Increasing a stat affects your appearance

>increasing a stat affects your appearance

>pregnancy count statistic

Name 57 games that does this

Fable series.

I know there's another where your tits and ass grow + figure changes. Forgot the name.

>shotas molested stat

fucking hate that shit

>dexterity is feminine
>strength is masculine

dwarf fotress adventure mode

going up in stats makes your character less fat and more muscular

Name a single game that does this.

San Andreas

REMEMBER PLEASE

>Fable 1
>Leveling up turns you into an old ass man

That was so fucking stupid.

But on the plus side:
>Random RPG
>Equip black panties
>Shove character into a corner
>Get the camera up in there
>Panties are now black

Isn't that just Charisma?

>archers are always elves and female
>bows/crossbows are somehow based on DEX

that's good though

>wanna play an archer but don't want to be some ugly bitch
>lol only female r bows users!!!

>females in games that actually care about gender differences
>ever ugly

What did he mean by this?

>females
>ever not ugly fat looking scrubs
yeah nah

>bow damage is based on STR
>crossbows have static damage

well it appears that you are gay so the only thing i can tell you is go do a hobby with a gay majority

like getting pozzed or sucking dicks in a gay club's toilet

I always thought the idea was that a higher dex/agility/skill whatever made your shots more accurate, aka a shot to the chest will do more damage then a grazing shot to the leg.

>crossbows have static damage

This fucking triggers me so much. I know the devs want to make the two weapons different and shit but crossbows having less or no crit chance makes me fucking furious, especially if the weapon has good stats

>fable 2
>you take the good choice in that quest and you become an old man
>sometimes when you're fighting the enemies make fun of you for being old

This was fucking shit in Fable 2. Why do I have to look like a fucking magical construct if I want to use magic? Why can't I be a qt toned but not too muscular girl if I want to use melee shit? What does height have anything to do with guns?

Accuracy good and well, but it won't you do any good when you the upper torso and biceps strength or a 16 year old and can't pull back the string or reload the crossbow.

But it's fantasy and even though there are humans in it they're somehow different from earth humans and both sexes have the exact same genetic "stats".

Then what is int?

Shouldn't crossbows critical rate scale with DEX? Why does barely anyone do that?

>INT based class
>it's a female

>INT based class
>it's a human

virgin

>INT class
>it's some dindu nuffin beast race

clearly not INT based frogposter

I'm just guessing but I think the devs assumption is that crossbows shoot bolts with the exact same power every time whereas the bows damage depends on the pull of the archer that can vary. And that's where the "crits" come from.

Clearly not an INT based retort

Dismissing someone's comment because of an attached picture makes you the bigger retard.

t. frogposter

Not, being a frogposter is inexcusable. Especially in this day and age. Be more original and use better reaction images.

>Int based class belives in god

thats a valid point.

so that makes wizards agnostics?

>Fable SERIES
I think you mean the first one. For some reason they decided to throw out that mechanic.

Utter waste.

Halo 3

Transcendent.

there really needs to be more games with pregnancies, that shit is hot

GTA San Andreas

>warlocks

>in a universe where gods unambiguously exist and act as cosmic mana pools, mage characters believe in them

really gets my noggin a joggin

Fable 2 is the worst offender of this ''feature'' as mentioned here: Every stats including Generous to Greedy and Good to Evil modifies your appearance. Fable 3 does it too, but to a much lesser extent.

>There isn't a game that lets you be raped by Black and Mexican men on the street and get pregnant over and over

Why even live?

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

Nah, Fable 2 had the same thing.

Strength made you beefy.
Skill made you lanky.
Will gave you blue lightning tattoos.

not really, in most games it's presented as some kind of natural cosmic force/energy you can tap in with enough studying and intelligence.

doesn't mean you have to bow down on your little praying rug 5 times a day for mana to refill and spells to refresh.

>blacks and mexicans
>not virile mind-broke shotas

desu it is dumb to not have your character change at all. your fable guy was a hero for his entire life why would he not age

belief ≠ worship

Go tip your fedora in a Sci-Fi game, faggot.

>wanting niggers and alike to impregnate you

>not having pure sex with a loving husband while pregnant

I hate my fetishes

Aren't crits supposed to represent the idea that you hit a critical or vital location ? Increasing crit chance with crossbows (and bows) as dex increases makes sense then, because a person with better aim will hit vital spots more often.

Mad Max

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>having sex while pregnant

that's fucking nasty

>anal circumferece stat

>Int increases characters foot fetish stat

>character places weapon on back outside of combat
>it just hovers there without a strap, sheath, or anything

There's not enough games that require you to do frequent worship / sacrifices to replenish your ability to cast faith based spells. Likewise, there's not enough games that require you to do anything related to studies or reading or channeling to replenish your spells as wizard or sorcerer. Without those mechanics, video game wizards are always just generic elemental spell spammers and clerics are simply faith wizards.

Sperg.

>There isn't a game that lets you get bred by blacks and mexicans bareback in the mating press position while your main love interest watches and holds your hand

>equipment that is almost always on your back, such as a shield clips through everything

This is my only complaint about BOTW so far, what the fuck Nintendo. They could just not have the scarf and the problem would be fixed

>leveling up in wisdom or faith makes you shorter and skinnier but builds up your butt

EVERY FUCKING TIME
I just want to hit shit with my mace.

>There's not enough games that require you to do frequent worship / sacrifices to replenish your ability to cast faith based spells.

that's because usually you're killing shit for your god, which is good enough as a substitute (unless the god is anal about praying)

>virgin
>loose
>ruined
>destroyed

calm down there user, you're reaching dangerous territory

Lol never did that even on my good characters

>Not playing as an old fucker going full dad-strength-mode
>Not enjoying beating the shit out of youngins with your bare hardworking hands

>he doesn't find a pregnant belly incredibly attractive

i'm already far gone into degenerate territory

20 years sleeping alone and unloved will do this to you

Machine obviously

The binding of isaac

Once you've seen a pregnancy from start to finish it will never be arousing, buddy.

Go cruise in a maternity ward and the pregnant-pussy smell will make you gag.

Fable 2 had it, but it always made you look like shit.

Crackdown 1 and 2

>leveling up the faith stat too much makes a character renounce fighting and leave

>females have the same starting stats as men and the same potential stats
>skin color does not affect any stats
>there is no privilege stat

ISIS would disagree

>game has weapon upgrade system
>upgrading the shitty/gimmick weapons nobody cares about results in uber powerful endgame killing machines.

Corruption of Champions
Trials in Tainted Space

>Can befriend/romance people who are supposed to be racist against your race

Maybe they get off on the kinkiness of it.

>both str and dex affect bow damage
>all bows do physical and piercing damage
>dex affects the piercing aspect most
>higher dex will also mean more crits

>Can only romance with fully humanoid races

>Sophie has laid an egg.

In those cases, I like to think that you're the exception. You're that friend that, when they're drinking with the rest of your buddies they will say "Yeah, but I know one good n'wah."

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>Put point into strength
>Go from preteen to middle-aged with a beard

Nope. Not how Fable handled it. Needs completely overhauled.

Wis>Int>Dex>Str

>tfw to intelligent to identify with traditional genders.

That's only if you let the Shadow Judges(?) take away your youth.

>Fable 2
>Primarily use melee weapons
>Look morbidly obese by game's end

Happened to me too but I didn't realize eating 10 pies would make me that way so I had to spend hours buying...celery? I forgot the veggie that makes you skinny.

>Your stats only affect elemental/status resists

>mundane ladle