Introduce friends to game

>introduce friends to game
>they become better than you in less time

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>introduce friends to game
>actually you have no friends

> introduce friend to game
> they beat you in it and force you to sit on their lap

What?

>friend is playing monster hunter
>yeah boi this game is real good you should try it out too haha
>buying
>play it hour over 800 hours
>my friend looks at me and tells me that hes sorry for making me an addict

>introduce friend to guild
>he becomes more popular than you

I know that feel

I showed my friend a fighting game. After a couple days he challenged me and placed a bet that if he beat me I'd sit on his lap. He beat my ass thoroughly so I had to own up and sit on his lap. He commented on how soft I was.

Jesus christ thats hot.

1v1 me

Is this the new trap thread?
My panties just arrived in the mail today

>Get friend to play overwatch
>Am silver scum
>We play together and get to platinum
>I don't play for a week and he becomes master and I can't play with him anymore

What would've you got if you won?

thats fucking disgusting

pics?

>tfw no tomoko bf
steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420

>Introduce friends to game
>Help them and show them all you know
>They finally beat you
>Say you did nothing to help them

It's time to use [that].

Is there more to that image?

Hmm...

It was embarrassing

But you'd probably beat me and blackmail me into being your personal onahole!

A kiss

I'm not sure

>play fighting game in college dorms
>guy keeps treating our friendlies really fucking seriously
>treats it like tournament matches
>after beating him a bunch in a row i start playing my weaker characters and doing silly shit
>he finally beats me in a game
>pops off
>immediately unplugs his controller and leaves

What the fuck, man?

fuck my friend also convinced me to start playing monster hunter and I blew way past him

Do your duty Sup Forums, remove neckbeard erpfags from the premises

> implying Sup Forums isn't sissy white boys general

>introduce friend to SF4
>he thinks he's getting the hang of it
>play rollout rolento and press one button entire match
>he gets pissed and throws my controller at my laptop

Fuck Rolento and fuck Elena too

add me up losers

I wish I could turn back time and prevent Sup Forums from being made

Fuck it

>No one wants to play fighting games with me because no one I know has ever gone farther than casual Injustice/MK X play
Man I hate my campus being so smash-centric

Playing exclusively against CPUs can sometimes teach bad habits for playing against other people.

every fighting game ever

>Friend introduces you to a game
>You work tirelessly to hone your skill while they don't touch the game in months
>challenge friend
>they still whoop your ass

>friends introduce you to a game
>one week later they all abandon it

>friendlies

Smash isnt a fighting game faggot.

>Install Homebrew channel on friend's Wii
>Boot up SNES version of SFII (I forget which version, whichever the later one was)
>Having fun for a bunch of matches
>Start to show him how to do inputs
>He picks Dhalsim
>"Lol this is so broken how this game is shit"
>Beat him
>"Hey lets play something else"

>New game comes out
>Recommend it to a friend
>They beat it before I do
This happened to me a year ago with Dragon's Dogma.
Also he's 100+ levels higher than me which I don't even understand since I beat BBI around level 70

>introduce friend to game
>"this game is pretty fun, we should all get it"
>other friends buy game
>we all play together and have a good time even at different levels of skill because we're good friends and not autistic

If he was complaining about his own character after winning then he probably wasn't having fun to begin with, nobody likes fighting games anyway

>be a young lad
>play f2p mmo
>too poor to buy anything so I have to grind my way to better equipment and levels
>introduce friend to the game
>they buy their way through the game with their parent's money, get way past my level and quit within a month

>be slightly better than that friend in one game because I put in literally 1000x time than him and I know the little tricks and matchups that he doesn't know
>this dude knows how to instinctively pick a character that ends up top tier in pick 1

Talent is definitely real and my friend is a living proof of it. This guy mastered roll cancel and shoshosho in one single week, I took months. I don't mind it, though. It's a good thing to have someone who is about the same level.

I am that friend.
>Back when the GBA was handheld of choice
>Friend shows me Puyo pop
>He barely gives me time to learn and is dropping 3 and 4 chains on me
>Annoyed
>4 days later I see him again
>He's surprised I have my own copy
>He's popping off little 3 and 4 chains still
>Push them back easily and counter with a 12 chain
>mfw

He's never asked me to play one of his games again.

Go kiss your friend instead of flirting with anons

But are you a girl?

Developer bullshit aside, the real reason why I dropped Payday 2 is because my friends used trainers to have access to everything while I was playing the game normally.

>implying chains matter in a Fever puyo puyo

>introduce friend to game
>he becomes addicted and stops playing anything else

5 years later and he's still at it. If i knew it would end like this i would've never told him about League of Legends.

But I love flirting with faceless anonymous men online and making them hard with lust

People can say what they will about
>You only hate League because it's popular
But a ton of the most toxic and bitter people I know spend more time playing League than anything else.
Like it is the only game I have seen people have physical fits over.

this site is turning me gay

Puyo Pop for GBA, son.
Also most tourney rules put limits so you can only send junk Puyo with higher chains.

>introduce game to friend
>watch him play for the first time.
>tfw he skips through all the text and lore.

Bonus rage if they say say something about the story-line making absolutely no sense later on.

Was that ever implied actually?

Literally all of my friends that started playing League turned into salty assholes.
I tried playing with them using skype thinking it would be fun but all they did was scream at each other and act like children.

...oh yeah, I'd lose my shit and scream a lot when I played league. It wasn't healthy

>implying it's not a bunch of fat Asians and literal niggers

Are you friends with Egoraptor?

It's never fun seeing someone you know yell
>THAT'S BULLSHIT
because they don't read fucking tutorial screens/have zero problem-solving skills.

This is compounded by stuff like where people are willing to shit on a game that they know nothing about besides what a lets player tried to tell them in a WACKY video

The sooner you give in, the better.

>friend buys you game
>it's horrible but you feel obligated to play it when they're on
>that one day you just start ignoring their invites and messages

Give into you?

>start playing Overwatch with a friend
>he gets to Diamond
>still in silver

>this will never ever be scanned

This thread is doing things to my dick and I do not like it!

Into the cock of course

Sauce?
I need generic pleb shitty manga right now

>complete 10 matches
>start in Diamond
>get to Masters in only a week
Lmao, how can you cucks be this bad?

This has been me in literally every single game that involves guilds

>play MMO with friend
>you go to school and work
>he's done neither since you've known him
>he plays the whole time you're gone
>he levels without you
>both eventually hit level cap
>he still always has worse gear and sucks

>tfw no tomoko bf


steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420

>tfw Sup Forums makes you gay but you don't have a boy to talk 1 on 1 with about all your ero fantasies

>friends invite you to play a game they have playing
>being a hardcore competitive gamer, instantly better than they are
>they eventually stop playing
Being a good gamer in the world of casuals fucking sucks, doesn't help most games are becoming easy/boring trash

>mfw I was the guild tease and guild mom

>that golden sensation when I realized that I am the talented alpha that all you sissies are huddling together and crying about losing to no matter how hard you try

>ywn be a cute femboy hypnotised to be another user's cockslut
Why even live

>play fighting game with character creation mode
>fret over making a serious name for my flawless character design
>friend makes maid with horse head
>names it beer slut
>mfw he stomps my shit every game

Table top rpgs have ruined me.

Maybe you should develop a likable personality. It's not all that hard, ya know!

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>that moment when you and your best mate reach a godlike level of co-operation
>can communicate your plans through pure telepathy and pub stomp with ease.

Best feeling.

I assume you're being facetious but stuff kind of like this happens to me.
Like I cannot enjoy Dishonored because the "optimal" way to play the game is braindead easy and people give me shit for not playing in a more-destructive manner

>mfw NERF THIS
>mfw ez 80% heat

>You and your friends all buy a game
>They finish it way before you do
>Can't play multiplayer together because they're way farther than you
>"lmao user why haven't you spent all of your free time playing it"

>this feeling but Helldivers

I did this once. Thing is, I felt pressured to show me playing the game and being social about that like with party games. Normally I take my time and really savour the sensations.
I still don't feel entirely great about what I did that time. I'll probably call them up soon and have another go at it.

What game? Soul Calibur?

>heat

>tfw to intelligent for friends

>Introduce a friend to MGR and Ninja Gaiden Black
>All he playd his whole life was pokemon and sonic games
>Beat MGR 100% and NGB on master ninja.

Sorry user, heat sounds cooler than energy.

Any more like this?

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>"coordinate" a toxigun bug run with friend
>accidentally kill him with poison
>spend 20 minutes griefing eachother, calling in reinforcements and getting carried by randoms

Yes. You can make some neat looking characters pretty easily but you can create some real freakshows if you're creative enough.

Had this happen to me, except I received a spanking. If I won he would have bought me $100 of Steam games.

>play WoW and quest with a tank
>we spend all our time lvling up our characters and one day he says he wish he had a boyfriend
>wat u gay?
>I'm a girl, user
And that's how I met my wife.

>Introduce a friend to a multiplayer game
>They get better at it than you because they looked up guides and spent hours learning how to cheese
>They never want to play it because it's boring when they win and frustrating when they lose

Your friends made the right decision. Fuck that game and its korean mmo tier weapon add-on system
>Have a chance to make a roll to MAYBE get a part you want, which you then need to spend Payday funbux to make and its also one use only

>tfw they nerfed the exp and payout of heists severely

Glad I got out before they added all this extra bullshit.

>Finally managed to ween friend off League of Legends
>Hes a huge FF fanboy so he starts playing FFXIV 24/7 instead after I told him about it
At least we play together sometimes so it's slightly better but jesus fuck man lets play some EDF or Vermintide or something fuck

>Start playing Helldivers
>Boy golly gee wilikers it sure is fun killing bugs and terrorists
>Keep playing until I'm comfortable with Hell Dive difficulty
>Find out Hell Dive consists of spamming recon drones and running away because fighting is pointless
>Can no longer find joy playing the second highest difficulty either
KUYASHII