DAMN, MIRANDA LAWSON LOOKS LIKE THAT??

DAMN, MIRANDA LAWSON LOOKS LIKE THAT??

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Her face alone should tell you how shit bioware's modellers and animators are.

>gave ass and titties to an actress that doesn't have either

Am I the only one that unironically finds Miranda Lawson attractive? I don't know what it is. And don't tell me it's shit taste because I find Jessica Nigri attractive.

Nigri is also fucking gross, so it definitely is shit taste you have.

user...

Have fun.

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>Jessica Nigri

Fake tits are a deal breaker for me.

Who give a shit about Miranda's butt when you can posses Tali's heart

>240p

FUCK OFF

Tali is a dogshit character in ME2/ME3. She's only tolerable in ME1.

Her face is kinda meh, but then she starts talking and I want to command my Shepard into her gom jobber. Then she turns around and you see that Georgia peach on her and it has a Mass Effect on my wiener

Tali a shit.

Only acceptable romance choices are Blueberry, even though she's a xeno she's cute and loyal, and Ashley because she behaves like an actual human being and has dicksucking lips in 3.

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>gom jobber
>Georgia peach

Is my translation device malfunctioning?

That's not REAL thick.

>receding hairline are a deal breaker for me

The face is fucked, but she's hot in the comics.

>tfw when Yvonne is cute personified but there are no ME mods to make her blonde again.

Nigri is fucking horrendous though, everything about her is fake I just don't see the appeal, it's not even like bimbofication sexy either. She just looks super trashy in a bad way.

Pretty sure you can make Miranda blonde with a save editor, I saw a video a while ago with blonde Miranda

Isn't that backwards

Yes, she does look like ass.

>this thread

It's not really just the blondness either. It's that god-awful face scanning shit that was absolutely terrible even for the time the game came out.

ANIMATED

>when your ass implant slips out of place

>playing without mods

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Sybb doesn't play games, he just posts about their asses.

Need more of this

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perfect

she's waifu material tbhfamalam

She's literally the opposite of waifu material. She's chainsmoking 40 year old single mother desperate to regain her lost youth by getting breast implants and caking too much makeup onto her leathery skin.

Once again nature has failed and it falls on us to craft perfection.

Probably the second most retarded part of ME3 after the retarded kid.

>literally
>chainsmoking 40 year old single mother

she's 27 stop making shit up

You have shit taste user

Ashley is the best thing of me3 and actually has a good face compared to that Micheal Jackson lookalike

Looking like a tranny isn't good.

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Superior blue ass.

They're making average-looking females Mass Effect, because it's more realistic.... Aren't hot women real, too?

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"Real" attractive women are actually golems created by the Patriarchy to oppress noble womyn.

Fuck off Sup Forums

I justifiably Virmire'd Ashley like everyone else, but it's not like !Carth was much better in ME3.

>Hey Commander, sorry about all that back there. Can I suck your dick now? Oh, sorry, forgot to tell you, I'm gay. So, can I?

Only whiteknights disagree with us reee

>This happened

Blame biodrones for asking for the gay

Who would you rather fuck, Morrigan or Miranda?

I killed Kaiden because he was infinitely worse than Ashley. Ashley's biggest sin is being ugly. Kaiden is an annoying loser faggot who went around telling everyone on the ship he was in a relationship with my Shepard even though I never even talked to him so he had to die.

morrigan by a long shot

Morrigan, how is this even a question?

God damn it, I don't even know why I'm doing a playthrough in ME1 again, it's not like any of my choices will matter in the end.

None thanks. The only fuckable Bioware female is Viconia.

you'll feel empty and depressed after ME3, believe me

enjoy the journey

Why is she so perfect?

This is what happens when your waifu is designed by people who don't cykuat

>ara ara powerhouse witch
>Michael Jackson looking useless straya cunt

gee I wonder

Would bang

I'd still fuck Jessica familia and cum all over her face and fivehead, she's cute regardless.

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I'll always waifu Ashley.

I want EDI to tenderly love me in the bumbum till my legs lose all feeling

>Went chaste for my first ME2 run for Ashley

muh nigga

Would bang, not the bang bro up there but would bang.

Same.
She might be a bitch sometimes, but she's my bitch.

>not Virmire'ing the first, then shooting the other together with Udina
The only way.

Kaiden was pretty rad in ME1 if you explored his dialogue. He punted his teacher's head off with a biotic fuck-you to defend his waifu's honour, that's pretty metal. We were bros.

Then it turns out he was secretly lusting after you the entire series. Awkward.

>He punted his teacher's head off with a biotic fuck-you to defend his waifu's honour, that's pretty metal. We were bros.
Exactly why he's the man for the job on Virmire. And Ashley is ugly and bitchy enough to justify shooting her on sight in ME3

>dark skin
>perfect

Now that MJ has been mentioned EDI does kinda remind me of MJ's robot form.

>he doesn't want to get CHROMED

She has no skin user

That scared the ever loving shit out of me as a kid

>dindu-bot
why no light color scheme then?

how could this possible scare you user? Haven't you ever seen someone's face open up into metal plates?

Fuck off Sup Forums

it's a cerberus uniform color scheme ya dip

Nice juicy ass, but the legs are out of proportion.

Why don't you go and shoot another police officer you disgusting ape?

horrible implants

Fuck off Sup Forums

I kicked that stupid media whore off of my ship the first opportunity I could.

sorry, don't listen to chimps.

This is another case of the character looking uglier than the model she was based off.

Quiet really comes to mind. Why the fuck did they give her such bulldog-tier cheeks when Joosten had a slender jawline?

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Because you need to be a huge faggot to demand that your robots metal be bleached.

BATTLE TITS

I'll go tell the galaxy what we've done

Morrigan is strayan too.

Who the fuck cares about Quiet, this is about ME.

Because Strahovski looks prettier than whatever abomination Miranda is.

>And don't tell me it's shit taste because I find Jessica Nigri attractive.

> I don't know what it is.
Because the person it's based off of (Yvonne strahovski) looks 10/10, the character model just looks like shit

>And don't tell me it's shit taste because I find Jessica Nigri attractive.
Just end it my man.

Fuck off /reddit/

fuck off Sup Forums

i find niggri more atractive without the fake tits.

If only she was a major character instead of Miranda. There isn't enough of her.