Be United Kingdonian

>Be United Kingdonian
>Go into store
>can't buy videogames without showing ID
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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Isn't that fair?

The store doesn't want parents to bother them so they ask to show id so that the parent's can't blame them.

its pretty dumb considering anyone can go to the internet and buy or pirate PG18 games anyway
you can't go to jail in UK for pirating yet right?

>Be German
>buy videogame
>Every enemy NPC is now a robot
>Any human NPC left doesn't bleed
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>its pretty dumb considering anyone can go to the internet and buy or pirate PG18 games anyway
You would never have to show ID when you order online. Parent's can't blame them either really.
>you can't go to jail in UK for pirating yet right?
Don't live there.
Id imagine you could be fined like the rest of the world.

Friend of mine had his PCs taken away due to being accused of "hacking" a school, they told him they don't give a shit about pirated stuff since everyone has it.

Why does the g*rman version of the general have one less star?

>be american
>get shot

>be British
>get shanked by a fellow muslim
>arrested for not showing acceptance to their culture

>be europoor
>get bombed

...

Reasonable. Just look at how the common amerifat turns out.

>can't buy videogames without showing ID
that would only be for 18 rated games, no?

>be amerifat
>mugger with a gun shoots me
>die

>be European
>mugger with a knife jumps me
>disarm him and knock him out
>pull out my chocolate egg
>"haha americans cant own this"
>watch amerifat in above example die with my super vision

I get carded for M rated video games more often than I get carded for Ammo (pretty much never) or alcohol here in burgerland.

>be american
>go to the movies
>get shot
>go to church
>get shot
>run in a marathon
>get blown up
>go to school
>get shot

>disarm him and knock him out

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>be european
>go to the movies
>get run over by a truck
>go to mosque
>get run over by a truck
>run in a marathon
>get run over by a truck
>go to school
>get run over by a truck

excellent post
that's just weak man
yes
i discovered it in my trip to Wales

>get shot

>british
>euro
What happened to brexit?

>get run over by a truck
That's an euro thing. Stop appropriating our culture you shitlord.

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....People still go to store instead of just ordering shit online?

Because robots only earn about 75% of what a male makes.

>be American
>get Drumpf'd

they pussied out
if they leave the union they can't even send the inmigrants they hate so much to other european countries and they dont get rid of the illegal ones anyway

Feels good man

...

Canada doesn't have that kind of violence yet, but I still feel your pain.

manuals that come with the box can be pretty neat in some games
fuck the games that only come with a small panflet

>be american
>get shot

>be Russian
>mugger with a gun jump me
>unload my family's antique AK
>drink vodka
>dies of alcohol poisoning

>be european
>have national pride
>get detained

What, are ratings just guidelines in America?

Yeah they have no legal standing. Companies could probably drop em if they wanted.

>be spaniard
>wave national flag
>be attacked for fascism and sent to jail
true story

>be eurofag
>get flooded with muslims

Which... you can also just order online along with the game instead of being jewed by shit big stores like Gamestop, GAME or whatever is in your country.

>be proud British fellow
>weather is nice and cool

>be American
>gets hot

>join french server
>get run over by truck
>start a vote to kick the griefer
>vote fails and I get kicked instead

>he doesnt enjoy the heat
enjoy never seeing the sun

in most of europe
i never went out of my way to buy just the manual of a game
but when i used to buy physical i was pleasently surprised when they actually brought good manuals and nice panflets
San Andreas, FX Interactive games, etc

>every time I go to gamestop with mom as a kid I have to go out to the parking lot and drag her in with me to show them her id
>once I was like 15 I could buy whatever I wanted with no questions asked
>the few times they've tried to get me to show my ID I've said "I don't think so, I'll buy it online instead" and left with nothing
Hope it doesn't happen when I go to pick up RE7.

>Work at gas station
>Young hipster faggots walk up to counter
>YEAH COOL, GIVE ME A PACK OF CAMEL SILVERS WITH THE 75 CENTS OFF
>Just doing my job
>"You got an ID on you?"
>"WTF LOL, IM ALMOST 20 YEARS OLD DUDE?! CAN'T YOU TELL MY PROGRESSIVE STYLE OF CLOTHING AND MY CHOICE OF "SQUARES" BRO?
> "Yeah, no ID no cigs"
>"OMG YOU'RE NOT GONNA BREAK THE LAW AT YOUR OWN JOB AND SELL ME CIGARETTESS WHEN YOU HAVE THE TOTAL RIGHT TO CARD ME?!?!? FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE"
>mfw op is a faggot and looks like a manchild and got carded when buying an T rated game, and since he's a baby faced cunt, and didn't have an ID cause he can't afford one, got turned down like the nigger he is

I remember when I was like 11-12, I tried to buy Fighting Force on Playstation which I think was a 15? I ended up nearly in tears and getting my dad to buy it for me, kek. Anyway my point is the dude in EB Games was right to stop me from buying it, but really it's pointless because parents are mostly oblivious.

you fucking mad you couldn't buy your yearly cod game, kid?

>be britbongistanian
>come home after long day of work
>find me house broken in to
>walk in on a gang of muslim chaps around the neighbourhood forcibly having a go at me mum and sister
>scare the polite gents off with a cricket bat
>call the police to make a report
>they arrive 4 hours later
>get whisked off to the pound for offending muslim cultural sensibilities
>God Bless the Queen

I wish it was hot.

Fuck snow.

Where is it snowing? North East here, people have been saying it's going to snow tomorrow but it doesn't seem like it will.

>i never went out of my way to buy just the manual of a game
You don't exactly have to as long as you order a game new.

But reading the many experiences (and having them myself) of going to stores and buying physical games, they just give you a fucking CD/cartridge in an envelope and just that and if anything you HAVE to make a big deal out of it just to get a game's case, manual and etc.

But to be fair those reading experiences are from FUCKING GAMESTOP threads but those are well enough examples for to order online instead of dealing with obnoxious stores. Local stores are probably less of a pain but that's a minority that bigger stores like Gamestop or GAME are killing.

Yeah, i've had to make a scene about it before. Gametop switches the case you take to the
counter with an envelope or generic case regularly. I prefer to own games complete. The pieces of shit don't even take any money off.

Washington state.

Been snowing since Saturday.

>be british
>go to game store
>show ID
>show video game licence
>walk home
>got harassed by muslims
>robbed 3 times but its okay because its their culture
>get stopped by police
>"oi wot in the billybong is this? 'ave you got your walkin loicence?"
>left walking licence at home
>arrested for violating the Queen's Police
>sent to gaol for 50 years for added racism charges because you looked at a muslim incorrectly


Man, I like how the literal prison colony of the britbongs is the greatest part of the empire.

and we're full

More real than you know.

Yeah but we can legally drink at 18

>get run over by a truck
You wouldn't happen to be a racist would you?