>you will never come home to ignis cooking for you
>he will never teach you how to cook, steadying your hand as you chop vegetables, brushing up behind you as he teaches you how to stir properly, whispering directions in your ear
Why live, Sup Forums? I just wanna taste his lasagna al forno :(
>that part where he's stumbling around the dungeon
>his path finding is fucked he's just getting stuck on shit
>literally stand there for five minutes while he gets stuck on a root because of gladio shaming me
this was not ok
I know this feel all too well.
Hes blind you dumb fuck why would you think he can walk around in a dungeon when its dark
BLACK CHOCOBO STOLE MY GLASSES
can gerald make me lasagna though?
I EXPECTED JAPANESE MAGIC TO TAKE OVER
THAT HE WOULD USE HIS BRAINS TO SEE WITH HIS EARS
It was so fucking sad
>Stand By Me plays in the beginning
>Haha, this is great!
>Stand By me plays during the credits while the audio of the guys pushing the car plays during it
>Mfw
Holy moley...
it hasn't set in yet
BUT IT JUST DID OH MY GOD
ITS OVER
I HAD CUP NOODLES FOR A LAST MEAL
WHY
I WASTED IT
>Not picking the Cup Noodles for your last meal
I fed them a lot of cup noodles throughout the game, and I felt it was a nice simple meal for them to reminisce the past with.
I didn't need the stat buffs anyway.
Picking anything other than the four of them in a photo as the last picture you take with you is a waste though.
I chose the picture in front of the paper bird statue in altissa because I felt like that was the last time they were happy
the game went to shit for the last rushed half but the last time a game made me feel this way was Deadly Premonition
I want to protect this smile!
Only bad part of the game is chapter 13 and the only reason it's bad is because gameplay wise, it just goes on for too long.
...
>tries to swing his dagger around and help fight
>misses and falls down
>punches the ground in irritation at his uselessness
Iggy going blind legit made me more sad than Luna's death
they probably should have practiced blind shit with ignis before heading out
the guy was already fighting monsters and throwing with perfect accuracy within like, an hour of dungeoning
Stop kidding yourself, the game goes to shit as soon as you go to Not-Venice. It's when the open world stops and we go back to strictly on-rails Corridor Fantasy we've had since FF10.
I didn't even give a fuck about Luna
She was in the game for what, five minutes total?
Did I miss shit by not watching the movies or whatever because I feel like there was a bunch of backstory I missed
Is the power to reclaim the crystal throne worth sacrificing a certain king's humanity over? This is a question Ignis found himself constantly agonizing over.
I watched movie and Kingsglaive Luna is far more likeable (despite of her anorexic appearance). But she and Ravus are totally different characters in movie and game. I just can't connect Luna from KG with Luna from FFXV.
Did Ardyn truly do anything wrong?
He is fashion disaster.
No thats Gladio
What`s wrong with Gladio (except for mullet)?
His hair is dumb. I hate generic villains who say things that dont make sense all the damn time
He has retarded tattoos that cover up his gains.
>not picking a photo of cup noodles to show to luna
this thread is making me cry :(
I'll keep on fighting for you, Ignis.
He did everything wrong. That's the premise of the fucking legend. I thought he actually was egging you on to take him out of his misery, but nope. He was a dick head to the bitter end. Shame.
>His hair is dumb
One the best hair in game. Next to Cor and King Noctis.
Ardyns hair is dumb
THAT'S IT
recipeughhhhh
When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we see,
No I won't be afraid
No I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
stop it pls
I don`t mind gay aspect, but I definitely would marry Ignis kill Prompto, fuck Gladio
I really wanted a chapter with just noctis and luna catching up and fighting together etc
totally looks like Mads Mikkelsen
translation?
>"For the first time in my life",
>"the first and the last"
>and "once in a lifetime". You were all of those.
>The stars must be beautiful this year. Aren't they, Noct?
One of my biggest fears is losing my eyesight and I really grew to like Iggy so this hurt way more than I thought
>Izunia cucked Ardyn
>Ardyn began to take revenge on Izunia's descendants/new Lucis Caelum
>Gods also choose Nox Fleurets as Oracles LOL WE SHOULD FUCK UP MORE MORTALS
>Ardyn started to annihilate them too, because he hates everything associated with Gods fucking walking fedora
At least Noctis' grand-grand-grand...grandpa actually hurted Ardy, but Luna died only because retarded decision of Astrals.
Made me lol
also that last fight was fucking gay
like I expected ardyn to just let you stab him or at least have a down to earth qte sword battle mano e mano
that dragon ball z shit was mad gay
it was acceptable while fighting a literal god because I thought "oh he probably can't just do this whenever this is a special occasion"
Then in the middle of the fight he just pops it out like why didn't you lead with that dummy
The nursery rhyme goes...Bah bah black sheep have you any wool, yes sir, yes sir, three bags fall.
I can take you there.
Like I got this feeling that like "oh ardyn isn't bad he's just corrupted and miserable from living so long, I bet he'all be really cool and reconcile with noct in the afterlife I bet he doesn't even really wanna be king he doesn't really seem to care about anything"
JK IM EVIIIIL SEE U IN THE AFTER LIFE IM EEEVIIL THERE TOO
I can tell this plot was written over a span of time because clearly they kept changing directions
He looks way better in KingsGlaive; like Tom Baker Doctor Who.
>needing to be taught how to cook beyond 15 years old
>needing to be taught how to stir
Why are people like this still alive?
Do you have friends that would stand by you, Sup Forums?
No ;_;
>Hes blind you dumb fuck why would you think he can walk around in a dungeon when its dark
It's not like it makes any difference to him whether it's dark or not.
I did
I think one of the worst/best parts of this game is the food. It looks too damn good. Makes me hungry as shit
I fucking hate being a chef
I could make and enjoy any of that shit
But I don't cook without being paid anymore
i hope my vacation goes by quickly so I can stop ordering takeout
Not even gay and I want to marry Ignis.
Has becoming a chef killed your desire to cook for yourself or what
Yes
cooking at home is awful, limited space, I don't have a retarded kid to wash all my dishes, none of the surfaces are easy to clean by the end of preparing a meal I'm usually not hungry anymore and just have cigarettes for dinner instead
yo I love to create but if I'm not in my dojo cooking can suck my dick
I used to love cooking at home tho
plus my home kitchen is pristine, I like my house clean and my freezer full of French bread pizza
That blows. Hope you'll someday enjoy cooking at home again. That said, at least it seems like you're having a good time cooking at work
>you'll never be true bros with Ignis
It really fucking hurts.
i think at this point user I don't know if I'll ever enjoy anything again
>getting a job for an activity you like
Your first and last mistake.
Yes
Yea I'm pretty much stuck in the industry now, changing careers would make me less money, and less respect and power
I also doubt "what cocaine made me do this time" and "my adventures with a heroin dealer last night" are celebrated topics of discussion in any other setting
>That Colosseum in Altissia
Wow what a faggot. But yeah I'd like all that his dishes look like food porn. Even the one slice of bread made me hungry whenever I saw it.