BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
Super Mario Switch will let you play as Mario andBowser
I have other information regarding SMS if you're interested.
It WILL be fully revealed on the 14th.

Will it allow my dick size to grow exponentially?

Will SMS come with Alex Kidd built in?

can you fuck Mario?
can you fuck Bowser?
can they fuck me?

No but it lets you push babies into ravines.

I only want to play as waluigi

Op here. I'll just leak what I know.
>story revolves around a a powerful magikoopa casting a spell on the mushroom kingdom imprisoning princess beach and the toads and turning mousers minions against him.
>no more map, A fully explorable hub worlds "like galaxy 1" who'll give you access to the different levels.
>This includes stages such as a beach, a bustling site, a lush jungle, a bubbling volcano, a dreary cave, a ghost town and a space station.
>marios stages will play similarly to 3d world with a bit more exploration.
>Bowsers stages will play similarity to skylanders with a focus on combat.
>2 new power ups.
>5 different bosses
>will also include a 2 player co-op mode where the other player plays as Luigi.
>in the bowser stages they'll play as kamek

[citation needed]

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

>turning mousers minions against him

RETURN OF SUBCON CONFIRMED HEARD IT HERE FIRST BOYS

The last part basically sounds like they're trying to make it Mario Unleashed

I thought the Sprixie Kingdom was supposed to be a spiritual return of Subcon.

*bowsers.

Super Mario Twinsanity

Pretty much my thoughts


shitty enough to actually be real

>mouser
wait what

You know, Mouser re-appearing to take control of the 8-Bits and act as the main villain would actually be a lot of fun for a new Mario game. Enough Bowser, I'm sick of him, get rid of him until the very next game at least.

I didn't know Yoshi was supposed to be black

but I want to play as peach

Sprixie Kingdom was just a mish-mash of every previous Mario location.

And it didn't even have an Arabian theme throughout.

shut the fuck up retard

Ye

Do you think Bowser and Peach would make a good couple?

Go do your homework, billy.

No, Peach hates Bowser as a person and Bowser doesn't care about Peach's feelings

My dad works for Nintendo and he says OP is a fag.

Ooooh, I totally didn't understand that.
My previous sentence was sarcasm.

Wow we are so lucky here on Sup Forums, new info about the switch is leaked hourly!