DO NOT PURSUE

DO NOT PURSUE

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Mario Warriors when?
>Mario has melee attacks
>can combo jump enemies for extra damage
>toad brigade generals
>large Mushroom Kingdom map to conquer
>sick heavy rock versions of Mario songs

>clearly Japanese depiction with sashimono, Kabuto helmet, and square shoulder pads.
>references China
???

Mario is racist

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Miyamoto had this on his shirt.

I AM THE GREATEST PLUMBER THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

KNUCKLES?!?!

this was also 2d art but now was remade for mario run
with this amount of detail i doubt it's really just a one off for promoting a runner game

CAN NO-ONE OFFER A-ME A CHALLENGE?

I hope eventually, maybe after miyamoto dies.

MARI-YOOOOOOOOO

Fucking Italians and their cultural appropriation.

Why is Mario dressed like that?

Thanks for the info suppermariobroth

ONE MORE FOR THE GLORY OF MUSHROOM KINGDOM

thanks

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>this was also 2d art but now was remade for mario run
>with this amount of detail i doubt it's really just a one off for promoting a runner game

Maybe Mario Switch has an around the world aesthetic.

>sanada emblem
Of course he's a yukimarufag

sounds like a garbage idea which is why they haven't done it yet

Would that make Link a Hojofag?

I thought that was obvous, they wouldn't make a Mario game set in JUST Central America.

MY AMBITION CANNOT BE STOPPED

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>Mexico
>Central America

benevolence

we Kid Chameleon now?

Get used to it.

yeah..?

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We are a culture, not a costume. This is not who we are and this is not okay.

USA
England
Mexico
Japan

>Money on helmet to distract jews
Now I see why the jews fear the samurai

>american education

so if Mario is Lu Bu that makes Sony Cao Cao right?

y'all might be drinking the kool aid a bit too much pal

Wa Hu

yeah and Mario's goddamn Italian. Kinda. depending on how you view Yoshi's island.

Will be called Luigi is missing and have quizzes

That would be neat.

>references China
what?

How do you view flags on every board?

>Any game with the Hojo clan
>OMG triforce, zelda reference

Sonic is Liu Bei
Cool, popular, goes fast but ultimatelly just a failed bandit who didn't manage to leave behind a lasting legacy.

retard

Get a gold account

What? The fact youre talking about him 1800 years later is a pretty good indicator of lasting.

your new bu is showing

I've written my own script for it, actually

The internal workings are quite intricate; but basically what it does is look for key-words and patterns to determine the retard-ness of a post on a scale from one (1) to seven (7). Any post scoring a value of 5 or higher is separated and marked as ''probably american''.

Now, this of course can't give full certainty, but forwarding my assumption usually provides a response which allows me to draw a final conclusion.

So far it's proven to be 83% accurate!

>Hur dur Ameridumbs

I'll 83% your accurate. cockfag

Looks nothing like the OP pic

>can't detect sarcasm
>responds with more blunt sarcasm
Nice job asserting your intellectual dominance.

I refuse to ever watch it because of the thumbnail alone

hahaha

>Do not pursue

"Do not pursue" is a pretty common meme referring to the ferocity of Lu Bu, a famous Chinese warrior during the Three Kingdoms Period and very prominent character in the Dynasty Warriors series.
The comment points out OP's mistake in referencing a video game rendition of a Chinese historical figure when Mario's outfit is clearly an homage to Japanese samurai.

what

Fuck off Sanada

oh

more like lu boo amirite?

*wahoo*
*yepeeee*
*unsheath katana*
*nothing-a personalle, gay bowser*

Got DW8 XL CE during the steam sale. Do I pursue or no? Pike Halberd and Staff are best weapons.

you should run now, kike
not that it will matter
no one can escape the samurai

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What is this again?

If Mario is in Mexico, can we expect him to wear a Sombrero or Mariachi costume?

>Miyamoto seeing Paper Mario.png

It is an established fact that there are three men who did nothing wrong.
Guan Yu, Lu Bu, and Cow Pee

Guan Yu was a cunt.

>Guan Yu
>backstabs wu on a promise
>OH WOW WHY ARE THEY ATTACKING ME?. COME OOOOOOOOON. FUCKING KOJIMA

literally just spend a second on google for fuck sake

> not Tsao Tsao.

How do you factor in Australian shitposting?

>WOOOW what do you mean I have to defend my rear castles
> WOOOOW I WAS ATTACKING ALL THE PROVINCES THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO
>HAHA bugged logistics mechanics, thanks Lu Meng

This was a notable issue in the earlier versions, but going up from 2.6 (beta) I've implemented a feature which I've affectionately come to call ''reverse autism''.

It's a highly complex algorithm which aims to differentiate between genuine stupidity and ironic pretense. Being advanced as it is, there is still quite the margin of error, it's really the main reason I've yet to supersede 83%.

I dont see that phrase in the art anywhere so still unrelated

>with this amount of detail i doubt it's really just a one off for promoting a runner game
its an important game for Nintendo.

I'd be down for that. That's one of the things from Sonic Unleashed that deserved saving.

Oh, how long until Tumblr complains Japan is racist?

Lore too deep