Looks like we are the TEAM FORTRESS™

>Looks like we are the TEAM FORTRESS™

holy fuck

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Miss Pauling ended up not getting with Scout right? Fuck this whole thing.

>"I guess (You) can say Life is...Strange™."
I should have known this game was shit the momentI saw that blue hair dyke.

She's a lesbian iirc

Why do cheesy namedrops always get me?

>Miss Pauling
>Saxton Hale
>The Heavy's Sister

wheres the engineer?

Who is the fat broad behind the heavy

Soldier's waifu and Heavy's sister

Wheres the quote and curly?

Heavy's sister, she's not fat, she's like all muscle.

But they're not Team Fortress! They're Team Fortress Two.

Team Fortress are these ugly mother fuckers.

She's a dyke bruh.
Not a horny loser bitch who goes college lez, or just bi/slutty and will fuck anything that pops her cork, or even the closet cockhound "IM SO GAY DONT MARGINALIZE ME!!" dykes who'll suck a guy off and beg for the pipe with their ass in the air if he's packing huge fucks well and can keep a secret

She's full on dyke.
Tracer dyke.
Queen Latifah dyke
Chick from Twilight dyke.

medic is holding him

I should be more mad but tf2 has been dropped for years.

So they really are Team Fortress Too

it's a TWD reference

goddammit

>This was truly... Sonic Adventure DX: Directors Cut

>Medic's section confirmed all the Heaven skits were real
>God actually wants to hang with Scout

does this make the medic a monkey's uncle?

aren't they all just RED team though?

>In the end... It really was a Metroid Fusion

>Grease Monkey

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Holy shit that was intense
Also Spy is Legit Scouts Dad wow

After all this time they were truly the STREET FIGHTER™

>not a cucking sense she's his sister but it's as close as possible

FREEDOMED

Naked Zarya when?

Only in the comics.
...Which I guess is relevant in this thread, but Valve has made no comment on her.

Sup Forums needs to be nuked.

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hol up
so you be sayin we iznt the best board??

My dick has yet to recover.

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Woah ho.

made me think

THICC
H
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Jesus Christ, Scout doesn't know what he missed out on.

So who's dead in this comic?

Zarya's hand. Spy's dignity. Tom Jones.

You mean tom is double dead.

Nobody as far as the main cast is concerned
Medic took all of their souls so they're unable to go onto the afterlife until he dies

why do Sup Forumstards think they're better than anyone else? Sup Forums is one of the most reddit boards ever.

Wait, if that's the case. What was that thing with scout and god, delusions?

no, that was actually God and Scout is the sex messiah

But we're not Sup Forums. Get back to posting cunny threads and bitching about TFA.

Nah, that was legit. God summoned Scout personally because he's his biggest fan.

fuck you for making me laugh

>still thinks baneposting is the pinnacle of humor in 2017
>calls anyone else reddit

That stance...

Guess medic gets back the soul when scout revives

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Please go back to tumblr/reddit. Whatever will get you to leave quicker.

you don't get to bring teammates

So are we getting to the endgame or what?

Why are his shins so short? Jesus.

Sniper is a lanky motherfucker, that's off-model enough to make him look like a midget.

>Demo's ramblings

It gets better every time.

Heavy's a big guy.

The plot has gone just bananas ever since the coup.

where's TFC Medic

Now that the two major villains are dead, I suppose so. How do you guys think the final boss will be: the Administrator, Darling or Gray's loli daughter?

my dick

We just don't know. Every other TFC merc has shown up.

He probably killed himself after twenty years of EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION.

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>TF2 used to be so good
>now its so bad

why do good things have to eventually be bad
why cant everything just be good for once

>>now its so bad
It's okay

t. pony fucker

>t.redditor

Incidentally, not once do they say that phrase. They come close but avoid it, every single time.

Game was good but I wasn't convinced anything was actually Max's fault. Also, yeah, the hipster bullshit almost killed me. I'm pleasantly surprised with how well they captured teenage angst and half-hearted sympathies ("Oh... I feel so bad for that fisherman [but I'm never gonna do anything more than say hi and take a flyer]).

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Makes more sense with context
There aren't just two mercany groups
Fortress is just the group(company?)'s name
>Team Vanguard
>Team Fortress
>Team ????

>Team ????

Team Overwatch....

Is that bane in the middle

no that's the pyro

you don't see those sick-ass flames on his shirt?

FIVE MINUTES.

SCREENCAP THIS POST HE'S GOING TO APPEAR IN THE FINAL COMIC

Because you're American, and bad taste runs in your eight generations of inbred genes.

Cant you really call it Team Fortress if there's no Pony bosses in the picture?

Here's what I don't get:

Redd and Blu Mann both had the shitty, old version of the immortality machine.

Both of them had no money, and were stupid, so there is no way that either of them had any Australium. Likewise, because their machines started to fail, we can safely assume that their machines were not powered by Australium.

Somehow, Grey Mann and The Announcer got Australium powered machines.

But, as the comic has shown, The Announcer has spent her whole life tracking down all of the Australium on earth to power her machine. So, where did Grey get the Australium to power his machine? Since presumably, he would need just as much as her. (Well, slightly less since he is younger).

Actually, another question. If both of them were so concerned about running out of Australium to power their machines, why didn't they just get versions of the old style machine that doesn't use it? It would have bought them both another 100 years.

>morphine administered.jpg

WHERE
IS
THE
ZHANNA
PORN

Why is the entire TF2 fanbase so butthurt at Overwatch.

>He is going to impregnate me, brother!

Nowhere, and life is suffering because of it.

Now that's a radio station I never thought I'd see referenced on an anonymous Tibetan sock-puppet forum. Nice

>game designed for Redditors has Reddit comics
Wow.

Why the fuck is this titan wearing business casual?

>>game designed for Redditors has Reddit comics
Nice projections Blizzard.

>post spouting reddit has reddit spacing

Wow

God put him back on earth for expressly that purpose tho

Are you having fun trying to post in all these threads at once, TF2-Reddit-user-kun?

Ah yes, Redditors fighting over the two official videogames of Reddit.

Hey Overcucks, are you here?

in the last thread
don't ask

TF3 announcement when

Secret

It's been hinted that Helen had lived longer than Grey Mann, if only by 50 years. It's possible that Grey had stumbled upon Australium where Helen had not. Since Australium is used by the aussies a lot, they must have been in short supply

Why are you all so butthurt at Overwatch.

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