You're trapped in the last game you played, and you must win to escape. How fucked are you?

You're trapped in the last game you played, and you must win to escape. How fucked are you?

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>Stardew Valley
I guess I'm... comfy. Brb banging every girl in the village and then go fishing.

Probably fucked. Red Faction Guerrilla, I'd get killed.

>trapped in an mmo
>trapped in an alternate reality with no escape because I can't win
>mfw

FFXV. I am not Noctis so I can't kill Ardyn. I guess I'm fucked, but I'm fine just living here.

>Isaac Antibirth +
Dont cry for me, I'm already dead

DOOM

Do I have Doomguy's powers, or am I me?

>MGR:R
nope, i don't stand a chance
i'd rather commit sudoku ASAP

>Darkest Dungeon

JUST

Disgaea 4.
I'll just grind my soul away.

>Stuck in Gamindustri
I never want to leave.

>Yakuza
Can't even go to the burger shop without gangsters trying to kill me. Pretty fucked.

I was playing Empire in Warhammer Total War... which makes me Franz the man. I was busy fucking up Chaos, but fucking wood elfs declared war on me.

Would be tough.

>Morrowind

I know the prophecy asked for an Outlander, but this is a bit much, isn't it?

But yeah, i'm fucked

FUCK

Trapped in a pokemon game, not so bad wait I was playing Nuzlocke mode.

LISA
Gotta grab some joy then.

HOMM III

FUCK

>Overwatch
uhh...
>as Reinhardt with a pocket Ana
ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME?!?!?

The Long Dark.
Im already a canacuck not much changes.

Just press ~ and use that chim.

Rest in peace, user. It was nice shitposting with you.

CHIM CHIM CHEROO

How do you win Call of Duty?

FFXIV

Jokes on you, I get to live with catsluts in a pirate city forever

>mgsv
Already a demon before started playing it

>Killing Floor 2
I'd be dead in minutes. I've never fired a gun in my life. I'm in decent shape though,
maybe I could outrun the zeds? Maybe?

>FEAR
Guess I'm getting a loli. :^)

>BUTCHER

I'm fucked. Hands down fucked.

Fuuuckkkeeeddd.

Good luck out running that boss.

You start at the time of release.

Winning means 100% achievements.

You don't have to sleep.

miyazaki san made a new game!

>the walking dead
well yknow zombies arent that ba-
>:michonne

im doomed to shitty children, avoidable deaths, and terrible writing

You got the suit.

>pokemon X

Do I experience true death or do I benefit from Spirit Healers?

>Owlboy

It's okay that I can't fly because the events that happen literally wouldn't be different what so fucking ever if I didn't exist. Shit would probably turn out better actually.

>drakengard 1
i am really fucked in so many fucking ways
you're yourself, trapped in hell.
tough luck

>EDF 4.1
EDF!!! EDF!!! EDF!!! EDF!!! EDF!!!

Spirit Healers.

To save our mother earth from any alien attack

using console isn't CHIM, but by virtue of him knowing what's what, he can CHIM CHIM CHEROO the fuck out of everything.
tes in these threads is like cheating

From vicious giant insects who have once again come back!

I will go on zombie adventures with Lee and Clementine. Feels good.

Not sure how I feel about that. I figure I'd become numb to dying at some point, but I don't know what psychological effect that would have on me.

Desu I'd rather stay in Azeroth forever regardless.

>Minecraft
Comfy as FUCK, Ill be making a small house near the snow and enjoying the rest of my infinite virtual existence, assuming the music still plays in the overworld

Just thinking of this makes me sad that its impossible...peaceful life with no worries and friendly looking assorted farm animals

Nighttime might be a problem though but I guess if they cant get to me while I'm inside a house all is well

We'll unleash all our forces, we don't cut them any slack!

This much.

>DepraviA

I don't think anyone in this thread could have picked a worse game if they tried.

>raped to death
>tortured to death
>amputated and mutilated
>all of the above in no particular order
>getting eaten and dissolving in a monsters stomach
>stabbed to death
>being fed through a grinder
>burned alive
>that eye puzzle from Dead Space 2
>I'll score poorly in every stage and end up getting a bad end where I'm brutally murdered anyway

JUST

At least it's not I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream?

I played Baldurs Gate 1 as a cleric. I'm fine. More than that in fact. I get to meet Jaheira and Viconia in person.

Do I have to beat BG2 and ToB as well?

>Planetside 2
>stuck on perpetual war where you get reassembled when you die
>over and over and over again

would probably end up driving an ANT till I get my ass tankbusted by a Liberator

THE EDF DEPLOYS!!!

THE EDF DEPLOYS!

>Risk of Rain

>Dragon Quest Builders
Easy peasy.

Fucking fucked.

>Pokemon Sun
I'd rather stay there.

A creeper will blow you up one day. Your best bet is to find a friendly village and wall it off.

You have everything then. Food, water, company, protection.

Until the deeps call you.

>DOOM on nightmare with 30-40 FPS
not gonna make it

>Bloodborne
I'm basically immortal and trapped in a hellscape. Wonderful.

>Darkest Dungeon

Join the rebellion then. FTL is a great game to end up in.

High tech, miraculous healing, ftl travel, a galaxy to experience.

Majoras mask.

It would be amazing, all I have to do is live in clock town and reset the time every 3 days

>super house of dead ninjas

fuck me

>Shining Force
Am I the MC?
Because he gets bitchin stat gains.

Why not just say you're gonna rape Clementine

prop hunt tf2
k

How the hell are you fucked?
You're one spell of telekinesis 5 points on self from becoming the richest person in Vvardenfell, at which point you can just pay people to git ye gud. After that it's a very short road to worldbreaking potions and spells.

Probably one of the easiest options to thrive in.

Crusader kings 2, do I reincarnate as my heir?

>Ys Seven
First boss would rape my boyhole

Ffxiv has an overwhelming amount of female characters.
I'm fucking staying and I'm enrolling in a class guild.

>Madden 17 Superbowl as an undrafted rookie QB
Well fuck....

>Nuclear Throne
POP POP MOTHERFUCKER

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>FTL: Faster Than Light

5% Chance of survival, maybe? Historically I have about a 1/20 win/loss ratio on this game.

>battlefleet gothic
oh fuck yes, my dick is dimonds

Heavily modded Skyrim with titty mods. I'll just spend all my time in Whiterun and fuck every woman until my dick falls off.

>Mortal Kombat X

I mean, I guess I could probably kill myself or hide until the tournament ends.

>ninja gaiden sigma
just fuck my life up famalam

>Pokemon SM

I wouldn't wanna leave babee

>Xenoblade Chronicles X

I'd say I'm pretty fucked

It was Nier for me, so, yeah, categorically.

i hope you have lube

>Do I have to beat BG2 and ToB as well?
Do you want to miss out on becoming a god?

>democracy 3
what the fuck do i even do? how the fuck are you supposed to win this. at least i can pretend im hitler

You just got to LET 'ER RIP

RIP in piece ;_;7

Just get upgrades, you'll be fine against the Robin.

GOOD LUCK WILL RUB OFF WHEN I SHAKE 'ANDS WITH YOU

But that game's really easy to cheese through.

hahahahhahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's okay, even if you're a wimp nerd you're now a near-indestructible robot.

Vanilla, faget.

That shit doesn't count.

Total war :Rome
Guess I better get started on marrying into thr julia

>julia degenerates
>not scipio master race
pleb

>implying I won't be captured by Prone and horribly tortured to death and made into weapons

ds2 sotfs

>Final Fantasy X-2
I will destroy all and look fabulous doing it.

>Animal Crossing
I can never win, can I?
Comfy though.

>Mount&blade warband nova aetas 4

>going to heide's for the first time

>Dracula X SNES

I am beyond fucked

I can't separate the tiddays from the game anymore, they are one and the same. Don't worry, I will be a kind lover to the women of Whiterun.

>FFXIV
Ill be very, very fucked.

In the best way possible.

>resident evil 7

>Titanfall 2
This can either be the best thing ever or the worst.