Be 15 and play FF7

>Be 15 and play FF7
>Laugh at Cid's antics and how he's such an old man
>Be 28 and play FF7
>Cid is by far the most relateable and sympathetic character and not funny at all

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do you think he'll call Shera a stupid lazy bitch in the remake

You did not remember that one right.

No, but i'm looking forward to the outrage caused by him ordering shera to the kitchen to make some gaddam tea

If anything gets changed in the remake it's this, no way him treating her like shit gonna fly with today's audience.

like what the fuck will he remake his character into if he cant be an abusive bastard? its gonna be shit at this part i guarantee. nostalgia pains.

>it would be funnier if they just used bleep sounds when people swore

He's just going to be depressed or something.

how depressing

When you really think about it, Barett is a black man rising a white man's white child.

>things that won't survive the remake process

>Barret's quasi eubonics
>the bloody ass massacre in the Shinra building, will be much cleaner
>goofy ass monsters like Hell House and the washing machine men in ShinRa corp
>Tifa calling Barret a retard
>implied gangrape in the crossdressing sequence
>the Fort Condor RTS minigame
>Cid being such a huge asshole

Trying to think of more

They all Japanese you tard

When you REALLY think about it, you only see black people in FF7 in Midgar, the slum under Gold Saucer, and the mining town with the rail. When you see scum, poor people and slaves in FF7 they're black.

Now that is politically incorrect.

Oh yeah, Rude is a gangster and Dario exists, but Dario is a huge meme.

Really unrealistic

Breaks immersion

Whites thinking anime characters are white again...

they are
>whites
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Vincent is now mandatory and the way you pick him up changes. He's locked as a party member in the Hojo mission, so that he can brood the entire time and say fucking nothing just like when you take him in the original game.

Reeve will be a lot more fleshed out as a character and you won't get people misunderstanding what's going on with Cait Sith. This, at least, is probably a good thing.

People say Aerith will be less manipulative, but I don't think so, the japanese probably see this as a good character trait. Yuffie will totally get the Vanille treatment, ie be Selphie without the terminally insane child soldier part of Selphie.

Due to the episodic nature of the game, great materia will now be impossible to miss.

Say goodbye to snowboarding and the better parts of Gold Saucer in general, maybe the arena will get to stay. Not sure about the bike, it's really iconic. The weird dungeon-specifc stuff in geneneral, like heating yourself up when climbing the mountain. Instead there will be some gambling minigame since ep1, probably cards or some shit, because we want to be more like the witcher, because that's what the westerners like these days.

hard mode:crafting

I would argue that the original FF7 had crafting with chocobo breeding.

That video didn't prove anything, anime characters look alien if anything. Stop thinking everything is about white people.

moogle minigame

>Aerith

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They are going to replace him with Kingdom Hearts Cid, with that big fucking belt or whatever he wears.

I always imagined Cid having a strong Aussie accent, so if he doesn't I'll be disappointed.

The people from Wutai are Japanese, faggot.

When a character has a English, French, German, etc. name then yes.

>Vincent is now mandatory and the way you pick him up changes. He's locked as a party member in the Hojo mission, so that he can brood the entire time and say fucking nothing just like when you take him in the original game.
If Hojo mocks him and Lucrecia then it might be worth it.

Fuck I keep forgetting this is happening
Can it not

>we're re-making a classic game
>in a different genre
>with different character personalities
>and a retro-fitted story
>that will meet modern social values
>and release it in $$$ DLC packs

And you're all still sucking XV's dick and thinking XIII was fine, and XI didn't break the main series and XII wasn't complete auto-battle shit, and XIV belongs there, just the same.


If FFX wasn't the last Final Fantasy you enjoyed, you're trash, not a fan, and deserve the FF7 re make.

I don't think that would work for him, but regardless he'll probably have the same accent as Dirge of Cerberus/Advent Children.

>remake comes out
>people bitch about the characters acting and speaking differently
>turns out they act and speak exactly the same as they did in the original game's Japanese version

>b-but muh pure localizations