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CAN'T FUCKING WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAH EDITION

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Literally no one cares about the Shitch

I can't wait for more switch memes

sonyposting is a banable offense

I care about it.

So you are wrong.

...And your parents were wrong for not aborting you.

Why did it take Nintendo so long to reveal the Switch yet they announce a presentation a whole month beforehand?

>estimated 60 minutes

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t. Sonygger

I can't wait

Grow up.

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>12 posts and the majority of them are shitposts
Now that's sad, but can't say i'm surprised, console fanboys are (one of) the cancer of this board.

it's meee mario, can't wait to see sonyfags cry hoho yippieeee

literally tons of threads on Sup Forums for months, with 5+ up at all times during the past week

So will there be any new IPs? Maybe resurrect some old ones?

Why do nintendo fans get this excited?

Maybe.

snowboards kids 3

I no longer see threads about the Gamestop leak.

Was it confirmed bogus?

A Rabbids RPG seems very likely.

Already exists.

In all seriousness, why are people excited for this?

Zelda? On Wii U?
Enhanced Wii U ports?
Old thid party games running at 25fps/720p?

Why don't just get a PS4 or PC?

doesnt say 3 and its garbage

Hope Sakurai gets another shot at Kid Icarus. The game really didn't deserve to flop given the care put into it.

Scalebound

Hopefully just children who already know their parents are gonna buy one for them.

this board is gonna become even more cancerous than it already is. can't wait.

Hope it's a huge flop and we see the end of Nintendo. Most devs are beating a dead horse anyway.

reddit seems pretty confident that they've got the $249 price from Best Buy.

Seems the right price to launch it.

>why are people excited for an event where they announce new games on a new system

Apparently some people here really fucking don't like or care about video games.
Makes ya think.

Thanks, Horii.

Can't wait for the sequel on Switch

What's the turbo button for?

But, are those games are gonna be launch titles? Because it doesn't seem so

250$ seems quite expensive considering you can find a boner or PS4 for less than that

200$ should have been the ideal price.

cant into math, in how many days is this?

You hold it and then press another button, which puts that button into rapid-fire mode.
I don't know why this is still a thing. It's a holdover from the fucking '80s.

b-but sony

got the version without the game boxes plastered over?

To make you go faster duh

Because Nintendo fans are the closest things to "fanboys" on any system. If something is by Nintendo then it is automatically better than before. Even if it's a mediocre party game or collectible plastic toys, it's still super exciting to them. Honestly, they are wasting their time. There won't be any actual, big announcements for a while. That's assuming this system even gets anything more than Wii U ports and old multiplats.

>home button
>turbo button
>hollow square button

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS BUTTON DO

For some it's those.

For others it's portable experience being able to be played on TV with better visuals than what current handhelds possess (Etrian, Mainline SMT, Monster Hunter, Pokemon etc.)

10 days

You can't say that when the "Playstation Nation" exists.

We know for a fact that games like Metroid Prime Federation Force and Animal Crossing Amiibo Party where given the cold shoulder by Nintendo fans.

>200$ should have been the ideal price
That's what I told your mom but I still had to pay 250.

>yfw $250 was confirmed

so on monday?

Screenshot.

give me the port and sequel user. I don´t want to buy it for U.

and tsubasas tits

Guessing they'll bundle something in with it.

Hey guys I'm here to shitpost nintendo, I own a 980ti beast rig and a PS4 Pro.

Switch DOA, it's primarily a handheld and the concessions they had to make for that fact have murdered it's appeal to anyone but the tiny audience of fat 35-year old autists they have left.

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for autism

Star Soldier Switch for when Nintendo buys all of Hudson's IPs from Konami.

>dentist appointment at the exact same time as the switch showcase

watch it be the one time nintendo actually has something cool to show off

>$250
>That's not bad, just £200
>TFW you remember companies love to shaft you and it'll still be £250

$250 regular Switch

$300 Switch BotW bundle

Screencap this

Why do people on a video games board want to know about a new system to play video games?

>tfw F-Zero on SNES on a saturday morning in my bedroom in the early 90's

Man, Nintendo has sucked for a good 20 years now, wtf habbended to them?

Why are people posting this meme that it should cost 200$? Isn't it obvious it'll cost around 300$? Do you just want to have some shitposting ready when they announce the price?

I mean, reading what some idiots post here, it seems like they could literally give this thing for 10 bucks and you'd still say it costs too much and they're doooomed. Just like you were saying for the last two gens I've been here.

Of course

New Metroid with VR, a new F-Zero running at 4k 120fps and Advanced Wars

when are they just going to mass ban sonyggers? Board quality would improve 10x overnight

Marketing n shiet.
Not even Nintendo knows why.

2 days and 5 hours.

According to this nigga

Switch will have free online....at launch

youtube.com/watch?v=4GhkUb6pbNc

Nep nep goes back on portables!

Atelier goes back to having better than 15fps

People always get super fucking butt mad about the cost, cause it always costs more than the skin flints here want to pay.
I bet right now that the price is going to be the most meme'd about thing, cause it'll be the only real bad thing anti-nintendos can latch onto to shit post over and over again.

Nice punimon ripoff

>Do you just want to have some shitposting ready when they announce the price?

Bingo.

Shitposters are setting the meta up for, if nothing else, the "OVERPRICED" meme.

Prepare your virginal anuses nintenyearolds, it's going to be a wild ride.

I NEED TO KNOW THE TIMES AND STREAMS

Why is Mario a plumber? Because the Switch is a piece of shit

January 12th, 8PM PST

The last couple of Nintendo consoles had really aggressive offers/reductions in the UK. Hopefully this will be the same.

Margins are shit on consoles, high on games so they have quite a bit of incentive to take money off the games in bundles.

Wat does it connect to??
The dock only has 2 USB ports

>Nintendo will never be good again
Is there a worse feel?

I hate the way he speaks.

Cuuuuustoooom
Rooooobooooo

Can't wait user. What do you think would get them going first, do we start with the battery life meme and jump straight into the FPS issues.
We should probably hit them where it hurts and talk about the graphical power being akin to a smart phone.

>Is there a worse feel

Your virginity

There's also the Treehouse stream

I'm on IRC right now, get the rest of the Foolz group so we can plan on how we'll falseflag.

>tfw you will be able to play Zelda BoTW at 4k

youtube.com/watch?v=4GhkUb6pbNc

>trusting some literally who youtuber

>virginity
>bad
Normies fuck off

More like: everybody cares NOW because it's not out yet. The day after the release everybody will forget it.

Unless they make a new Metroid Prime for it with multiplayer.

Fuck, wrong link

mynintendonews.com/2017/01/10/wii-u-gets-4k-treatment-via-emulator-update/

>Why don't just get a PS4

Because it's irrelevant

>or PC?

Good question

lah mao.

>battery life issue
>720p in 2017 issue
>shitty tenga processor issue
>usual nintendo controller-design autism issue AGAIN
>no 3rd party issue
>OVERPRICED issue

Fuck I could go ON........jesus fuck, brace yourselves, we're witnessing their last and final console release anons, it won't be pretty.

Why does this get me hard?

>8pm pst
And 11 pm EST.

you're pretty shit at shitposting, aren't you?

The last 3 E3s were shit. The shitpost was fun, but the events themselves were shit.

Lol priest

Because you're a pathetic waste of space

>1985, Nintendo launches video game console, after the video game crash? Dead as fuck in this market, Nintendo's done
>1986, wow, seriously? Famicom DISK System? Disks suck shit... It's really over... What happened to your main console support?
>1989, wow, the "GAY BOY?" Dead... Underpowered, old hardware... It's literally over... They killed themselves.
>1991, Nintendo launches Super childrens box, underpowered next to Genesis, dead as fuck, kids won't admit to owning one
>1995, virtual reality is cool... Wait, RED? Dead. Nintendo is done, what were they thinking?
>1996, cartridges... Not CDs? Dead as fuck. Goodbye Nintendo.
>1999, The Nintendo 64 DD? Really? Disks again? It's over, goodbye Nintendo, you'll die in Japan then the West...
>2001, holy fuck, small CDs? Dead as shit. It's really over...
>2001, wow... Game Boy Advance? I have to buy a new portable power system after the last one failed miserably? It's fucking totally over... and it uses cartridges....... Not Game Boy Discs... Dead on Arrival.
>2004, A dual... Screen? Touch screen? Holy shit. You taped two Game Boy Advances together? Dead...
>2006, WII? Haha! That's like my wiiwii. Wait, motion controls? Like the power glove? Haha (actual comments) dead!
>2011, 3D? Wow, seriously? What is this, VIRTUAL BOY 2? Haha! VB2, baby! Holy shit, it's so over. Goodbye Nintendo, your last market is mobile, and you killed it.
>2011, wow, Wii U? You mean Wii Shit 2? Dead (sold like shit, still profitable for Nintendo)
>2016, wow, Pokemon GO? This is really it... Nintendo is purely mobile games now... Dead.
>2016, Wow... Mario Run? More like Mario Flop?? It only made 30 million dollars from 90 million downloads? Dead...
>2017, Switch? Wow... It's really dead this time... Mobile consoles? Nintendo's worst market is mobile consoles... It's over for good... Not one mobile system Nintendo has made has been dominant, ever... Switch to Sony, Mario...

K.... KEEP ME POSTED

>Paid online is coming

And now the the cancer is complete, fuck Microsoft, fuck sony, gaming is dead. Get jew'd you cucks, dropped if mandatory

Sony following Microsoft in paid subscriptions set a pretty bad precedent.

More like Splatoon because it sold more than any Metroid game.

I dont care anymore and i certainly wont be dropping 300+ bucks on a underpowered handheld thats probably gonna be region locked again with no second or third party dev