You're at the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass and says he's the star player of the Zanarkand abes
what do you do?
You're at the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass and says he's the star player of the Zanarkand abes
John Phillips
Michael Johnson
>laugh because he'll never get a sequel to kh2
Ian Collins
Blow his fucking head off.
Josiah Cooper
Oh yeah, well I'm captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!
PS: Don't listen to Ondore's lies.
Isaiah Wright
Ask him what an abe is.
Parker Russell
Give him a rigged with explosives blitzball for him to sign for me.
Eli Nelson
go to bed sean it's almost midnight
Joshua Wilson
Remind him that he cried.
Nathan Long
Tell him that he's just a dream and doesn't really exist and laugh as he fades away.
Ryan Jackson
>Slaps my GF's ass
>Turns out it's actually a Bomb
>Blows his heads off
James Miller
Ask him if he can get me his dad's autograph
Bentley Ramirez
Wait until my turn.
Aiden Reyes
ask him if that's how his dad slapped his ass, then watch him pout for hours in a cutscene
Colton Rodriguez
How sinful
Luis Butler
In reality, I can't do much. Tidus is fucking powerful for human standards. You guys underestimate how much physical power goes into a sport like Blitzball.
Dylan Kelly
Caution him that that High Summoner girlfriend of his will probably tear a yard out of his toned little ass if she catches him macking on other women.
Ryan Peterson
>implying yuna isn't a cuckquean
Tyler White
Good luck dickhead, you're gonna have to sit through every second of it because like all FFX cutscenes, you can't skip it!
Justin Sanchez
Beat the shit out of him.
Easy. Dude's a bitch.
Noah Collins
>I can totally beat down a guy who can swim ten mph in high pressure water, use magic, and is capable of jumping twenty feet in the air effortlessly.
Good luck
Owen Davis
Laugh at his clown suit.
Colton Brooks
Laugh at his face for getting too close to sin
Brayden Clark
Do the final summoning
Asher Foster
Crack a joke. Escape in the ensuring 30 seconds of laughing.
Hunter Williams
yeah i mean wakka can kill shit with a regular blitzball.
Joshua Miller
>guy dressed like that at the club I'm at
>girlfriend
Juan Sanchez
Sure, but can he cast fist?
Keep in mind I'm an eighth level monk
Charles Roberts
fuck him up
Jack Rodriguez
Tell him he's actually a Beckoned who got his head blown up by a BLITZBOMB and watch him disappear.
Michael Hernandez
cast doom on him and see him panic.