Would you?

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no, too old for me

You'd have to beat me off with a silver sword.

yes but no homo

Yes I would!!

>Sterile
>Gray hair
>Will most likely pump and dump you
Maybe for a quickie.

I would.

If I was a woman, in a heartbeat. They gave him a really handsome face in 3. He was ugly in 1, kind of average looking in 2, but he's magazine cover material in 3.Also he's super shredded

earned a good solid chuckle from me

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in a heartbeat

I literally can't play TW1 because of his fucking face and hair, please tell me there are mods for that

Why do girls like muscle? Obviously it's better than fat but why is it so much more attractive?

No, I am not sexual.

geralt can't react to the inhuman tracking abilities of bloodborne enemies
he would try to dodge with some stupid pointless spin, and the peasant would bend in a supernatural way to match his movements mid-thrust, spiking that faggot right through the heart

>a man modeled him

Genetic programming. Having more muscle tells them instinctually that you'd be more able to provide food and fend off attackers if she were to have a child with you.

Nah I'm not gay. I'd fuck the shit out of Ciri though.

Do I get to be Yen?

It's not gay if you imagine it's ciri. Just close your eyes baby

He's not Japanese fat old rich guy who's into mating press, so no

>Why would you want a lazy fat slob, when you can have someone that looks motivated and strong?

I'd have a drink with him, Lambert and Eskel and join in merry crossdressing to get some mage poon.

Oh I can't wait for nioh

would you?

OK user, I'll give it a try.

>Why would you want someone that can carry you while they fuck you.

Is there ever a pitchfork reference in the games? I don't mean addressing his not-death, but some kind of joke like Megaman and Zero in Project X Zone being terrified of spikes.

Girls don't _really_ like muscle, they just pretend to.

Forgive the furry but it's the only good pic I have to illustrate my point.

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yes daddy

I wanna punch her in the nose.

>No underwear

Is Geralt mode achievable natty?

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That's his twisted dick!

his large troll cock dosen't fit into underwear, the groin armor is made for holding it back.

Eventually, yes, since he's more cut and trim rather than a bulbous cloud like a Jojo character. It'd take years to achieve though.

A lot. I think I've seen 4 or 5.

Yes, in 3 doing the Cat witcher quest.

He doesn't have a penis, so it's not gay