What were we imprisoned for, Sup Forums?

What were we imprisoned for, Sup Forums?

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He paused so it's either murder or something stupid, like peeing on the wall of the White palace while drunk.

I crashed a plane.

They keep trying to tell me that killing elves is a crime! I don't believe them.

...

Framed desu

I stole a chicken to feed my family.

Failed assassination on the emperor

Were there any survivors?

>that dunmer shit talking you every time, no matter what race you pick

never gets old

Hate speech. I tried to convince people that the Emperor is actually a mutant with psychic powers.

Lol patrick stewart

>"I can't belive you faggots got caught fapping to furshit!"

I dindu nuffin acually. But I guess being a Rednigger is a crime in itself.

He actually hits on you if you're a Dunmer female.

Shame there were so little pleasure in killing him in that DB quest. Didnt even put up a fight

>killing dandelion fuckers
>a crime
Jesus Christ, what kind of horrible dystopia is this?!

>killing elves is a crime

I'm not the most introspective dwarf, so i suppose all the elves I sacrificed will have to ask Armok themselves

He still shit talks you saying you're going to die

Stealing sweatrolls, obviously

I touched a piece of rag in the inn.

touched an apple in the room i was renting

I sexually assaulted a co-worker by tapping them on the shoulder

for having that loli sex mod

>killing elves is a crime

flipped bird at sheogorath

I was in prison for raping the emperor's daughter to death, it was my fault he had to go get his "other" kid to carry on the bloodline

I was a criminal scum

Every TES protag was "Happenized" into being by Lor'Khan.

Every protag is a fragment of Lor'Khan.

The Elder Scrolls are Lor'Khan's penises, scrotum and testicles.

The penis is amazingly feminine in appearance and genetics.

Proof: King Crimson

S T O P
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A lot of loyalty for a demented Daedra!

You'd better watch out, in the elder scrolls lore dwarves are a kind of elf

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I stole a loaf of bread

pirating video games

Accidentally picked up something while trying to read a book.

beauty of roleplaying. make up your own stories.

You should have bought them

Just noticed the Emperor looks like Pepe

>dirty nails

I casualized the elder scrolls series and made the fallout series better. I am also tall and very handsome

Pete stop trying to soiled Todd's name.

It is a victimless crime like littering.

>BBC shadow

Treason

I told people that the emperor is just the puppet of a shadow government

Lollygagging

You were warned.

it's most likely fecal matter

They're niggers, not Indians

>he doesn't know what armok is

lol that potato face

bethesda doesn't even try

You did what?

killing every single child in the universe while masturbating

Spouting nonsense about Talos not being a real divine.

hello reddi.t

>2017
>not playing dwarf fortress
kys

Do you people have some sort of daily quota to fill? Get as many as possible mentions of that site per day?

you can choose for yourself, it's a roleplaying game.

dealing skooma
I wish ESO let me be a drug dealer

when I see a rebbit gif then yea

newfags are running amok. if you cant spot one, you are one.

I'm not even sure if this is supposed to ironic or not anymore.

For living quietly as a monk, at Weynon Priory.

thats because you are new as fuck, lurk moar rebbit filth

Oldfags can type properly