Isaac Afterbirth +

Pic fucking related

>copy-paste enemies
>new final boss is literally a .jpg boss rush
youtube.com/watch?v=e28-303xWCM#t=1m4s
>just fucking compare it to all of this from Antibirth youtube.com/watch?v=bVkknUKRFgY

>mandatory achievment that permanently makes soul hearts into half soul hearts if you reset too much

>bullshit enemies

>bullet sponges

>last new level is literally a mashup of previous ones

>shit items

>shit everything

It's 4 days in and we already have the biggest disaster of 2017

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I'm staying with antibirth, thank you very much.

It's a fun game.

Did you get your refund yet, Sup Forums?

I wasn't just angry at the new stuff. Playing Antibirth made me realise that I didn't even like the Afterbirth content. Fuck that shit

You forgot the worst addition, mimic chests

SEVEN DOLLARS

Here, here.

I'll never buy anything from Edmund ever again, that is for sure

Time to go back to Antibirth

Afterbirth+ isnt even available in the store for me. What gives?

No, because I refuse to purchase garbage.
That may change if Antibirth ports stuff over.
AB+ was announced a month after AB came out. Edmund was jewing the community the entire time.

I thought I was being an idiot and forgot to check the chests.

What the fuck were they thinking?

>>mandatory achievment that permanently makes soul hearts into half soul hearts if you reset too much

wait, permanently?

I thought it would just change the hearts to half-hearts for the run you were resetting on, but if this is a permanent change you have GOT to be kidding

does anyone know the exact criteria for unlocking the half soul heart

>Reddit is unironically defending this

ITT: Cucks

YES.

PERMANENTLY.

FOREVER.

got a link to that fäm?

Lube your butthole.

>"Mimic"
>Literally just looks like a regular chest until you get close enough
Well done, Steakmund

full hearts can still spawn

ALL I WANTED WAS A SPIDER TRANSFORMATION

THERE'S A DOZEN FUCKING ITEMS FOR IT

MY AUTISM HAS DEMANDED IT FOR YEARS

hold R until you get the achievement

Reset about ten times in a row

I've been hoping for a loki transformation since rebirth got announced

not gonna fucking happen though

Antibirth absolutely refused to port anything over to them.
They'll port Afterbirth stuff into theirs instead
Although I'm expecting a huge rebalancing if that's the case.

i mean so i can put it off for as long as possible
thanks

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Not even the reddit circlejerk is defending this

reddit fucking hates it as well

Worness is obvoous best final boss.
Now post one for best floor boss. Mine is the Visage.

>sag's rule 34 isaac porn

wait what

Even the Antibirth devs are saying that this is garbage

>That Discord screencap was taken shortly after someone posted the video of Afterbirth+'s final boss. The topic shifted to how incredibly lazy Delirium's art was, only having a single frame of unique animation (with the rest being reskins of other bosses). Kilburn said "Antibirth ain't gonna coexist with that" in response to Delirium's lazy art, not to AB+ as a whole.

>Kilburn will be exploring the possibility of backporting AB/AB+ to Antibirth, which will allow him far greater technical and creative control than he'd have the other way around.


HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP THIS HARD


HOW

>Spiderman: May occasionally spawn blue spiders, tears have a chance to shoot web in which slows down enemies based on luck, speed up

Happy anniversary IMP1017

If the Antibirth guys backport Afterbirth's stuff they'll probably end up getting C&D'd.

Send that idea to Antibirth, for the love of God.

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If you don't see your favorite boss up there yet, add it

They need to stop taking donations immediately, that shit still counts as making money off of another property

>Kilburn will be exploring the possibility of backporting AB/AB+ to Antibirth, which will allow him far greater technical and creative control than he'd have the other way around.

That won't happen. AB/+ is paid content.

If Edmund does that he's pretty much burning the remainder of an already torn bridge of his fans buying anything ever again.

>loki transformation
>chance of either + or x tear pattern when firing
>free poky familiar

Now I want it too.

I've seen one post defending it

I can't even play this game. Even after reinstalling and verifying, it just closes again immediately.

I gotta say Sagittarius seems either underage or autistic

Wasn't that added in the Community Remix way back when?

>Edmund said he wanted a character based on Loki including Loki transformation
>swept under the rug

worse, they're a tranny

>I gotta say Sagittarius seems either underage or autistic
Yeah well no shit. When you're in a group of 2 nerd underage faggots

>Little baggy lets you hold two pills (and only pills drop)
>Starter deck lets you hold 2 cards (and only cards drop)
>Deep pockets lets you hold 2 of either, added in Afterbirth
>I know let's add literally the exact same item

You talkin' shit about mai waifu, boy?
Do you want to take this outside?

Did they mention anything about having an API or something? I was really excited for modding in AB+ but I know it's not really in the scope of Antibirth.

I just wanna make my own items dammit

NotYourSagitarious draws Isaac porn.
All of the characters are aged up, obviously.

I only have rebirth, do I get also the regular afterbirth if I buy afterbirth+? I know people here always say that the expansions are crap, but for 7 eur I might give it a try

Install the x86 version of Visual C++ Redistributable microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=48145


But trust me, refund this shit before it's too late. I have 1250 hours in Isaac, and this is a fucking abomination that doesn't deserve any money. You'll thank me later.

Afterbirth+ is dlc to the dlc so you need to shell out for both like a good little goyim

just pirate afterbirth and dont even bother with afterbirth+

bellybutton is just mom's purse

If you buy afterbirth then refund it on steam the expansion will remain on your install. I've been playing afterbirth all week and I refunded it during the sale.

Shit, man. I had looked forward to this. But I'll trust you, since my backlog is a nightmare anyway.

That's why you torrent flash games like this

Good choice. If you want some new Isaac content install Antibirth instead.

Best way to reduce your backlog is to play less multiplayer games. They take up way too much time.

No, because I refuse to buy anything Edmund makes until he uncancels Mewgenics.

Wait, people can actually upload exe files?

tfw i just watched northernlions last normal afterbirth run and he's so excited and hopeful for plus and it broke my heart

Should I get this if I'm not done with Afterbirth content just yet? Also why are Steam reviews for it so bad?

>boss that's supposed to symbolise Isaac's thoughts getting all batshit crazy as he literally fucking dies from suffocation is just a shitty copypaste

Edmund is a goddamn hack.

Sit for a moment and think of the crazy and neat stuff that could've been done with that idea.

You could've had it be a normal "fleshy" floor at first and then the walls start peeling in places, showing parts of bone, then it could've started happening to enemies, with new ones replacing the old ones that have bits missing or have the bosses face/head instead of their own etc. At the same time all the enemies and rooms are falling to bits you could've then incorporated what it seems like they've tried to, you start coming into rooms that have a lot of artwork and similarities from other floors 'melted' in with the flesh and bone from before, getting steadily more bizzarre and twisted as you get closer to the actual final fight. Hell, if they're so bent on having it be a sorta boss rush esque then do that, you start randomly running into bosses from other floors in the 'fake' boss rooms, only instead of dying once you get their health low enough they fall to piles of bone or something, revealing that they (just like the enemies and floor itself) are all just the Delirium. Fixing the fight itself would require a longer post than this, but maybe once you kill it, oh look, big gold chest like usual, you bump it expecting the run to end only it doesn't. It just flips open, empty. Isaac's failing mind now unable to keep up with how his own dying dellusions are supposed to work. As your character stands watching the empty, open final chest, maybe the room just gradually gets darker and darker until it's finally over. I don't doubt other people could come up with MUCH better ways to capitalise on the "Isaac's dying mind" thing than my shitty attempt, but the way they did it just reeks of so much fucking wasted potential. I'm genuinely glad I didn't give them money for this shit.

I'm kinda giddy to see what sort of damage control these popular let's players will say about it.
And these that don't suck Edmund cock saying otherwise
Brace for the shitstorm, lads
Because it's far from over.

Glaucoma is the Iron Bar with Cain's Other Eye sprite. This is lazy as fuck.

Yes

Somebody should probably tell steam about this stupidity, they probably wont let it fly

yo...
bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Deep_Pockets
bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Polydactyly

that explains siren then

That's so fucking crazy, I can't believe steam even allows that.

>Also why are Steam reviews for it so bad?
Because it's a bad DLC

RIP egg. All his hopes and dreams. Crushed.

I can confirm the update didn't fix the boss teleporting inside you for unavoidable damage

bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Mom's_Purse
bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Belly_Button

Explain further.

It's a FEATURE, god you IMPATIENT DATA MINERS.

Sit the FUCK DOWN, and be GRATEFUL I COOKED YOU THIS STEAK, FUCKING EAT IT.

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Will not stop him playing the game 24/7 and never saying anything bad about the expansion.

The poor egg. You know he won't have the heart to shit on how underwhelming it is either.

Do they stack?

With how many trinkets there are, of wildly varying quality, at this point you should be able to hold two trinkets by default.

He said, when backport happens, mod will requier either dlc to be bought, or be it installed, otherwise it will not work.

Half soul heart is a good thing. The game is already way too easy.

Will Edmund apologize? And finish games games like meowgenetics and meatboy run?

He's going to commit suicide before the end of the week.

I mean I can at the absolute very least UNDERSTAND how they could have accidentally made the same item twice with deep pockets.

But for fucks sake, mom's purse? An item that was in the original flash version, are you fucking serious?

And remaking two items is unforgivable

I didn't even like base Afterbirth. Killed my interest completely.

Sucks cause It was one of my favourite games.

I'm not even mad just sad.

Mostly because the last send-off to poor old Isaac, dead and cold in that chest of his with no hope of any good end, is an incredibly interesting concept of a last chapter but totally fucked by dogshit execution. He doesn't deserve that shit. Maybe someone, specifically the Antibirth devs, can salvage the entirety of the Void/Delirium battle for a real proper finale for our guy Isaac.

watch how Egg will defend ab+

Man no community is as harsh and hostile to its own content as BoI's

I'm not saying it's unwarranted, and I'm certainly not saying AB+ is good
It's just
wow
there is some ridiculously hyperbolic anger here

Sucks to hear the Antibirth devs aren't going to port forward to AB+, would have been nice to get a pack that was all the content in totality

Someone wake me up when there's a mod that removes HP scaling from Hush and Ultra Greed though
Still the worst thing in the whole game

Hope you like your Egg scrambled. I hope he has the sense not to drop Antibirth. I really enjoy watching that content.

cool shit poorly done
that's the AB and AB+ in a nutshell

everyone wants to fuck the siren

Seems tailor-made for people like him.

vanilla isaac, wrath of the lamb were good.
Rebirth was better but then Edmund went insane.

why rush an unfinished expansion
not like there's a publisher breathing down their neck and the further from antibirth the better for them

He'll start with denial, insistant on giving it a chance to make his own decision about it.

I don't know how he's gonna justify it after he gets his time into it though. He's not gonna like the new final boss. Things like mimic chests are undefendable. The egg will crack eventually and it will be sad

This.

RIP in pieces ;_;

They didn't even bother to check if the things animations were working, you actually think Steakmund put even an ounce of effort into AB+?

Siren in anti-birth? How do you get the prick to spawn? I always keep fuckin getting the Visage.