This spicy gal is going to blast you a new one...

This spicy gal is going to blast you a new one, unless you can prove you're not a subculture bitch by posting the most obscure vidya quote you know.

>Okay, so what do you need? Except a miracle
>Guns. Lots of guns

WAR. WAR NEVER CHANGES.

>What a bunch of jokas!

"Appraisals" - Jonathan Ablebody, Legoland

MR. CROW!

You whore.

IT'S PAYNE, WHACK HIM!

We truly are The Last of Us, remastered.

"No way fag"
- The Android Commando

FUS RO DAH

"You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!!"

oh yes

I have killed my mentor, yet i'm not his murderer.

>"Through fire, justice is served." "A hero in shining armor is called." "To punish evil's forces, I have been called."

"You suck a mean dick for claiming you're not a little sissy boy!"

ya hear that? Someone thinks I'm excellent!

I don't remember lines from video games, movies, or just about anything for that matter. I'm literally gonna be going to the doctor later to see if I have brain problems.

I don't mind if that spicy gal pops a cap in my ass though (´・ω・｀)

The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.

"Flip of the tongue."

I'M DRENCHED

>The cake is a lie

The cake is a lie.

Hold a moment, there is aught here.

whopa

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Have you ever considered what a noble is? He doesn't produce goods or food. He doesn't provide any service. But then, is a noble merely a parasite that feeds off the people? It is a noble's duty to protect the people who know only to work. Only someone who puts the people above himself is worthy as a noble.

Hivemind

>cakemind

SHIT CJ, SHIT!

THERE'S TOO MANY DAMN WEEKEND SOLDIERS

BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE

You're fucking dead boys.

AGAINST THE ODDS

マネ、マネと…
tfw no one will get this

The only accident I fear will be your head falling into a vat of acid with me wearing your fucking moron face as a party mask.

Ah, what is this?
Are you a dream, a fever hallucination spawned out of my own deceased mind?
Yes, you are that, but you are more too.

*teleports behind you*
nothin personell kiddo

"Oh don't mind me, I'm only a fictional character in a simulated universe, after all. I have nothing better to do, really. I'm just made up of a bunch of electrons floating around your console, and a few hundred kilobytes of data stored on your DHS disk..."
[shouts]
"Don't pay any attention to meeee!"

dumb anime poster

what game is this one from?

WE CHOOSE TO FIGHT

Dumb Anime Poster: Revengeance 3

I AM JUSTICE INCARNATE, BROUGHT TO THIS WORLD BY FORCES BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION

Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy online

"...To look more like brother."

>YOU FUCK YOUNG BOYS, VALDEZ?!

"My name's Dante the demon killer got a nice ring to it don't ya think?"
-Virgil

Humphries! Bring out the offal.

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Unrest in the city? Shut you mouth, things are peaceful here.

HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!

Damn,this lardass is beefier than I expected.

>I'm gonna ride you like I rode my hog!

A MOTTE AND BAILEY

*shake* *shake*

"What would an AI know about freedom?"

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ZOINKS!

I already told you...
My motives are VERY complex
Besides, I have another power
The power.... to MIND HACK
Understand now?
This..... is... my...power...

It was a cool game but I still didn't get the ending.
Not sure you're supposed to get it in the first place. I hope the sequel will have better production value.

SWOOCE

This chair is an eyesore.

If you win I'll let you in on a little secret: How to hit on women with 100% success.

"And as you draw your dying breath, curse your weakness for not being able to defeat me!" -Dark Fact

EVERYBODY
THERE IS A NEW KING IN TOWN
GET READY

"you go first"
"Okay"

Honk again and i'll call shitcurity on your ass

THE HAND

OF

PYROOOOOOOO

"You must gather and party before going ahead" - Balder the Great

THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY MY MARACAS I GO

CHICK-CHICKY BOOM CHICK-CHICKY BOOM

What a shitty idea for a thread.

This is a Jim Carrey thread now

"I feel asleep!"

>When in doubt, take the stick out.

Blow it out your ass

"a winrar is you"

I never asked for this

Press F to pay respects

THEY SENT IN THE SUPERS

HUH? LIKE EMBARRASIN' ME HUH?

The blue plates are nice, but the brown ones seem to last longer.

"Don't engage in sexual activity with this governor" President Strongarm

More like a Daisy Ridley thread

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Hurrah for old Nosey!

HOW ABOUT YOU LEAD AN ARMY INSTEAD OF TOUCHING ME

BY AZURA BY AZURA

Barrel!

gl user!

>le epic Reddit me me
XD XD XD ECKS DEE

Killing a person ain't no big deal, just put the gun to their head... Pow!

Maybe that is the only video quote those anons know.

"Next time I won't miss."

FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

Well then they shouldn't be here

Fungus stalks burst through your hands!

That wouldn't be a very good use of this SPECIAL CEREMONIAL Bread

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Thanks

"At least the mold get to grow and change, slowly inching towards - AH, the fireplace? Is it - oh, wait, it's not on. Damn. I thought I saw you."

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