ITT: Hyped/"good" games that turned out to be horrible

ITT: Hyped/"good" games that turned out to be horrible.

I will start with an easy one
>Dark Souls

that face is legitimately unsettling.

nice

Last of Us
Dragon Age: Inquisition

anything made by platinum games

What is the images point?

I'm glad I'm just an asshole to girls.

Duke Nukem Forever
Spec Ops the Line

As my first Dragon Age game, I was genuinely very impressed with Inquisition, Played it twice on 360 and then bought the deluxe edition when I got my PS4

You're the ultimate gentleman, user

>being rejected and not having a negative reaction

>Dark Souls

Bait thread detected

Max Payne 3

All the gameplay segments are like one minute long at most and they only serve to drive you from one long ass boring cutscene to the next.
Even you walking through a door is a cutscene. The control is constantly taken away from you to make you do exactly what devs planned.

It's a terrible game and I have no idea why anyone on Sup Forums likes it.

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Witcher 3

Nice bait, but here, have an actual example:
Watch Dogs 1

Is this a Jojo reference?

unf

What kind of retard would pick anything other than the red pill?

New game or fast travel.
No one has ever died of old age. Living long doesn't kill you, it's the diseases and organ failures that kill you

the save pill
>save at apartment
>go kidnap some loli from the elementary school
>brutally rape their tight little cunny
>load save
>repeat forever

Blue pill and then I'm off to troll the olympics.

Quicksave and fast travel are OP choices compared to the rest.

Quicksave / Quickload
>Save once and refrain from quicksaving ever again and you'll always have a sort "new game" button and you can live forever

Quicksave/load a best

>get superpowers
>immediately rape children

Any self proclaimed "nice" guy is usually an unstable fuck
>baby, I love you so much and would treat you right! I don't know why you date such assholes...
>sorry user, I just don't have those feelings for you
>FUCKING CUNT! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE YOU FILTHY SWINE!
I don't have any saved but you can find hundreds of saved online conversations like this. All by nice guys of course

It's only OP until you fuck up.
Overconfidence, insidious killer etc etc

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How can you fuck up a quicksave?
Just save once and never save again and you'll always have a point in your life you can return to infinitely.

I assume dying also automatically quickloads as it does in vidya.

Fallout 4

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wouldnt it be new game +

>girls hang out with this faggot
hope i die soon

>quicksave once
>live forever
That would probably make you insane.

until you fuck up and dont load your save before you die

>umm nice guys are actually manipulative evil assholes tee hee xD
Epic thread, OP

i know plenty of girls with physically unattractive male friends

they're usually a bitching partner or just a funny person

>I assume dying also automatically quickloads as it does in vidya.
This was what I was getting at, user.

This. No one is nice ever. There are no actual nice people in the world.

>Jimmy Nu-tron

Nice guy detected

>How can you fuck up a quicksave?
Haha oh wow
Have you really never fucked up a quicksave before? I mean, a smart person would probably make a single quicksave and basically enjoy infinite New Game, but with one slot it's far too easy to abuse and put yourself in a position where every time you load you can't progress.

>implying you wouldnt

"Nice" is subjective.
The old lady who lives next door to my childhood home has been nice to me for 27 years but hates half of the people in that town and treats them like shit.

Were you hyped after Skyrim? I was expecting a game that I would loathe after 5 hours, and that's what we got

I've been waiting for you, young prince. I am Mal'Ganis.

then what is the point of taking the 5 extra lives perk?

>if everytime you died you respawned in a safe zone like your home, I might just take that and do some extreme sports or some shit.

If you have to tell people you're a "nice person" you arent

I really like the nice guy meme. You're only nice when that's all you have to offer. If you have true worth you can be a dick and people still want you around.

Nice meme. Tell me to "bee myself ;^)" too

Don't ask me, ask the guy who assumed it would work that way.

That's what I mean. Everyone is shit and should really just come out and say what they really mean and really feel. Fuck all this "I'm nice" bullshit.

>pink

Yup. these "nice guys" should really try and be handsome and charismatic.

Girls dont want no whack ass nigga that cant even pull chicks by spitting game

It's not really a meme but pretty much a fact. You can't describe yourself as "nice" you idiot it pretty much shows through your actions

the entire elder scrolls series.
mount and blade SINGLEPLAYER.
tf2.
total war.
yep and star wars battlefront ii. fucking pos

>dark souls being a "hyped" game
That dam game built its hype, the only hype before is the few people that actually played demon souls before it was cool.

Now if you said dark souls 2 or 3 that's another case...

Yeah ill just ask him instead of having a fun "what if" conversation with you. That sounds much better.
God make me leave this site ;_;

Also, self-proclaimed characteristics are almost never true.
You judge yourself based on what you think and experience and not based on what you output to the world.

It's an act beta men use to get women, it's all a facade. They aren't nice at all.

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a lot of it comes from people saying "you're sweet" or "you're such a good guy". People need to stop this. Call the guy a push over bitch

But then you wouldn't get what you wanted from him.

WTF is wrong with people. Can't they see if they struck up a normal convo about some other subject they would have more chance. I got my first GF talking about old DR Who.

It's a mere quicksave pill.

Rape is such a big story event that the game probably autosaves several times during the progression.

Quicksaves could probably be used if you misspoke or minorly wounded yourself or something.

The men are actually nice. It's just that women don't want nice men. They want a bad boy. Of course, women don't want to admit it, so they keep saying they want nice men. When the nice men find out about the hypocrisy, they usually get angry and depressed. Which the women use as a convenient excuse that they were right all along and that the bad boy was actually the nice man the whole time.

Nice is a horrible word

It tends to mean several things;

Submissive
Agreeable
Non confrontational
Safe
Emasculated

When a woman hears from another female that you are "nice" it sets off messages in her brain saying that you are a possible candidate for "friendship".

Why don't "nice men" just buy more money or be more attractive?

Nice video games thread.
And most of the posts actually discussing the OP are just contrarians who just says the games is shit without actually giving the reason as to why.

nice guy detected

t. Kissless Virgin

Supreme gentleman detected. "Nice guys" are all narcissistic sociopaths and future murderers, they're unstable and entitled pricks. Of course you can't see it, because you're one of them and you think there's nothing wrong with you.

Its people like this that get desperate enough to rape school children.

The game is shit. what else is there to discuss. Sup Forums has spoken now piss off back to >>>reddit.

Jesus fucking Christ, those are some high-level mental gymnastics.

>guy is nice to women
>women want assholes
>nice guy gets rejected
>nice guy turns out to be an asshole
>women still don't want him
???

some are, but people tend to think in absolutes

>contrarian phoneposter just ad hominems
Figures. Kill yourself.

because you're not changing from nice to asshole in the right way you idiot

They really aren't, at least not when it comes to male to female relationships. My sister dated a "nice guy" and he turned out to be a manipulative son of a bitch. You will never meet one that does not have an ulterior motive.

It's all just tactics to fuck. If you're female and have a "nice guy" friend it's because he thought it would lead to a fuck and he screwed it up and got friend zoned.

If you're female and want to test that, offer some sex and watch how they react "omg you feel that way too, I wanted you for so long I'm so fucking thirsty!". Immediately say it was a joke after.

You all sound like nice guys yourselves. Plenty of scientific studies have shown that women prefer high test men. Guess what, it aint nice guys like you. No matter how often women tell you that they want a loving, understanding, soft, nice guy, like you.

i feel like you have fundamentally misunderstood what is taking place here

It's because outwardly asshole men are secretly vulnerable, nice guys being strong

Outwardly nice guys are just creepy chameleon fucks with secrets to hide. It's stranger danger.

That's all it's ever been, cracked the mystery.

>phoneposter
Did not know phones came with an I7.
how does it feel to be wrong. Sup Forums has spoken now you know where to go now.

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Oh yeah? Where's your proof faggot?
You said that a game is shit but didn't actually say why, that just means that there's actually nothing wrong with it and you just want to be a special snowflake.

What the fuck are you talking about, you illiterate retard? Did you even read a single post you quoted?

>this delusion

>>>>>>

Pretty sad that the previously positive "nice" was appropriated by both Robert Glover and neckbeards.

MGSV

I don't know if WatchDogs was hyped. It feels like Ubisoft was trying to hard to pitch it to the audience. And this was before Mr. Robot was cool.

This implies s they are not at least women
Or "women"

I think you misread the entire thread friendo

>literally every nice guy's justification for being nice guys

They'll be the kind to leave a 'you're so nice and beautiful, I'm not like the other guys I'll treat you right :^)" texts but if she doesn't respond in 5 minutes he continues with a "yeah you're a fake bitch like the rest of them hope you enjoy getting raped by jerks for the rest of your life fucking cunt"

>It's just that women don't want nice men.
They do want men that are nice to them. They just don't want people they can use as a rag whenever they want. They want a man they can respect.

Bad boys are men they can respect because they don't lick the ground they walk on. The fact that they make them feel like shit is not what they like about them, that is what red pillers that project too hard think.

If a woman could find a man that is stable on his own AND can make her feel secure and loved, then she's not ever going away. Which is nonexistent today, and the reason why women are becoming predators without a purpose.

Mate, I'm married

You sound like you're still in highschool, women don't work like that, and you'll never ever find out what goes on in their brains.

>because they don't lick the ground they walk on
This. Jesus fuck, you can treat a girl nicely but you have to remember you're also supposed to be an equal. A woman already has a pussy, she doesn't need another one

Just chase after traps.

Like me.

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To be fair, does anyone truly know what goes on in a woman's brain?

Women are fucking weird, man.

What if I say pick-up lines and compliments on Tinder?

If it works then it works, if it doesn't then hey I never see them again.

Maybe he's just rich