Tfw no current Joshi Puro game

>tfw no current Joshi Puro game

>rumble roses is dead
>designer of the RR girls are dead
bad feels

>No current Wrestle Kingdom game either
Fuck

No. Yakuza doesn't count.

good catch blue chick

Why are those women wearing such sexist costumes? Don't they know that no real wrestler would ever wear clothes like that?

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God I bet she can crack nuts with that butt/thighs

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>real wrestler

You almost baited me kid 5/10

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>designer of the RR girls are dead

I want to play a game where Punished Ronda shoots up a favela in Sao Paulo

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Omega is going to the WWE

>based Omegaman can actually shit five star matches outta nowhere

based Kenny Omega

based Kenny, destroyer of shit esports commentary

>two best rasslers on the planet aren't represented in vidya
At least 1(ONE) redeeming quality of 2K games are the create-a-wrestler depth

How is the latest game?

How many times has he won match of the year? Like for a foreigner to win it once is pretty crazy

literally cleaning out the trash

We need a wrestling game that combines elements from Rumble Roses with flashy, fun characters like the ones from Wrestle Angels. Oh-and something with a powerful CaW system similar to the last WWE game that had a really good one (I think it was one of the SvR games?)

Then, we just need to convince a dev to make the game. It's going to be all-females, SJWs won't be able to touch it.

I want real wrestlers.

No. Western female wrestlers are boring. And while joshi pro girls are exciting, they're not pleasing to look at.

It's what happens when you main event the Tokyo Dome with based Okada.

Why can't it have men? I'm not even gay but I want to do flashy moves as a cool dude. Wrestling doesn't have to be sexy.

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>you will never marry a qt chubby japanese female wrestler

>Yukes own NJPW from 2005 to 2012
>no NJPW game

awful, they added meme pieces like crowns and headgear and anime hair and all that nonsense but they took out all body morphing making it useless. you can't make bodies anymore. you have to choose from ~6ish styles for the arms/torso/legs

Lies!

>just the right amount of chub/thiccness
>ass is as flat as a pancake

CUTE!

Who?

How about gameplay?

have you played 2k15 or 16? it's just the same game over and over with minor tweaks. you can go backstage in this one which is fun for a bit but doesnt really add a whole lot to the experience.

Wasn't he the guy who drew with his mouth or something like that.

life is pain

Where do I start watching Joshi puro?

Yeah

Stardom and Ice Ribbon.

The focus would be on the women wrestlers, similar to RR/WAS.

Also, why can't female wrestlers be sexy AND skilled? Currently they are only one or the other.

CUTE

holy shit she is cute
CUTE!
whats her name?

The business isn't big enough for really good looking girls to dedicate themselves, kind of like how WWE is mostly midgets who grew up fans.