Why isn't Sup Forums shitposting 24/7 on Horizon New Dawn?

Why isn't Sup Forums shitposting 24/7 on Horizon New Dawn?

Oh, right, because it's good.

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same reason you never see KZ threads;

no one cares

There's been a lot of HZD threads lately for some reason, both positive and negative

Dead on Arrival

>10~15 fps that sometimes drops bellow 5
>Shadow and grass pop-in to make Nier Automata and BotW look normal by comparison
>Floaty bow animations
>Procedural generation
>Dialog Wheels
>Interactive Lore
>Ubisoft Towers Reskinned as trees
>Guerrilla Games

Why even bother shitposting about it when the whole thing is crap?

>BotW look normal
wew lad

It looks like an open world chore simulator.

Pretty sure it's Zero Dawn

That should give you an idea of just how much pop-in this thing has then.

I'm hyped about this game for only one reason. Devs gave the engine to Kojima for his new A Hideo Kojima game eat standing. Wanna see what's gonna happen
Horizon looks meh/10, pretty nice idea and setting, ruined by generic open-world shit and annoyingly talkative pc

>Kojimadrones will buy this game day 1, play it to check out the pretty graphics and what the engine is like, put the controller down an hour later and literally say to themselves “hey that was pretty good, I can't wait till the real thing in 3 years!”.

My sides

Is there a more pathetic “fanbase” in video games?

Are you literally retarded? Where dou you even got this stuff jesus christ

It looks completely generic

Post the mid-riff costume. Come on. Takes attention away from her ugly face.

Straight from his gaping asshole.

>Kojimadrones SEETHING at the truth

>It looks completely generic

It looks like it has the potential to be cool but everyone knows it will end up as typical easily consumable AAA garbage

>Why isn't Sup Forums shitposting 24/7 on Horizon New Dawn?
Oh i can think of a few reasons. . .

After playing Xenoblade Chronicles X on the fucking Wii U the least I expect of this game is to run at 1080@30FPS almost all the fucking time on the PS4 base model but this is Sony we are talking about.l so going to wait until Digital Foundry analyze it.

The Sony fanbase is responsible for most of the shitposting?

>>After playing Xenoblade Chronicles X on the fucking Wii U
I can't wait to emulate it for free

thanks CEMU

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I can't wait for release when it breaks record sales and GOTY contending critic scores so I can spam never evers

This didn't need to happen Sup Forums, but you forced my hand. Don't blame le big evil sonygger bogeyman when it happens either because you pretty much asked for it

See you at February 28th

>GOTY contending
At least you're being honest that it wont be better than Zelda.

>Zelda
I can't see shit man

Well unfortunately Zelda is the type of franchise that can shit out whatever and still get 10s, look at Skyward Sword

>Oh, right, because it's good.
where can i buy it?

PSN on March

Because a shit Zelda is other franchise's best.

my fucking eyes.

Underneath the "OMG ROBOT DINOSAURS WITH LAZER BEAMS" lies a boring open world game no different from the Ubisoft games.

Guerilla Games are such subpar developer that people don't even really care.

my brother wanted to buy a PS4 just for this game. I hope he does so i can play it on there too since i will be getting the Switch

>PS4 just for this game
what about FF VII remake and crash bandicoot

hes not really into gaming. The only other game he wants to get is GTA5 so yeah...

but maybe he will get more into it after he bought it

Literally so shit even Sup Forums can't be assed to complain

>Sup Forums doesn't want to fuck le tribal girl

why not

First day here?

Because she's a fictional video game character who doesn't really exist

>I can't wait for release when it breaks record sales and GOTY contending critic scores so I can spam never evers

But it would be like trying to never ever the last of us. You know that no one really gives a shit and just laughs at you

It's Farcry 4 but the towers can walk

I only like anime girls.

Jesus are you losers STILL mad about The Last of Us?

Skyward Sword is very hated.

shill thread

This looks like another full price 6 hour long cinematic experience game. I'll save my money for something I really need.

>shill thread
I dont' even have a ps4

What if the machines were made by the Helghast to take back Vekta

it will be your typical shallow game like what squeenix and ubisoft like to shit out alot recently

shallow crafting and shallow exploration, piss easy and unimaginative

No one cares about movies though.

It only worked with Bloodborne because it's actually a game.

>Why isn't Sup Forums shitposting 24/7 on Horizon New Dawn?
Because nobody cares about the female protagonist meme.

Ah, I guess that answered my question

>4k but not actually 4k
Everyone knows pic related is the best game for the PS4 Pro, you don't play it, it plays you

I don't really get the point of this kind of shitposting. Do you convince yourself that everyone else desperately wants things like The Order 1886 as well?

This

>nobody cares about tlou

You should really get off Sup Forums sometimes because you're extremely detached from reality.

i want to fuck her

but i dont think theres decent porn yet so i just wait

I don't get the point of this “reply”, we were talking about TLOU, a game pretty universally loved. Nobody mentioned The Order 1886

>VNs in top selling on Steam
>people still bitch about games like uncharted and tlou

Let's be real here, the story for the last of us was cliche and bland
>WOAH I'M IMMUNE
>GOTTA GET MYSELF TO SAFETY I CAN CURE THE VIRUS
>OH NO MY FATHER FIGURE GETS HURT AND NOW IM FORCED TO FEND FOR MYSELF AND GROW AS A PERSON
>WOAH THE FATHER FIGURE WHO THOUGHT I WAS A BOTHER AT THE BEGINNING DEVELOPS FEELINGS FOR ME AND RISKS ALL OF HUMANITY TO KEEP ME ALIVE
>CLIFFHANGER LMAO

VNs on Steam generally advertise themselves as VNs rather than pretending to be something else

Your subjective opinion is irrelevant to how many people care about it.

So just like Uncharted?

This wasn't the argument at all, stop deflecting

>opinion
but every single one of those points is cliche, that's not an opinion. Also nice reddit spacing cuckold

Night time edition

People here don't care about it, and don't give a shit that anyone else does. That was the entire point in the context of the original post about a guy saying he was planning to spam 'never ever' for this not-ubisoft game as if any other fanbase would give a shit

>Also nice reddit spacing cuckold

What the actual fuck are you on about?

>Still doing it
You're outing yourself there newfag

>People here don't care about it,

I don't care therefore nobody cares.

>as if any other fanbase would give a shit
you're already MAD!

Just stop it already user
Tough first week here?

it's because it looks forgettable and boring

>People here

The argument was for people in general, not just the 50ish people who browse Sup Forums

Shut the fuck up faggot or I'll suck your dick.

Go look at the original post chain you douchebag

It's like the people who try and goldface The Last Guardian then the thread dies after 10 posts because no one gives a fuck

I hope this happens

It's not out yet. How can you know it's good?

>main character name is Alloy
>she will be half machine
epax

Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?

Daily reminder that originally she didn't have braids the hair was just so shit that they gave her braids to hide it

yes also redheads are very hairy

fug

>stronk womyn

i honestly hope it will bomb so hard we wotn be seeing forced sjw shit anymore

Reminder this is the post apocalypse

Just imagine how hairy and stinky she is

I agree that there were many tropes used in the game, but I wouldn't call it bland and wouldn't call it cliché.
The problem, is that the entire apocalypse franchise has only very few routes things can go.

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>Just imagine how hairy and stinky she is

>Just imagine how hairy and stinky she is

damn, chinks don't look human

>Why isn't Sup Forums shitposting 24/7 on Horizon New Dawn?

It would be like picking on a retarded kid.

Ha! Try again, faggot; more like "50+ hours of the same. tired. shit. the. same. four. to. five. different. sub. quests. recycled. over. and. over. and. over."

Reminder that a bit of hair makes things generally less stinky.

Try shaving your dick and balls totally bare, go for a jog, and marvel at how dramatically smellier it gets.

Hairy, maybe, but what would be preventing her from getting baths in the rivers?

Somebody please help me understand the appeal of this game.

It just looks like another generic third person "western rpg". It's basically 3rd person far cry with robots

I am a sonygger btw

Looks boring. Its like they went out of their way to make it just as forgettable as possible.
D o a

>Ashly Burch voices the mc

Are you not entertained?

yes, except for the "animals" everything looks completely exchangeable.
And even those are not really creatively designed.

>Oh, right, because it's good.
Oh yeah, that´s stopped shitposting before. like, ever...