How the fuck did his team make it past Lance?

How the fuck did his team make it past Lance?

Read your own filename faggot

Critical hit exploit, just like you.

Just out muscled him and kept using hyper potions. Lance is really a pushover.

How come nobody questions the ethics of 10 year olds having more power at their command than ESPers, former military, and national crime bosses?

Plot gameplay segregration. His shit team was mainly due to programming bugs. His team in the remake is much better.

His gyarados ice beamed lance into the floor.

because originally it was a dojo type rip off.

Master the arts and shit but guns and armies would still wreck your shit.

Also gen 1 were not world destroyingly powerful.

...

When did the power creep happen?

In the worst generation, Gen 3. Literally went downhill from there.

RNG

Using potions is cheating though

Revives and Full Restores
Niggas loaded

gen 3 started they whole destroy the world thing.

Whatever Faggot

Wasn't Mewtwo going to do something similar?

Gen 2 already had beasts that controlled the weather.

Heck, even Gen 1 had mew and mewtwo.

Mew and Mewtwo didn't want to do shit. Mewtwo just didn't want to be around people so it hid in a cave.

What's so wrong with Gen 3?

Reshaping the world doesn't destroy it

nah, Mewtwo just destroyed a research lab and was otherwise sour- chilled in isolation in a cave just outside cerulean city.

Alakazam was really fucking strong in Gen 1.

That´s not the point, the point that even in Gen 1 there were already some pokemon with high destructive power.

No he just hid out in a cave after being created.

later games and anime bulked him up to be a bigger deal than he was.

gen 2 was all about the legends.

Gen 3 started the use world destroying legendary pokemon ____ to ____ and subsequently fuck over the world.

I think this franchise did the power scalation too fast, after Gen 4 it feels pointless, like, we have pokemon that are the embodiments of time, space, and the creator of the universe, how can you go higher than that?

The legendaries from BW/BW2/XY/SM feel like nothing after Arceus, Palkia, Dialga and Giratina.

Literally gen 1, read the Dex entries. That's why people don't start shit with you, you beat their ass with your superpowered monsters.

>Gen 3 is when people started using legendary pokemon to destroy the world

Did yall niggas forget about the POKEMON WAR referenced in Red/Blue? It's clear that pokemon already had high destructive power and some sort of treaty stopped that.

Arceus never officially had an event. Palkia might be a big deal, but time isn't even a real thing. It's just a human concept.

At least they blew their load with gen 4 so now legendaries can go back to being normal again.

How the fuck did Kukui not wreck all of Lances hacked Dragonites with his A-Ninetales?

4X weakness to ice you dolt

because he's shit at video games

Yeah, so how did he lose to Lance despite having such a massive advantage

>Mewtwo didn't want to be around people so he hid in a cave
>Some faggot comes in and beats the shit out of him and for some reason he stays in the pokeball

Japanese intellectuals

>TFW no custom ROM hacks of Ruby or Sapphire that are sequels, being that one team won either adding more land or more water.

What bothers me about new legendaries, is that they seem to have no purpose or explanation, like, why are Xerneas and Yvetal so special? what made then that way?

I am not saying each legendary has the be the god of something, but even the three legenday beasts had a (albeit simple) origin story.

>"won"
>when they very obviously couldn't control their respective box legend

It's because Kalos is completely fucked in terms of lore. Even SM had lore for its legends.

the pokeball makes them automatically become subservient to you

>they couldn't control their legendary using advanced technology and mystical objects

>Brandon or May can control them with a normal fucking pokeball

Source

they control them because le power of l r friendship.

>implying it wouldn't make for a dank story with the opposite team being the "good" guys

You'd have to stop Team Aqua from summoning Kyogre if your playing the version where Groundon added more land.

Add the idea that Rayquaza was defeated at some point between RS and the sequel and you'd have to use the 3 Regis to get Regigias to stop the beast.

catching any pokemon that can fuck up a 10 year old

Honestly, that's a terrifying universe and I've never been able to get past that. The average field mouse can and will take you out. Thank god you have some other freak of nature creature to try killing it with because god knows a gun won't do anything to half these creatures- 5 foot-tall bees, for god's sake! Ducks than can turn you inside out if they feel like it! Fucking goldfish that can, at the drop of a hat, turn into massive sea serpents capable of frying your ass with super-concentrated solar radiation fired from their mouths!

You control them because you have the right orb in your inventory. In addition, Poke Balls canonically nerf the power of a Pokemon so the ones that fuck up the planet aren't as powerful. Cyrus specifically mentions this when he says that he's using the red chain to summon and control Dialga/Palkia.

By using Blizzard with his Blastoise.

And of fucking course his starter is Blastoise, he's named after the game with Blastoise on the cover for fucks sake.

Kukui's team wasn't nearly as good. Also bear in mind that all he says is that he fought Lance, he didn't say when. Remember that this is Lance's last team not counting facilities and this would be 7ish years ago in universe. He could very easily have one of those be a mega.

>Lance with Mega Salamance

Wew lad

>Pokemon Green
>Venusaur on the cover

What?

Better yet.

>Lance likes using illegal moves.
>DD Mega Garchomp as the destroyer of worlds.

Although GF would only give such a monster to Cynthia.

>Pokemon Yellow
>Raichu isn't on the cover

>Pokemon Sun
>Pokemon on the cover is weak to fire

And the birds

>What's so wrong with Gen 3?
Everything

gen 3 literally killed pokemon.

It doesn't matter one bit what his Japanese name is.

Gen 3 saved pokemon