What multiplayer games are still fun if i suck?

what multiplayer games are still fun if i suck?

gay sex

Mariokart rewards you if you suck.

I'd suck her tits if you know what I mean

Move or Die

go play moba's. u'll fit right in. just mute everyone and you'll be fine. fun for everyone.

i don't follow

if you suck, you should keep sucking

mario party

u'll understand once u hit puberty, kid

They're so big... Wow... Amazing... I'm cumming... Ikkuuuuuuuuuuu...

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak womanhood looks like.

Overwatch.

Some characters are hard to master but it won't take you long to figure out which ones are piss-babby-retard easy.

smash bros series.

But you can't even see her hips and thighs.

That only applies if he's playing against people who suck too.

lol what are you, gay?

Overwatch is designed so that noskills can experience the joy of success every once in a while

Smash bros
Mario Kart
TF2 sorta

I dunno anything else

>Tfw paid 300 for an 8/10 hooker and straight up came while sucking on her tits

Shoulda asked for my money back

>massive mammaries
>face like a smashed crab
Jesus fucking Christ is it really so hard to find some nice huge tits on a girl that isn't fat or fugly

how does a girl get boobs that big?

It's just nature, user. Girls with big tits are shitty in every other category because they can get by with just their tits. It's similar to how scorpions with big stingers have shittier venom than scorpions with small stingers.

Considering that huge breasts are mostly fat, yes it is

Nice face versus big tits. Cave men choose tits for fertility and feeding their children. Shit still happens now. Women have big tits for compensation of their cave men fathers ugly faces. e.g. niggers.

lol this guy

I dunno why but I find chicks with kinda ugly faces and massive tits pretty cute

Because they look more approachable than sluts with 30 layers of makeup on that took them literally two hours to apply.

No I'm not saying she doesn't have makeup on, you can clearly see it.

i thought i was the only one

T H I C C goddess

looks like shes making a dumb face anyways

T H I C C

Kek this is why I don't want to hire one
>cum in 36 seconds
>welp that was $200 well spent

Rocket League.

have her tie your balls, makes you last longer

>niggers will tell you ass>tits
You have to go back

don't you pay on a per hour basis or something?

what a stupid thing to say

Boobies are better than hineys, anybody who says otherwise is a pee pee sucker

The Last of Us online. You can play a pure healer. Shit is pretty dope