"It's my house and it's my console, so I get to use the good controller."

>"It's my house and it's my console, so I get to use the good controller."
>"I'm the guest, so I get to use the good controller."

when the fuck do *I* get to use the good controller?

When you stop being a baby back bitch

nut up and tell them to bring their controller you literal child

when you don't have guests

learn to love the hermit life, op

>lose rotates out
>2 players end up getting really good while the rest of us get 1 round of being curbstomped

literally why

When you surpass me at bullshitting cunts, you BigBen controller using slut.
Cheer up, maybe the Turbo button will help you.

>not maintaining your controllers so they're all some degree of good

no amount of maintenance will turn my turbo madcatz wwe controller into a dualshock

maintenance is irrelevant

when you stop letting people walk all over you you fucking cuck

>being a cunt to your guests and your hosts
I bet you wonder why you're lonely.

>being a beta cuck
yet you're still as lonely as I am

>not having a matching set of controllers

>not bringing your own controller


That's why you are a beta male who never fuck bitches. look at this bad boy and try keeping your panties dry.

>being spoiled

>using controllers
>not soldering a custom wire straight from your brain into the console

>he doesn't bring his own controller

>hey user I'm going to invite you over and play the one game I spend all my time autistically practicing on and then act all smug when I win all the time

fuck that kid

>hey user wanna come over? i just got this new video game!
>get over
>it's single player
>its his new game so he doesn't want to take turns

When you stop having a shitty controller, get two good ones.

bring your own, my controllers are my controllers