ITT: We speculate on the next DLC

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Cheap rehash

miyazaki himself confirmed that the access to the
new dlc is in the very first area, right where you find the hollow standing in front of a cliff.
to start it you must kick the hollow down and jump down yourself.
you will be teleported in the "Land of The Mad Director".
Mountains everywhere and stone soil. But all the textures all replaced with Miyazaki giving you the middle finger.
oh, and after 4 steps you die, because 4 is death for japs.

yet another fucking castle

you bonfire warp to an area that has fuck all to do with anything previously established

save for some item description references

It's probably going to be really short, but look nice and have fairly overpowered FOTM weapons and shit available. Fags will buy it because of the pay-to-win aspect but try to convince everyone, including themselves, that they really bought it for the epic, 1-hour-long story they shoehorned in. After about 2 weeks have passed and all the ecelebs have made their montage videos featuring the DLC shit to shill retards into paying for it, FROM will balance everything out.

youtube.com/watch?v=fAT_9LmoKGg&t=0s
probably fake but I believe everything I see

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Find out what part of DaS 1 they haven't copied yet. That will be the new DLC.

I'm not gonna give some youtube faggot free (View)'s. Summarize it in your own words.

how come it still hasn't been announced? didn't they say first quarter 2017?

It'll be shit

does that mean if we drop two more nukes on them they'll all die regardless of where the bombs hit

EXACTLY, but we don't need to do that.
sending them 4 boxes with 4 cakes inside each box will do.

You just described the current one. You're not speculating anything.

Some sort of phoned in rehash with two bosses.

Top tier
>Crown of the Sunken King

Good tier
>Crown of the Iron King

Mid tier
>DaS1 DLC

Low tier
>Crown of the Ivory King

Shit tier
>Ashes of Ariandel

>hollow standing in front of a cliff
when i first got the game i kept trying to kill him without him falling down hoping he drops something special
alluring skulls doesn't work on him because he's locked in ebin contemplating existence animation
turns out he doesn't drop anything special
bravo kojima

>anything good came from ds2

>god tier
Old Hunters

BUT WHO WAS HE???

I described all of them. There's nothing to spectate because they're all the exact fucking same.

>crown of the sunken dude
>top tier
bait

OH > AoA > AotA > Ivory > Iron > Sunken

solaire

Ok, I'll ask you to delete this.

>AotA not top tier

dude it would just have been the Artorias and Manus fight it would still have been worth it

some say he's solaire, others say he is the SON of solaire. staring at the incandescent sun.
you think you killed him.
wrong.
he's giving you his back bacause he knows you are gonna killi him, that's what he wants.
because he followed the sun till going hollow, and in hollowness he realised that the sun will always be too far away.

>DaS2 apologists

My expectations are very low thanks to Ashes of Ariendel

>DS2 was bad
This meme has to end

you were the furtive pygmy all along

>DS2 haters are frogposters

Dracula is into Dark Souls, amazing.

A whip!
A NEW WHIP!

Crown of the Director
Miyazaki is the End Boss

Whats wrong with it? IT had the best boss fights and the world was beautiful.

give them a break it's not really their fault that they started souls games with the worst one we all love our first souls game so they have to defend it no matter how shitty it is, you have to understand that they are the same simple minded people that think that the latest title of a series has got to be the best of the best

Shut up, degenerate.

they did, it's kinda weird
maybe they'll announce something alongside the Switch presentation or something I don't know man

The nameless king's name will be revealed.

Bob

Bobby of the Sparky Vapor Hze

>Dark Souls 2 dlc top tier
>all enemies are the same model just different colour

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>Soon, uncle Gael will bring me the pigment
I wonder if he has found it
The dark soul of man..."

Some Londor shit that doesn't answer any of the greater questions of the franchise. Cool bosses and loads of p2w weapons

I don't give a fuck where it'll be set, I just want it to be good and long.

Don't get me wrong I quite liked AoA but fucking christ it was way too short. It's more like a mini-DLC.

Youve never played DaS2 DLC have you?

Crown of the Sunken King
>green skeletons

Crown of the Iron King
>black/red skeletons

Crown of the Ivory King
>blue skeletons

Youve never played DaS2 DLC have you?