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FemShep was shit and this cunt will be even worse

MOM SAID

>Picking women in a Bioware game
No thanks.

KROGAN COCK

do they get their 3d animators from deviantart?

Go on n git, bitch.

No because then it would actually be better.

That's fucking RWBY tier animations.

I've seen him miss a couple sfm threads on /gif/ before. It's always weird.

>IM HERE FOR THE JOB INTERVIEW

they're proud of it

Volume 4 manages to have better body an facial animation than that shit, and it's pretty bad.

She looks so tired.

Am I the only one who enjoys the bad animation? It makes it campy as fuck, and I enjoy me some camp.

You guys would have less to shitpost about without bioware.

Well, I better walk up to her within arm's range with my gun out pointed at her. Surely nothing can go wrong.

>hey take this gun :)
>uhm thank you :D
What the fuck was even happening in this cutscene

>post yfw females in western vidya

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>mfw

>no turning animation
>they just fucking spin around without moving their legs

YO WHOA, PEEP AT ALL THOSE WHITEY NIGGAS HATERS. MUH MOTHA FUCKIN WERK IZ PERFECT! YOU KNOW DAS RIGHT!

IT'S MY TURN TO HOLD THE GUN

you can't be racist against whites you stupid goyim

WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS IDIOT, CHARGE

>Mass Effect
>Campy
Bioware has gone to great lengths to make people take ME seriously, campy is the last thing they want their story to be seen as.

> not making your character look like yourself

whats a krogans est lifespan?

He's the toughest fight in the game though

>Google image search
>"Darkness"
>Shows a bunch of spooky images
I don't know what I expected from googling a webm
>People on Sup Forums know about this meme now
Fucking hell I hate you people. I hate that webm too

There are different levels of camp mr.

There is the Kamen Rider level of camp, where it's extremely self aware, so it's still able to tell a good story, but also do ridiculous shit because why not.

There is also not self aware.

The Mass Effect story told a really good story, and exists in a very interesting universe. The ending kinda sucks, and some of the writing drags on a bit, and it's nowhere near perfect, but it has a good universe to build off of.


That said, it can still be enjoyable, serious, but also very campy.

over a thousand years. Wrex was around fifteen hundred IIRC

I like her face and pose in this, makes me smile and grin like a retard.
She looks like some sort of harlequin or similar

If you wanted to see where the webm comes from it's in the winter palace from the inquisition quest wicked eyes and wicked hearts

>now

You do know that people can use more than one board at a time right?

They have the potential to be a long lived species, very rarely do they live long though since they tend to do a ton of fighting.

wasn't it said they didn't know for sure how long krogan could live because they all get killed before dying from old age?

Doesn't matter how much he cries about white people, he will always be a dune coon.

Worse, he's a fuckin' pajeet.

What the fuck kind of question is this? Of course I know. I've just never seen anyone talk about it until now. I would have preferred it stay that way though.

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I bet the studio fucking stinks.

HOL UP

I'm 99.99% sure the Bioware office has that "fat woman with really bad BO that tries to cover it up with shitloads of awful perfume" smell.

>that 5head
I don't remember Miranda looking this bad

Linking the archive to me doesn't really make a difference.

If this had anime graphics Sup Forums would defend this scene.

>only 99.99%

If it had anime graphics, the animation, faces and pretty much everything would probably be infinitely better.

That's because games with "anime graphics" (I'm sure you're referring to cel-shaded graphics) don't try to realistic.

Bioware try to be realistic by making all the characters ugly with greasy faces yet they fail spectacularly because of their indie game tier animations.

>Be N7 Infiltrator
>Shadowstrike behind "her"
Pshhh whatever kid

>they are actually proud of this scene

Holy fucking shit.

I will never get over this stupid-ass name.

Did one of the writers just sit around the kitchen, scooping up peanut butter straight from the jar and in a weird, peanut induced state of inebriation come up with the name?

>Sara Ryder is awesome. Strong, funny, and adventurous. Sorry there's a facial performance bug that lets her down here.

*notices buldge*

oWo what's this...

Did you guys know that it's anita from gamergate?
Also something is wrong with her back.

Why does she look like a young teenage boy?

I wouldn't be surprised, considering she looks nothing like her.

I'd hire it to fuck it.

literally looks like a telltale game

I know it's supposed to be an emoticon but I can't help but read it as it is.

"Oh-wuh, what's this?"

please can you source this...i need to see the video

It's not Anita, it's supposed to be Jayde Rossi.

She doesnt even grab the gun all that fast, I dont understand what the fuck the deal is.

It just seems they don't give a flying fuck about animation.

Say what you will about Overwatch, but the animation work in that game is phenomenal.

I feel like all the Bioware animations have zero thought or effort put into them where Overwatch put months of work into the character select animations and it really shows.

>anita from gamergate
This seems like one of those shitty fake dating site ads that pop up here now

mooommm said it was myy turnn to have a go

Same nose, same hairline, same eyebrow, same lips, same cheek

>I feel like all the Bioware animations have zero thought or effort put into them
Well, Bioware has lost the majority of it's talent and seems to be trying to make do with new hires or people that learned to animate using poser.

Because I have a fetish for tomboys.

Bioware is so fucking bad man. Despite the obvious glaring flaws with Andromeda's narrative set up, the one thing that bothers me out of everything else is the fact that Bioshit couldn't even be bothered to create new alien races for Andromeda. No, why bother with trying new things, just shove the same old shit from the previous games in and the "fans" will love it.

they're proud of this shitty scene and I bet you if you show this to any normie they'll go "so?" because people are so fucking asleep nobody has any sense to what is quality and what is garbage anymore REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Same nose, same hairline, same eyebrow, same lips, same cheek
none of those things are true

>this kind of bug
>in gameplay trailer

Did they even try to review the trailer before publishing it? That is just lazy and unprofessional

yes they are biodrone.

>it's supposed to be Jayde Rossi
Really? I googled her and it's amazing how much femryder doesn't look like her
What is it with Bioware and not being able to model faces?

youtu.be/a1HTKWX15oo?t=8m33s

>that leg spasm in that scene
>the hand jittering

I don't understand how a 80 million dollar budget allows for that kind of animation errors. They're not even subjective issues. They're objectively errors in the making of that animation. How the fuck does that go past any QA and PR advisors.

Calm down. Even if it is, they're garbage at modeling anything that resembles anyone that actually exists so it's easy to not recognise them.

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I don't think they look alike either
>lol wtf samefag xd

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I miss the ding dong bannu meme

>curry thunder
How can he embrace a nickname that heavily implies loud, smelly farts?

I can't wait to turn her into a slut.

Wait they ACTUALLY named the ending cutscenes by their colors and yet have the gall to call it "conclusion to a multi-part epic game series"?

This company deserves more than the hate they get now.

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because the QA and PR advisors are all friends with each other. bioware turned into the 'it's who you know' company so it's filled with retards who all think the same (libcucks) and who are manchildren that get defensive over any criticism

basically the company is cancer now and only attracts cancerous people. that's why if you give them any slight criticism they get all defensive. old bioware was based. too bad they're dead.

Pre, or Post-Shepard?

There we go, making fun of Stanley Woo never gets old

>conclusion to a multi-part epic game series
that's technically correct, and it would be correct even if the ending was just a screen saying "Shepard won, the end"
Nowhere in that statement is the quality of the ending implied

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Tali is only a Fleet Admiral because of her knowledge about the Geth that she gathered before she even met Shepard
Here's a more accurate portrayal:
>oh man it sure is fun researching this system's dying sun
>waaaaaaaah I wish Shepard was here because I can't spend a minute without thinking about him

Nah, everyone could see that was trash
I was listening to the EZA podcast and even they were bagging on it

>"Mods where are you? Please respond."

>Stanley Woo got laid off during EA cutbacks in BioWare's budget
>he continued moderating bioware.social FOR FREE just to make sure the tumblrdevs didn't get exposed to problematic posts

I'm sorry. I was under the impression that BioWare was populated with talented, creative individuals who have ideas of their own that they would like to implement in the game. I didn't realize that each and every facet of the game needed to be in response to a fan's request.

youtube.com/watch?v=o9C9OKMyZng

Tali and Liara pretty much did all that without Shepard.

>COWSGO MOO
FUcking amazing