My kid loves Minecraft, so I got his name Minecrafted for his room

My kid loves Minecraft, so I got his name Minecrafted for his room

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Before he shitters are coming, you are a great dad!

> letting your kid use computer or internet
Why would you do that

This

How old is he

Where's the rest of it?

Good for you OP, I'm glad you love your kid enough to do cool things for him/her.

cute, but why not colored?

I had to Paw Patrol my kid's room up. I fucking hate that show.

You've made a mistake. Save him while you can.

Are you of jewish descendance ?

I bet you got this from the minecraft reddit, why are you bring that garbage here?

Sup Forums - reddit front page

My wife's son loves Minecraft too

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Did you get him that minecraft joke book too?

You already got you upvotes on reddit why are you posting here?

15, he has to use the computer for school anyways

Does Sup Forums think that raising your own biological child exists? Because wife's son memeing has ruined the very few threads about being a father and playing vidya with your kids that I've seen over the years. They were rare but always fun.

So what? No one cares.

I'm sorry your son has autism.

Have you introduced them to anime?

What kind of name is Migah?

OP is a nice dad

It's Micah you fucking autist
Still a dumb name tho

What kind of shitty name is that?

She's one year old. She sits still for Paw Patrol and Paw Patrol only. Outside of that it's cute dolls and shit.

>"white" parents

>father and playing vidya with your kids
A good father would play sports with their kids or teach them how to fix things so they know how in the future. Good luck raising a pansy ass faggot

we reddit now

>Not doing both
>Not growing up on a ranch with your redneck dad who plays Mario with you later
I don't want to raise a butch dyke either. So, sports and fixing things is for homos.

Why must you lie?

(or use reddit)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micah_(prophet)

Literally kill your self

wow nice blog! subscribed~

>some kids first fap is minecraft

Holy shit, I looked up the actual guy who took that photo and he is an absolute madman!
youtube.com/watch?v=pmh1VrQW46s

This isn't reddit, we don't care about you or your kid

I don't think OP was intending to trick people
More like he was mimicking to demonstrate the difference between reddit and Sup Forums

>15
>still plays mine craft
>named Micah
>dad got his name plastered on the wall in mine craft text

Is your son retarded?

Who names their fucking kid Micah

My daughter is into my little pony its worse when you know the things grown men do to these characters

I thought they confirmed it was MLP futa porn

I want to think that OP's that clever, but I get the feeling its just a shitpost.

If he wanted to do that he could have clued it in with a subtle reddit link that doesn't require me to search it up.

These threads are made on Sup Forums by redditors in an effort to claim that there's no difference between Sup Forums and reddit (to make you stop telling them to go back) when they (the redditors) are the ones blurring the lines.

The guy who makes homemade taser gloves.

How old? I'm sorry. Also, she kinda likes Doc McStuffins but she legitimately can babble the words to Paw Patrol's theme song. Her third fucking word was Ryder, the main character. Jesus.

fuck the minecraft thing, thats a pretty pimpin set of armor.

Fucking jews, I swear.

This entire thread is a social experiment
You all fell in it

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shes 4, and all she talks about is how rainbow dash is the coolest and she wants to be like her, we went to fucking disneyland and she started crying cause she thought my little pony was there

she seems like a busta

I'm so sorry. Keep her away from the internet.

Thanks for the kek. That's all I'm gonna think about when I hear "Look! Ryder!."

Ill do my best
ive had her yell for grown ass men wearing mlp shit asking what their favorite characters is

holy shit i feel bad for you guys like jesus christ it must be hard going through that torment. get them a 3ds or some shit with pokemon to play, kids that are like 5 love to play pokemon. I think.[\spoiler]

He is actually, he's one of those full on wheelchair tards, little fucker threw his colostomy bag at me the other day, should I get him put down?

I got my first gaymen pc at 14 and I turned out okay

That's cute but terrifying.
She's only one. So, it isn't too terrible but I can tell you the plot to most episodes without even looking them up. Plus she loves dogs and she refers to the two dogs in the house as pups like the show. It's pretty nice.

see user its cute now, but once they are almost in grade 3 or 4 and still watching it and making you buy toys it becomes a nightmare

Her mother already does that. It fucking kills me. My daughter and her see a cute thing to play with. I see more shit filling up the house.

makes sense now

seems like something someone on reddit would do

i hate how redditors dont just answer questions. they always just meme for upvotes

without even looking, this is from reddit's gaming board right?

How does it feel knowing she's going to be taking a daily dose of bbc?

my wife thinks its cute filling up her room with more shit she doesnt use women man

Like clockwork. Any time being a father comes up on Sup Forums, Wife's son and blacked posting starts. She's already partially black. I don't particularly care who she ends up with as long as they aren't a bad person.

shitposting aside.


AWWW I WISH I COULD PLAY WITH HER! I love children because I find them fascinating. If I ever had a child I would control whatever my child is exposed to because kids brains are malleable. The internet was a mistake

Don't control them user. Show them the things you like and if it sticks, great! They'll have something to do with dad. If not, find something together. Also, you'll learn to appreciate tv and the internet as a parent. Don't let them babysit the kid but honestly, they provide some respite.

oh god i can just imagine the debt you're in

Don't get your hopes up for grandkids.

>"your" kid

Suuuuuuuure.

the internet wasn't a mistake, kids just need to have many things explained to them about what is on the internet and what is wrong or right. Also i personally think you shouldn't censor your child from things because in the end it will just delay the inevitable finding out of that thing, which harms them because you have lied/kept thing from them and that removes a fair bit of trust from your relationship with them.

That decor is so unbelievably tacky.