42 H O U R S poorfags crying over 300$ edition

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>42 hours
>Jan 12 is in 13 hours
???

>inb4 $350

>2017
>still caring about Nintendo

Enjoy your 3 games.

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All I want is to hear more butthurt sonyniggers

Don't worry, I will. :^)

According to the latest leaks from nigga OBE1

>Nintendo will have free online...at launch

>Netflix, Hulu, etc won't be coming to Switch at launch

Thoughts?

The stream is in 42 hours. It's only Jan 12 in the US. 11:00 PM EST

rate

Yeah guess what niggers, I'll set my alarm to 4:45 am just to shitpost on Sup Forums how hard nintendo has won and go to work two hours later

>multiple lines have impossible bingos
7/10

>free online
great
>no netflix, hulu etc..
who cares

All I want is apps. Give me an app store, or I'm not interested.

Who's with me?

Indifference? Everyone already has 50 netflix machines.

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

fake and gay

i'll take a 7

Is anyone else really happy to be a Son of Sony right now? I've never felt so secure in my decision to choose the superior console than I feel right now.

In 42 hours this board is going to explode and I can't WAIT to dance in the flames and swim in the tears.

not before i take your 8

Like for what? Shit isn't a phone.

>free online
>at launch

Makes it sound like they're changing that policy later on.

And a number 9 large

>>Nintendo will have free online
Good.
>>...at launch
Bad.
>>Netflix, Hulu, etc won't be coming to Switch at launch
Who the fuck cares? If I want to watch Hulu then I'll stream on my computer or something.

This is going to be pretty funny XD

>Who's with me?

Sweet jesus only 41 hours to go? I'm literally giddy with excitement at how massive a shitstorm this going to create.

a number 6 w/ extra dip

That's what he implied, paid online is coming.

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Accessing the eshop is an online feature. None of the launch titles will have online multiplayer. They will start charging after smash or splatoon gets ported and introduce an account system. Then they will allow access to streaming services if you've subscribed to their online account system.

screencap this

>Like for what? Shit isn't a phone.
No, it's a tablet. And it needs to have feature parity with iPad, if they want to market it to normal people.

Nintendo games are not everything. Especially not in 2017.

Sounds likely.

But also very uninteresting.

>None of the launch titles will have online multiplayer.

Why would I screen cap this drivel?

Sounds more like "we got our shit together and our online services will work at launch".

It's not a tablet.

It doesn't need anything that makes it similar to iPad.

Are they going show games?
Please respond

literally what would make you think otherwise?

>It's not a tablet.
Yes. Yes, it is. The whole point of Switch is to compete with mobile devices.

Kids aren't asking for Nintendo devices anymore. They're asking for iPads. Nintendo needs to target the iPad audience to be successful.

>paid online is coming.

Eh. I don't believe it.

Not for Nintendo's own titles at least.

At most they will allow people like EA, Activition Ubisoft to charge individual online fees.

I thought it would be just the console.
I have low expectations which can easily be blown away.

Don't respond to le tablet maymay please. It's extremely boring to read.

But none of that makes it a tablet.

It's not a tablet.

It doesn't have to be anything like iPad.

>Enjoy your 3 games.
Still two games more than PS4 has.

Alright, I'll stop after his next reply.

They have to announce shit since they're having a public playable exhibition literally the next day.

Safe strategy.

But I think it'd be weird with the presentation running for a full hour if they didn't actually show games. Two months from release as well.

Why stop at $350

It comes out in 2 months. Of course they'll show games.

>Enjoy your 3 games.
I know this is shitposting but even with Splatoon, DQ, Mario, Zelda and Pokemon it's 5 by the confirmed games.

Pls be 250, im poor as shit

>when the cover of the game spoils the killer

In fact, I bet they'll just show games and then information about the hardware will trickle out all the way up to release, with every new mention getting peoples panties in a bunch

>These tech nerds look at how many teraflunks and floppitygooks THIS bullshit runs at
>NINTENDO BTFO HUHUHUHUAHAUHAHAHUHH

It's like longest week in my life.

But user, you're not allowed to be interested in all major games.

On PlayStation you can brag about lots of exclusives and then proceed to only buying FIFA and other multiplats.

What is it with ameritards and their hideous 3D renders on game covers?

Dude chill. It's not release week.
Not that I'll buy on launch but still.

>I know this is shitposting but even with Splatoon, DQ, Mario, Zelda and Pokemon it's 5 by the confirmed games.
LMAO typical nintendokiddy getting excited over rehashes

woow

3D looks cool and expensive, and they want characters on the box, no matter how bad it will have to look.

What if they bring out a new Rogue Squadron? It's the perfect time for it.

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>moving the goal posts

Ain't the dev dead and Lucas is an asshole about the property ?

>It comes out in 2 months.
Nice meme.

>1 day till new monolith soft game

Who gives a shit. I'm not even that guy.

Europe > Japan > NA

I thought Disney owned everything and EA had the sole right for Star Wars games these days?

Disney is an asshole about the property.

doesn't explain "why". and as a german, robots with green blood are over and have been for 15 years

>get called out on idiocy
>who gives a shit.

Indeed.

>for some reason it's a Yoshi game with crucifixes

It's still funny though.

>tfw thought it was tomorrow

You didn't even respond to a legit argument there mate. You're just spouting memes trying to avoid an actual response because you know that it's 100% true and you're just a typical nintendog who likes rehashes and getting your anus penetrated by japanese.

Where I live, it IS tomorrow.

It is
nintendo.com/switch/

what anime is this from

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Keep going, keep going.

>42 H O U R S

>that text
Remember when Google didn't actively attempt to thwart you finding out where things are from?

>actually have a job
>the thing could be $1000 and it wouldn't matter

ah, the room, featuring tommy wiseau, thanks man

I TOOK 2 DAYS OFF FOR THIS PLEASE NINTENDO

>he thinks people personally care about the price
>not because it will determine the success of the console
wew

not proving to be very helpful

Kokkuri-san.

I've been feeling the same way, I wouldnt even mind a Sony-style "599 US DOLLARS" situation

That said, please keep Jack in /ck/

thank you

well google's not wrong

You need help.

China's boxart should be the Starcraft 10 given their habit of giving bootleg copies false names which don't even describe the game you are about to play

5 am presentation starts, night shift ends 6 am, so why not

>please keep Jack in /ck/
just try to stop me!

I don't know, man. It depends on the games.
There's very little I care about when it comes to first party, with the exception of Punch-Out!!, Splatoon and Sin & Punishment, but if there's some kinda banger 3rd party exclusive, I might pick it up.

While I'm optimistic that it might see the same legacy of quality games like they've had on their other handhelds for years, I'm not sure if devs will jump ship if it doesn't become a success.

So wait and see, I guess...

If its anything over $250, I'm going to buy a new tv and maybe some new headphones...use my money for a better purpose because Nintendo wont see a dime from me if it's 300 or over. Hell, you have to pretty much buy the pro controller for 50 bucks. I have money, I'm just not going to pay 350 dollars for an unproven mario machine.

>Nintendo will have free online...at launch
>at launch

Incredible!

what's up with this guy and undercooked food? seriously

I saw a video of him talking about pizza and he would complain about everything, called the costco pizza burnt when it was perfectly fine