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how many dicks has she sucked?

0 she's(male) pure

37

just mine

micro peens don't count

in a row?

at once, user

what a character

she's sucked 37 dicks!?

>being that shit
lmfao

>someone picks her in competitive

She just helped me get the path is closed trophy

Thank you based Sombra

How many autisms must you have to say BOOP seriously?

Is it canon?

You have to go back.

Isn't she from Cuba?

Nope.

>implying

Always pick her, or Hanzo.

wow you suck

you know hacking takes bastion out of turret mode right?

KEK

C U C K

She mentions Cuba a lot

Captcha : cast Mexico

Don"t worry, she's actually getting buff's now. Her hacking cooldown is currently set to 8s in PTR. She's going to be able to hack the entire team soon.

>teammates try to take on full-health enemies head-on with Sombra

So what fucking role was she supposed to fill? Is there a single viable "support" character in OW that doesn't heal? I heard Symmetra was good now but only because she can do nuts damage up close, which ain't really support.

I can't believe it. My main's sucked 37 dicks.

I pick Sombra and never switch on competitive because I like the attention.

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That ads needs some applause

why is this so fucking hot?

Why is she so pretty?

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the point is that her dps is terrible, not that she didn't utilize her abilities
for a chick with an uzi, that shit does such a pitiful amount of damage that it's laughable

I pick Sombra in comp because I'm stuck in low Gold, where the comp is made up and your pick doesn't matter because you keep feeding the point 1 or 2 v 6. Goddamn do people get upset when you aren't picking the pro meta.

her selling point isnt damage you fucking retard its cc amd area denial. so yes if you play her wrong like the webm youll get fucked.

I want to impregnate Sombra via mating press.

>ass screen
youtube.com/watch?v=W_HlDDPCarA

>Use blackmail to force her to fuck you
>Use photos of forementioned fucking as blackmail for even heavier favors
>Win

>implying she isn't the one who does the blackmail to gain sexual favors

In a row?

listening to your fanbase was a mistake

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Shes offensive. Her dps should have been good enough to kill bastion considering she was getting double damage off the headshots. Keep your shitter opinions to yourself

what did it replace?

u might wanna clarify

0.8 seconds

8 seconds would be hilarious

>Shes offensive
So your one of those retard who think offense = damage. Shes offeisnve because she dives behind enemy lines bringing down shields and taking their med packs while maybe killing low hp heros she can see thanks to her passive. Quit being a fucking retarded shitter and learn how to play her properly or kill yourself your choice. Blizzard all ready said they aren't going to buff her damage because it would be another Ana Situation

Can't wait for this to flop as an e sports because Blizzard thinks Hallway shooting is fun and the class balance is pathetic.

BIG

MEXICAN

THIGHS

You do realize bastion has the most hp of any dps character in the game with armor on top of it right? Sombra was in the wrong in the webm and got punished for it.

Bastion also has Armor, Sombra gets fucked by Armor more than any other character in the game.

t.silver player

Nothing, it was just added instead of replacing one.

I have an immense amount of fun being Sombra. I just hacking health packs, throwing down a teleporter and then spending 15 seconds looking for any low health bobos I can cut down. Also its more helpful to learn her spray pattern instead of just holding down the shoot button

Best OW girl.

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>learn spray pattern
This isn't CS:GO.

>Sombra will never boop your dick
Why live

>Sombra will never BOOP your dick

I want to give her cummies in her tummy!!!

>sombra will never hack your dick
it's not fair

>Blizzard all ready said they aren't going to buff her damage because it would be another Ana Situation
Then they should buff her hacking, reduce cast time more, allow hack to interrupt some ults (like soldier, or reaper)

Hacking has reduced cooldown in PTR supposedly

They all ready have started to do that on ptr

nice

Why is her forehead so big

Can we stop picking her in Total Mayhem? She ruins the point of the mode and makes it anti-fun

I want to lick caramel off Sombra's thighs

>ywn cum inside Sombra
Why live?

CONGRATULATIONS

There's a video of that but she's using the Azucar skin.

They should make hacking a lot more interesting than just interrupting some things and completely ignoring others. Get creative.

Hack Soldier mid-ult and it starts targeting and harming teammates. Hack a player during a Mercy rez and the gold color changes to a purple with one of those failing VHS static effects, cancels the rez. Hack Symmetra's shield gen and it actively drains shields for a few seconds.

Bros, I'm conflicted.
I used to fucking hate beaners.
After seeing Sombra, I don't know if I can hate them anymore.

What do? What if she gets mad at me? I'm scared Sup Forumsros.

>letting a fictional character influence your thoughts
Cuck

"Spicy latina" has been a fetish for as long as latinas have existed.

>Letting memes influence your understanding of words
kek

>implying this wans't irony
Come on user let's all shitpost together

I am not being in the mood for booping.

Yeah, spicy latina can be a fun fetish but that appeal wears off quick when you go to high school and find out most of them are crazy, overweight, pregnant, or any combination of the 3. And then once they hit 40, they turn pear shape.

Still, they make damn good food.

You haven;'t lived until you've had sex with a latina girl, their hip movements are amazing. White girls can do it like that and black girls like to bounce more. Latina girls. By god just something about how they rotate in and grind it feels amazing.

you're dumb for 2 reasons

1: you're implying this very same bastion would allow a sombra a full second to hack him when all it would take is one bullet to stop it.

2: also implying a bastion in recon mode wouldn't wreck Sombra anyway.

Maybe this is why blizzard buffed her hack to be .2 seconds faster