You really should read back over your posts if you think that.

And how do you still not see what's going on when I even told you?

>playing a team game without friends
You asked for it, asshole.

Then why the fuck does everyone tell me to play Mercy?

>LUCIO CANT HEAL FAST ENOUGH AND ANA CANT COVER THE WHOLE TEAM SOMEONE GO MERCY!

>worried about getting bronze or silver after placements
You know you can play games after placements right?

lol you think it all goes according to your master plan? are you that retarded? man this thread rally show average ow players iq

List one "good" fps I can play that is not over the top hardcore.

>Ana can't cover the team but mercy can

beg on /owg/ for people to group with you so you can effortlessly stomp shitters

As a diamond rank player (which honestly means nothing, diamond players are often pretty shit too) I main Zenyatta, though if I'm on Defense I almost always prefer Mercy instead. Personally I don't like Mercy so much for offense since she's better at slowing the enemy's progress, whereas Zenyatta's good for scoring picks (especially when you got something like Soldier blowing up the discords).

Lucio is good if you have too much to heal and not enough healers.
Ana takes skills so I'm bad with her

>qp is becoming a nightmare, people don't contest payloads, sit at choke points on attack instead of fucking pushing in, never group up and just trickle in getting picked off
I've played since release, and has stuff like this, but it's become an immense problem suddenly, what the fuck?

if you wanna get good with ana all you do is just use the scope

unscoped is a projectile and scoped is hitscan so it'll be easier to heal your teammates who seemingly bob and weave and jump out of the way of your heal boolets

Why does everyone shit on Mercy? I feel like I can heal way better with her as long as there's a good tank.

That feel when you the point and then it can't even Mercy you contest.

That projectile/hitscan thing is some good knowledge actually, thanks. I always thought something seemed stranger with unscoped shots.

I've especially run into the problem of the "Spiteful Ana" recently and if you've played enough, you know damn well what I'm talking about. You may even be that Ana.

I "rally" did

Holiday sales? I just got the game and I'm ass myself, but I've got two friends that have played since release and bought me the damn game drilling shit into my head. This game is VERY different from previous shooters, it can be overwhelming. Using crutch D.VA at this point, getting rekt by le sneaky Mei every fucking time.

Been reading this thread for shit to avoid doing, any other good advice?

thanks god i thought you gave up, yeah you still post but without any content, you really should put more effort into your thread, or is this another part of your plan?

>ANA CANT COVER THE WHOLE TEAM
You have been outrageously lied to
She can catch 3 tanks in her grenade and them heal them to full in seconds
And since there's probably a lucio around, his burst heal gets double the effect too.
And that's JUST her healing potential
She's singlehandedly ruling over this fucking game just by existing

Thanks gods yous dids

no you're doing it wrong

you have to say "well, what's the next step of your master plane?"

only then can it commence