A literal electro shock buttplug accessory for the switch

>a literal electro shock buttplug accessory for the switch

what will nintendo think of next?

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actually that's a car charger

OP knows that you retard.

Are you sure?

>he uses a car charger for its intended purchase

his use of the word "literal" implied that he didn't. i can definitely understand how one would think nintendo would include a buttplug accessory given nintendo's largely furfag, autistic, and homosexual audience

Well how else are you suppose to play WarioWare Shove It Up Your Own Ass Game?

so if i stick this thing up my asshole i can use my Switch for infinite power?

God damn I hate niggers.

Yes the Switch can be fueled by shitposting alone.

Shitposting is this bad. Why does this board still exist.

i miss when chad warden was relevant and "ballin" by jim jones was popular

Hey me too!

>nintendo unironically believes that 2 people will detach the epic joycon controllers and play some epic mario kart plugged into their car with those ridiculous tiny controllers

heh, shiieet

His too busy having a successful career.

>his use of the word "literal" implied that he didn't
Seriously, what's with the huge influx of new posters recently?

you've built up so much organic electric energy from all the anal you take faggot

seriously what's with the huge influx is people who take everything they read on Sup Forums seriously

nice, i can use my ass to charge other things then.

I mean, who doesn't?

Kids would on long car trips.

Man, this is something I wished I had growing up with my brother.

oh now you're gonna tell me the Nintendo Switch can charge cars?
yeah you fanboys are getting a little too far with your wishful thinking

Where did you get this image from op?

NICE TRY NINTENDO I'LL NEVER REVEAL MY SOURCES

current ongoing thread

Curse you! Telling Reggie fills a faggot now!

>Plane turns
>Buttplug flies straight out the window

Their was a leak of some accesories youtu.be/_DUcd4eH_0U

everyone who didnt have a mobile phone growing up wished for the same shit. not a single kid will wish for this now that they have mobile phones. theyll be more interested in playing the latest fad app that all their friends are playing, not nintendos kiddy shit with old graphics on a tablet thats less powerful than their phone

When can I experience a prostitute peeing on my tuxedo and bed?

there's no multiplayer mario kart with real controllers on smartphones dummy. can these super powerful phones even run mario kart? fuck off

>there's no multiplayer mario kart with real controllers on smartphones dummy.
try reading again you illiterate nintendiaper
>theyll be more interested in playing the latest fad app that all their friends are playing, not nintendos kiddy shit with old graphics on a tablet thats less powerful than their phone

Using one of these as a shocking buttplug.....
Hmmmmmm....

Not every parent trusts small children with an expensive smartphone.

but what if they want to play mario kart idiot you don't have a clue what people want. they're not all you

why would they trust them with a $300 tablet and not a $300 phone? you make no sense.

there wont be a single kid who wants to play mario kart rehash with new "epic" dlc stages and amiibos. not happening . only people who will do this are manchildren.

nobody wants to play fucking mario kart you retard.

The only people that give a fuck about nintendo are fat autists and kids that are so tiny they don't know about phones and shit yet.

there's a world outside of Sup Forums where nobody gives a fuck about nintendo

you don't know

>complicated phone that the parent uses daily
>phone can access everything including porn
>kids might break something or mess with settings
>kids might make purchases (see stories of parents having to pay a shit ton for microtransactions)

Nah, it's better to get a dedicated system that's easy for kids to use that doesn't require supervision.

it doesn't shock shit you underage nintoddlers.
Voltage is too low

I see that you have experience with sticking car plugs into orifaces.

Tablets and smartphones aren't worth shit.
Cell carriers practically throw them at you when you walk in a store, hell you can get either for under $100 nowadays.

no I have a basic education

Source?
>and most started using before age 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEVERMIND