Western devs can't make good-looking fema-

Western devs can't make good-looking fema-

>implying there are good looking chinese

Horrendously boring and completely unimaginative, but pretty. Sums up Uncharted as a series too.

>Horrendously boring and completely unimaginative, but pretty.
Sums up most female vidya characters.

fema what? FEMA WHAT?!

Elena is probably the best thing to come out of the franchise.

Your appointment with FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.

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SHE'S PRETTIER THAN ME

CENSOR THIS

>not Uncharted 2 Chloe

Sums up most women.

whoa there

I take it he was aggreable?

meant for

nah, most western women are fat and disgusting now

You make a decent argument. I'd accept either as valid answers myself.

he's right, if women didn't have tits and vaginas what would they have to offer? Boring conversations and the endless need to feel accepted by everyone but you? GTGDHOH

Uhhh... She doesn't look good, OP.

Why is she barefoot all the time?

Even some of her MP skins are barefoot

Didn't they just model her after her voice actress?

Guess some people like feet?

Not sure

Cute.

She's ugly as shit

>sums up most women
>but pretty
If only

The common practice nowadays is not to straight up copypaste the voice actor's face, but rather take voice actor's face as the base and then modify it.
And yes that's what they did for Elena.

>this thread

>you will never be married to Elena

while I'm more a Chloe-type of guy, I admit they really managed to make her cute in U4

one of the most boring female character ever made.

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Sums up Eastern dev designs pretty good as well.

>dualshock 1 with dualshock 2 R2/L2
T R I G G E R E D

>at no point when modeling or animating that controller did anyone on the team think "wait, that's not what that looked like"

Not even the PS2 Naughty Dog remains in that studio

It's possible that it was intentional for some dumb reason.

>dress character like some sort of cosplay whore
>make the hair color like pink or something

DESIGN

That's not Dual Shock 2 R2/L2.
It has the Dual Shock 3 triggers.
DS2 had no triggers.

Dualshock 2 had no triggers you underage poser subhuman sack of shit, they were added in Sixaxis.

fuck you're right

i bet you're like 17 calm the hell down

She has absolutely ZERO ass.

Then how does she poo?

You need to have an ass to poo

If she didn't have one she would have exploded a long time ago

>implying girls defecate
Get a load of this virgin

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What was her fucking problem?

She was pretty caring and understanding.

My ass is better than that and I'm not a trap or anything.

don't lie to us

How did Nathan and Elena make this monstrosity?

Prove it

East dev female character design > West dev female character design

Because Nathan was ugly too as a kid, not sure about Elena.

They're too attractive. Their genes were so good that they went full circle and resulted in something ugly.

Now that the dust has settled, was she autistic?

Probably.

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Better pic of this ugly little troll.

Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen!

She's still pretty young, unless she goes full tumblr she could grow up to look pretty hot actually

the bikini under her clothes still makes me hard though

>dark brown beady eyes
>blonde hair
Quite possibly the worst combination ever.

Goddess-tier is light brown hair, blue eyes btw.

So these two fucked while in that prison, right? That's probably why they're so angry at each other.

>wahhh wahhhh stop disliking muh ugly trashy special snowlakes from dumblr

perfection

He was being completely egregious.

You sure?

I bet Elena is better at Crash Bandicoot than most of you lmao

>face
>posture
>hands

... Oh no...

yes

But I beat her high score.

Yeah they can

seriously?

Have you seen Sheva from RE5 or the girls from doa?

>inb4 hurr durr dollface not real women

>Looks actually human
>Good-looking

Pick fucking one.

>memes are fine and never anno-

seriously fuck off with this shit

i would totally date 3 out of those four but well they wouldnt date me so it doesnt matter ;-;

oh god my fucking dick.

someone post the cosplay

>it is impossible for a DS2 or DS3 to simply be grey

>but you

buttmad hambeast detected

This

Are you really that far gone?

She always looked good.

She looks exactly like a combination of Drake and Elena's faces really. Like those photo programs that combine a male and female face to see what their kids could look like.

I could never allow myself to fall in love with a western fema-

>Uncharted
>Boring and unimaginative
Either we didn't play the same games or you've never had fun or been excited with any game you've ever played. Either way you're wrong as fuck.

Oh boy, here we go.

No no, OP, it's
>Eastern devs can't make good-looking females
because they literally can't, it's always the same-faced anime shit. They put a big rack on them, but they have no face.

I don't remember this scene, even in DLCs she wasn't like that, maybe I missed a DLC or something

what is it from?

looks like a realdoll with an oversized head

t. assblasted roastie

>this isn't my wife right now

Why bother?

not sure if baiting but this is actually completely true. women anti-peak here at around 21-30 where most women's lifes goals consists 99% out of a combination of 'going out with their friends' / 'partying', 'getting a boyfriend' / 'starting a family', 'work purely to get money'. the times in between where they can't do any of that are spent on social media and attention whoring or just talking with people in general.

the phase above often starts right after their teens in which they undoubtedly picked up some social cause that they dropped years later because they only did it to feel special.

they have no ambitions, no skills, actually most of them don't have any hobbies in general.

for some reason around 30 and later they start haphazardly picking up hobbies at which they fail to ever gain even mediocre levels of expertise in.

even the vast majority of women in 'interesting' fields like STEM university students etc. are like that.

nothing but fuck pupppets.

Not to mention whores

i think its fan made actually. at least thats what google is showing me

What are you even up to these days, Ken?

Wrong women peak here at around 15-20

Stay classy virgins

>Dualshock 2 had no triggers you underage poser subhuman sack of shit, they were added in Sixaxis.
The buttons were pressure-sensitive though.

that's what happens when you're ugly user

we're fucking worthless trash

the world is dominated by good looking people

What's boring about god slaying lolis?

>the world is dominated by good looking people