Worst Mario power-up?

Worst Mario power-up?

I like it

haha mario can't move

human sized cock ring?

Frog Suit. Water levels are shit, not platforming, and should have been removed after people didn't give a shit about the water levels in Super Mario Bros. 1.

imagine is he was permanently tangled up forever and it was impossible for him to free

just for laughs though

foreverially tied up.png

this remind me of some really weird pasta
something about being forever tied up

maybe you came upon mario like that and as a prank you started tickling his bare feet but like as a joke though

>foreverly tied up
Fixed that for ya

does that mean the frog suit is a good thing though? it makes those shitty levels bearable

Honestly this was my favourite power up in the game. It's fun as fuck when you get the hang of it.

delitized

>foreverially tied up, delitized with ham and cheese tongue and loving it
Fixed that for you

Thank you my friend.

For the sake of newfags, this is what everyone is referencing.

What pushes a man to do shit like this?

Frog Suit is actually rather handy in airship stages. You can easily jump over some of those gaps with one.

I think the propeller hat introduced in NSMB is awful trash.

since when do they have a metal rape tentacle power up?

oh god, its been too long

Severe autism

If I take off the rope will he die

Autism.

Is he still doing these, or is it some copy cat?

to this day, I never figured out what "delitized" means

>google delitize
>not a real word, only these meme shows up
I've always wondered how can he came up with such real sounding words.

the star.

the duration is too short to enjoy it and feel powerful. a cocktease at best

Just combine deli (like deli food) with "itized" and it implies the process of being turned into deli food.

For years I thought it said "de-lit-it-ized" instead of "deli-tized."

>literalty a machine
>like a machine
which one is it?

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foreverial tied up and loving it

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Holy fuck I always thought it was 'delight'-ized
Deli-tized makes more sense though

8/10, not enough emphasis on permanent character of his situation.

Are we really doing this

huh

thanks user

>not busting out the frog suit on ice levels
Pleb.

Schizophrenia or trolling.

It will be extremely painful

Foreverially tied up ham cream cheese bologna tongue MARIO and loving it

>this delitized shit again
Fucking hell I thought we contained it

Nigger-ball by far.

>can't hand-stand
>fucks mouse pussy
>is green

FUCK THE NIGGER-BALL.

Why contain it?

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Fuck off I don't want to remember this shit again.

I have to admit the jc denton one makes me laugh tho.

i always wanted to see what the text was in the background

>it's a licensing agreement
What the fuck? Why?