Well Sup Forums? You have to choose

Well Sup Forums? You have to choose

Would I rather have the ability to be gainfully employed or not?

Tough choice, yeah.

being a cuck vs literal autism
really makes you think

This is really making me scratch the old noggin.

Do I still have my Wii U if I choose Anthony?

At least Chris chan has an excuse as he seems to have legitimage mental issues. There's no excuse for the amount of cuckoldry Anthony Burch has succumbed himself to

Who is Chris Chan?

I've been here for three years only, ok? ;_;

How is this a contest?

If I became Anthony Burch I could lift weights, would have a job, and could leave my wife and fuck decent bitches, and maybe even my sister.

If I become Chris Chan I'm mentally handicap and don't have a penis.

If you've been here for that long you should know how to fucking google rather than being spoonfed for upboats.

You can fix your life if you become Burch.
You literally cannot fix anything if you become Chris Chan.

>Could leave my wife
>Implying his wife hasn't already left him

The autist behind Sonic has blue/white arms

>Ask Anthony Burch on twitter if he ever got his Wii U back
>Tfw he blocks me

Fucking newfags

Ill press the "or"

Completely ignoring everything else, one option is a man with no real intellectual deficiencies other than being a cuck. The other is a full-stop autistic guy with a large infected wound growing in his taint.

I could easily do better if I were Anthony Burch than if I were Chris-chan, no doubt.

Follow up questions

What do you do as Anthony burch


How do you react if Anthony burch suddenly 180s one day. Leaves all his cuckold shit behind, leaving his wife. And he becomes based as fuck.

You all dont get it, you will BE them, you wont get better, you all are going live like they do, either an autist or a cuck

Burch has money, Chris has an infection.

I'd welcome it. Anyone that suddenly becomes based no matter who it is deserves it.

Burch may be pathetic, but Chris is genuinely sad.

Like, I don't even like to think about him. He's a weird mixture of "you brought this on yourself", and "life fucked you".

>Implying I'm autistic enough to keep up with the life of some random faggot I don't even like

>How do you react

Why should I care? If the retard is doing whatever makes him happy at any given time, good for him. His life has no bearing on mine. In the same way I don't give a shit if anyone in this thread lives or dies I don't give a shit what some random faggot does with his life.

Well you're autistic enough to be in a thread about him

I'm bored and like hypotheticals. I thought this was a thread about hypotheticals.

For example would you rather be the main character of Dark Souls, or Caim from Drakengard?

You could actually make a decent Borderlands if you were Anthony.
You have money and a good job.
Leave his wife immediately.

I would rather kms.

Too late, Anthony works at Riot now.

as meme-larious as anthony burch is, his resume is full of triple-A games and the actual day-to-day of his job is a fucking breeze. I'd love to be in that position, who cares about his reputation for weird shit with his ex wife.

the alternative is being a mutilated literally mentally handicapped person who has no grasp of reality, no self awareness and a chemical imbalance that would make me react violently to finding out a ficticious character's design has been slightly altered

how could anyone even pretend that this is a difficult choice.

Both of them are bad but Chris legitimately disgusts me

>how could anyone even pretend that this is a difficult choice.

Because Chris Chan still clings to that blissful ignorance and passion for the things he loves. Anthony constantly reminds himself (and everyone around him) how much of a loser he is, trying to use self-deprecation to gain sympathy.

So one guy ignores or doesn't even believe in his miserable state, while the other is fully conscious of it. If you have no chance of improvement when being either, I think I'd go with the guy who's unmovingly naive.

Memes aside nobody could possibly think this would be a difficult decision. Burch is pathetic but I'd rather be an animal than chris.

I would rather be Anthony than Chris. That's how bad it is to be Chris.

I get the place your argument comes from, and it makes sense in theory

but look at the reality of both their states.

Anthony Burch is a functioning member of society who has the capacity to support himself, find someone to love and who loves him, has personal interests that he can comfortably pursue, and his misery is largely a meme.

Chris Chan is developmentally challenged and in very poor circumstances, in no state to elevate himself out of that situation under his own power and what you call "blissful ignorance for things he loves" manifests itself not as joy but instead, at this stage in his life, exclusively as rage over not being able to accept or understand that those things change with time (as does he).

To convince me that Chris Chan "ignores or doesn't even believe in his miserable state" you would first have to convince me that he's happy, which he is plainly not. He is miserable, lonely, and has been for most of his life as is well documented in his comics and social media posts. What's worse: although he feels this misery and isolation very accutely, he doesn't understand what it is that has made him this way. He's desperate to change his circumstances, trying out different identities constantly (nice guy, trans woman, lesbian, whatever) in a bid to find a way he can make his situation work but with no self awareness he's incapable of understanding what it is he's doing that has cut him off from the inclusion he desires.

Chris Chan is not blissfully ignorant.

Chris Chan very clearly feels the pain of his situation. He is ignorant as to why he is there. His ignorance is a fucking curse. He is hurting and he doesn't know why and it's a fucking really shitty place to be.

At worst, Anthony Burch makes bad decisions and then expends way too much effort rationalising them to himself and others. That's it.

I'd rather be Chris, bur during the stone age

Burch, cause he's not fat, autistic, and has an infection
If I'm Anthony, I could at least turn his life around, he got that vidya game dosh, get some weights and get buff, then fuck some of those con bitches

>post yfw you are neither Chris Chan NOR Anthony Burch

I didn't know who Anthony Burch was so I thought you were talking about this guy at first.

>tfw there will never be a Chris saga ever again

Reminder that Chris-chan is the most documented man on the internet

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Fucking easy choice if that's what the OP was.
Bourdain is top tier. Finally read Kitchen Confidential, dude can write and leads a fucking insane life.

>mfw I'm neither Chris Chan NOR Anthony Burch NOR Andrew Dobson

As much as I hate Anthony Burch, atleast I could change from being a cunt to being less of a cunt.
With Chris, however, I'm stuck with a cunt.

I sometimes tell myself this to assuage the fact that I'm an otherwise complete failure at life.

It somehow used to be comforting, but no longer.

Christopoole duh.

I dont.