Just ate an entire large pizza by myself. where do I go from here, Sup Forums?

Just ate an entire large pizza by myself. where do I go from here, Sup Forums?

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lose weight

get fit

talk to cuties

be yourself and dont let anyone else tell you who you are

resume life

find something that makes you happy

stick with it

live without worry

the bathroom

suicide

Masturbate and take a nap

You can lose weight while eating shit like an entire large pizza.

it just has to be your only meal that day.

damn user. you just fixed his life. good job

water. because eating all that pepperoni makes you real thirsty.

TWO NUMBER NINES

i don't need any of this

don't need it yet

nobody wants to suicide after pizza

not tired

i had a sodie pop

Those little pepperonis are the best, I wish more places used them.

The tailor.

Have some garlic bread and buffalo wings.
Embrace obesity

>'Mericaspeak

M8, that's nothing. I used to do that all the time, then wash it down with two litres of Pepsi. I still can, but don't often because I'm /fit/ now.

kill yourself normalfag

Literally fucking kill yourself you irrelevant non-American piece of trash.

this picture is so disgusting, repulsive, i hate americans so much. i shit on the usa.

play dmc
what if eating big ass pizzas makes him happy

fuck you

I recognize that pizza. That's some Mountain Mike's.

lose some weight buddy

Yeah but it's a highly inefficient way to lose weight. You can lose weight by eating nothing but Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew as long as you portion it right, but you'll feel like shit.

>hurrr I went to high school with this pizza

hes free to do whatever he wants, if being a fat slob truly brings him happiness then so be it

but he must realize what he is doing to himself

don't want any of that boogie syndrome

Get more pizza faggot

that's not what I'm talking about

>talk to cuties
>be yourself and dont let anyone else tell you who you are
>resume life
>find something that makes you happy
>stick with it
>live without worry

you're scum and you know it

up
that's the only way you can go user

>can't pronounce Salami
>implying relevance

next time add pineapple

>in before haters.

Have you tried ordering another pizza?

>Just ate an entire large pizza by myself. where do I go from here, Sup Forums?

Eat another one.

I don't know if I can do it

I lost 30 pounds by eating 800 calories a day of "unhealthy" food with supplements in 1 month.

I was never hungry, just always tired and my hair began to thin out.

>said the shitty 3rd worlder

I agree pineapple on pizza is fucking delicious

you call bell peppers pepperonis there?

XL you fucking casual

well aren't you a roodypoo

you're fat and you know it

Salami on pizza sucks.

it never adds anything worthwhile to the pizza that an alternative meat can.

I'm only 49 kg tho

I wish pizza wasn't so expensive, I want a pineapple and ham pizza now. but I can't justify 8-10 dollars for 1 pizza when I can eat a whole meal for way less by just going to the grocery store.

All that grease, burnt shit and pepperoni-nitrites will probably do it for him.

is it a /ck/ thread?

pizza is italian faggot

You're an asian woman or a skelly manlet.

Nobody likes a skelly manlet.

Find a Little Caeser's. $5 for a whole pizza.

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this is not a pizza you have posted it is a abomination, true form of america. any human that can consume this, he is closer to a pig eating out of the trough, than he is to civilisation. fuck you america 11 september was earned.

Peperoni translates to "pepper pouch" it really doesn't make sense to give that name to a sausage.

OBSESSED

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only if you post medium rare chicken breast

eat shit third worlder

Yeah, but it's not as good as any other chain or independent pizza place. It just tastes like a frozen pizza.

THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

SALAMI IS TRADITIONALLY FERMENTED, TRADITIONALLY MADE OF ONLY PORK, HAS A HIGHER FAT CONTENT, AND A MORE COARSE GRIND

PEPPERONI IS CURED, IS MORE TYPICALLY A MIX OF BEEF AND PORK, HAS LOWER FAT CONTENT, AND A FINER GRIND

>implying anyone gives a shit if he's a skeleton

as long as he's not fat he can socialize just fine, fat is harder to recover from and if he wants to bulk up all he needs is a few months at the gym

>Implying real pizza is like that

youtube.com/watch?v=MYcqToQzzGY

where you from?

Reminder that the US is the only 1st world country. The countries of Europe are 2nd world at best.

>be 20 year old warehouse dumbfuck with no qualifications in Switzerland
>earn far more than skilled labor Clapistanis

you're right it should be like the japanese and have appetizers as the crust and shit

you already are eating shit american pig
when you develop a human sense of taste and dignity please make me a new offer, ok?

Peperoni is a vegetable.

America is only 40% white. You guys will never be 1st world

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No this is a trough

youtu.be/nydboDDmeu8

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But even my friends can't afford little pizzas from little ceasar's, all they do is roll up and smoke bowls. I don't feel bad when they not eating desu.

>used to be able to pound food like nobody's business
>forced self to eat less
>can barely eat a personal 5 inch sized pizza without getting full.
What happened to me?

PEPPERS
ARE
FRUITS

God, I fucking love meat but the girl I like is vegan.

Do I give up meat for her?

Do you even have the slightest clue what "1st world" means?

It means America/England/Western Europe.

Second World is Russia, Eastern Europe, and other Communist (formerly, sometimes) nations

Third World is everywhere that the USA and USSR were fighting over in the Cold War.

>American "barbecue"

you're not white and you're not 1st world. That's all that matters

Move in with me and I'll train you to eat more and more every day

Exactly, you might lose weight but it's shit for your body.
Ideal weight loss is around 300-400kcal under your maintenance level, or if you're a fatass, target 1800-1900kcal per day.

If you'd had a proper diet, with three meals a day and a healthy snack or two, you'd have lost weight efficiently without feeling like shit.

>american education

>non-americans fearing things they don't understand

E x a c t l y what is wrong with that food? Name one legitimate thing.

There are many places in Eastern Europe that are better off than the American midwest

Absolutely not

I do not understand. This shouldn't be a problem. If you do have to give up one though drop the 3DPD bitch, there are plenty of them out there but no subsitutes for meat.

Alright, I'll chime in here. Was skinny as a young lad and very active (till about 11). I remember going outside and recreating the first resident evil with friends from what I read in game magazines. I was too poor to afford it.

Family slowly got a little higher into the middle class, got more games. Stayed inside more. Got pudgy. Then in high school, Dad went to Afghanistan, mom was at work, ate more. Literally whole digornio stuffed crust pizzas with three cans of soda in one sitting. Was 220 pounds when I graduated high school and I will say virtually none of it was muscle.


For some reason, I always had good looking girlfriends in spite of my belly, but it gave me terrible confidence otherwise.
Then at 21 I became more independent and was able to pursue all the martial arts I wanted to do. Kendo, iaido, bjj, boxing, tons of full contact stuff. Started working out. Literally lost 65 pounds (Down to 155). Since them my diet has slacked off a bit and I've gained 20 pounds, but far more muscle than I ever had at a similar weight before.


don't do much MMA anymore due to a shoulder injury, but I still work out, play Vidya, eat pizza sometimes and have great sex with the waifu. It can Happen, You've got to work for it though.

American barbecue

The slow embrace of death will soon follow as your vision slowly fades to black, your chest starts to tighten, the pressure in your head increases to painful levels, and your heart feels like it's going to burst from your ribcage.

I didn't feel that bad, though. If anything I was enjoying how fast I lost my weight and how I went from a size 42 to 36. I'm on a better diet now with a gym membership, but that was a good start to show me how I can lose weight.

I didn't mind being sleepy since I was a neet at the time and just slept a lot or watched streams.

You're still unhealthy and weak.

Whatever makes you sleep at night.

Not him, but it's burnt on the outside and looks like shit. Also American meat is shit no matter how it is prepared

into a shallow grave, where you belong

what if pizza makes him happy

The taste gets fucking ruined for one. Cooking is a tricky craft, a good recipe conserves taste and produces the right composition for ideal digestion. You Americans don't understand that. You just drown everything in sweet and fatty shit. Not even Germans would eat like this.

no

>used to love cold pizza in the morning
>now the very thought of eating pizza cold makes me want to vomit
Has this happened to anyone else?

>burnt on the outside

WOW, REALLY? I mean, they cook for like 16 hours and it's done so on purpose, but you really know what you're talking about!

stick to eating snails and leeches you disgusting faggot.

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No, absolutely not.

If you like meat, she should be willing to deal with that, just like you should be willing to deal with her being vegan. If she can't, she can fuck off.

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