I see the President has equipped his daughter, with bazookas too

>I see the President has equipped his daughter, with bazookas too.

vidya quotes?

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>where did everyone go? chess?

>Saddler, you're small game

What is it that you fight for, comrade?

>i've sent my left arm to dispose of you

My history, I insinuate.

>I just have one very important question: you got any fags?

[INSERT KH2 ENEMY BATTLE VOICE LINE HERE]

Crystal ball, amigo.

Kingdom Hearts is bright!

>You're left arm comes off?

...

fags? no way

FEEL THE HEAT

GET BACK

enlarged employer

You're pretty alright -tec9 ocelot

ASCEND THE SNAKE'S NECK

youtube.com/watch?v=NpYqFJxVuBc

This hamlet's kaput

not doable, homoerotic friend

no can do homo

...

i-it's bingo, user

Vans suck.

IT'S HIS "RIGHT HAND"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DANCE, LIQUID, DANCE!

...

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHH?

>No, thanks, MAN

>That was too close! You were almost a Jill burger!

Miiiiiiiiicheeell!

NO

Heh.

...

feel the warmth

not too gentle dont you think?

TOTAL
WORLDWIDE
PERMEATION

Fifty dollar keyboard.

COMPLETE
GLOBAL
MASTURBATION

FINALLY, A VERSION WITH FIXED DIALOGUE

ABSOLUTE
ELECTRIC
INSULATION

OUTRIGHT.
EARTH.
COVERAGE.

MOLDY STDS
MOLDY STDS

SEMEN PROTECTOR, OBEY!

100%
PLANETARY
EJACULATION

It boggles my fucking mind that people besides my brother and I heard it that way. I just thought it was a dumb in-joke for us, but no, the totality of the globe is saturated with people who heard Moldy STDs.

TOTAL
WORLDWIDE
IMPREGNATION

DEFINITIVE
RACIAL
EMANCIPATION

>GREETINGS!
>WHADDAYA PURCHASING?
>WHADDAYA VENDING?
>COME BACK SOON!

She is pretty hot.

How tall is she?

t. plebs who don't know ANY italian, spanish or portuguese

ABSOLUTE
GLOBAL
WARMING

>OOHHHHHHHHH, I'LL PURCHASE IT AT HIGH COST!

>Bazookas
Start quote thread and get the first quote wrong, good job op

>people not knowing fag is british for cigarette

¡TE VOY A HACER CARNE PICADA!

>NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

>I have only one, very important question: Jew got a smoke?

Why was this blatant, antisemitic bigotry allowed?

TO DIE IS TO LIVE

What kind of stupidity is this?

ya fell for it hotdog man.

These are actually hurting my autism

>should of

ABSOLUTE
BORDERLESS
OVERFILL

ABSOLUT
VODKA
INDIGNATION

15 shots... This time I've got 15 shots....

WOOF!

You're not too shabby.

>I must proceed quickly!

you're an above average guy

WOOF

IGNITE, BABY

TUG AND PEEL

TUG AND PEEL

TUG AND PEEL YOUR ENTRAILS

why is this shit funny

They're masterworks, all. You can't go wrong


I'll be on my deathbed and still hear this one

It's also the alternate version where she's dropping her panties.

>yfw there are at least eight or nine different versions of that picture

They played us like a damn ______.

Cello.

Hah, Parasol

>celestial objects

>They played us like a damn tuba!

...

>not a Jill pancake

I found you, faker!

You've exceeded my expectations.

YOU ARE LARGE

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE LARGE ENTRAILS

Little harsh, don't you think?

Simians

...

Jack, remember the basics of BBQ.

OBSERVE WHAT I HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU

Because Sam Raimi ghost wrote it

Noice

"I must decline, brother."

>want to play re4 again so bad

>but I still want to hold out for the re4hd project

I bought a gtx980 just to play this and dmc4se in 4k @120fps

I like it

Umm wtf none of these are even close to being right xD

>Trouser! your the one that abducted ashley
>you realize fast, as predicted, after everything you and i know our ethnicity

KEK

>he He!