Pretend i'm a girl on steam

>pretend i'm a girl on steam
>get showered with gifts

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>pretend I'm a jew
>get showered with gas

>be a girl on steam
>don't get gifts

how do you meet these guys
i used to e-whore with a program that let me dictate that a camwhore did, i.e wave when they say wave or smile, remove a piece of clothing, stand up, etc and it was all on a loop. i uesd to make bank going on dating sites and adult chat rooms and offering $5 cam shows, then taking videos of them jacking off and blackmailing them with it later.
one time i had a guy ask me if it was okay if he harmed himself and i said it'd cost extra, then he started slicing his shaft with a steak knife and shoving tooth picks in his peehole before cumming and eating it. i took a video and told him if he didn't send me $200 i'd send the video to his entire facebook friends list. he complied and sent me the money and i sent it to his whole friends list anyway. good times.

so how do you meet these pathetic losers on steam i could use some free games

>pretend I'm a girl on steam
>pretend I'm only doing it for the gifts
>end up realizing that I'm actually a girl

have a high voice and a girl avatar and talk in a multiplayer match. Act like a grrl gamurr specifically.

>pretend I'm a girl on steam
>pretend I'm a girl in game
>pretend I'm a girl in life
>want to be a pretty girl irl

DELET THIS

So...this...is...the power...of the PC...Masterrace...

Maybe it's because you have a penis?

It's the opposite, dickweed.

that's irrelevant isn't it? they don't know that

nice blogpost

that happened

Londra!?

I got myself some good friends over the years. We share our libraries and gift ourselves games every now and then.
You are fucking pathetic and should an hero

>tfw too intelligent for boys' clothing

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>be girl on steam
>never get anything free
what am I doing wrong?

>pretend I'm a girl irl
>get showered with praise

How do you get your legs so smooth?

>VAC ban

You may not realize it but by pretending to be a girl you are gay

shave and moisturize ^w^

Sammy is that you?

Post boi pucci on Sup Forums pls

>pretend i'm a girl irl
>never get anything ever

Sammy Love

im flattered at this attention honestly

if only it equated to adds on steam, though.

You two aren't playing the game right. You have to be flirty and shit. make them think they have a chance at your sweet virgin pussy.

You're the reason we can't have nice things

This.
Also no matter what. Never pitty fuck anyone.
They will think you actually like them.

>pretend I'm a girl
oh yeah bro, it's just as a joke, haha, I'm only doing it for the free gifts, haha, I don't actually enjoy pretending to be a girl or anything

>Pretend I'm a spider on Sup Forums
>Get showered in lips

Haha look at me inserting things into my ass it's just pretending haha

What do you mean? Sure sometimes I jack of thinking about being cite girl fucked by handsome guy, but I'm doing it ironically

>pretend to be a girl on Sup Forums
>I'm actually not pretending

Yep it's just a joke

>Sup Forums has gotten to prison tier desperation looking for sex

Looking for the prettiest boy in a sea of sausages

the only girls on steam who get free games are flirty gold diggers with no real friends

>not showing toes

What the fuck are you doing?

>Pence is going to have all of you faggots gased.
finally, order will be restored

Mike "electric fence" pence will end gays!

source please

>not jacking off to the thought of being railed by a gang of faceless old men
Faggot

but trump loves the gays. and local hyperfaggot milo is a conservative icon

I purposefully didnt put them in the frame to trigger footfags! >:3

>succ

>girl adds me on steam
>i don't give her free things

Finally someone speaks to Sup Forums's roots of family values and strong Christian morals!

>pretend to have a big dick
>it's actually average

>tfw using my gf to get free things in games

>not Mike 'turning fruits into vegetables' Pence

>trump having power over pence

>VAC
Whore

Are you sure they're not just really ugly?

>mfw using my sister to speak with others as a mean to get free shit

>Steam boyfriends find out you're a guy

Haha it's just a joke.

i wouldnt be able to tell since i dont have a foot fetish

Source pls im beg

>I have no sense of aesthetic for everything non sexual
Subhuman-tier

Sorry

>try to hit on guy on steam
>they're all gay
>everyone is gay

>she doesn't have a penis
Lmao @ ur life

Girls don't know what guys want.

>i-if you don't accept my repugnant ideals you're w-wrong, right guys?

the thing is I do

>tfw want to be a steam cuck for some cute girl but have no money

>be a girl on Sup Forums
>pretend to be a different girl
>get showered with thick loads of cum

Not that user but here you go senpai!

It's Mahou Shoujo Site - chapter 23

mangafox.me/manga/mahou_shoujo_site/c023/4.html

L O N D O N
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All the girls here are either lesbian, ugly, or have a dick.

is the dick really that bad, I mean it's pretty easy to ignore

Looks like SOMEBODY has been watching Black Mirror.

t. Ugly person

>not porn
Thanks anyway.

I wish I had a penis

it's pretty bad son.

t. foot fetish degenerate

You can have this
*unzips videogame*

whyyy tho

Some people get off on being a sugar daddy, I did something like this years ago. The guy found out I wasnt actually female and it turned out he didnt care and kept buying me shit as long as I kept up the act. He never wanted any rl contact.

Would you be ok with a guy asking you if you want stuff when he is obviously jerking off from you responses? If so go for it, not hard to find guys into it.

nah I'm not really into that, I'd prefer he just jerk off to me no gifts involved

it did happen faggots
obviously nsfw link, its one of the dudes who i blackmailed
i.imgur.com/9S1Mz.png

np, you could try the other one I found if you like.

Not that user but here you go.

Nekama CirCra chan 2 | Cross Play CirCra chan 2
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Enjoy!

Sweet I'm hard now

...

>not acting like a begging whore
Dropped.

post pics for tributes

hey guys ;)

>pretend to be a girl by taking HRT
>pretend to find partner who loves and accepts me
>pretend to live fulfilling life
>on deathbed...
TROLL'D I WAS ONLY PRETENDING

If youre gonna be a whore why not just do it for gay guys?

>follow someone on twitter through mutual friend
>they keep posting about random shit and occasionally mention they're a girl, w/e
>eventually they say something about starting hrt when they're 22
then I unfollowed them

you are a bad human

kill yourself

kys sjw cuck

Are you trans?

>one time i had a guy ask me if it was okay if he harmed himself and i said it'd cost extra, then he started slicing his shaft with a steak knife and shoving tooth picks in his peehole before cumming and eating it. i took a video and told him if he didn't send me $200 i'd send the video to his entire facebook friends list. he complied and sent me the money and i sent it to his whole friends list anyway. good times.
dude, nice

nope

I'm going to be a girl instead.