METROID ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW

OBE1 JUST ANNOUNCED THAT A METROID GAME IS BEING MADE FOR THE SWITCH

NOT BY RETRO!!! (thankfully)

youtube.com/watch?v=A5eRn1-Uaac

shut the fuck up

Nobody fucking cares.

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wow I think I need to kill myself after watching this

Fake and gay

kys

This is autistic as fuck.

Fuck this guy

Yeah, I'm sure THIS guy has all the insider info.

>Some random youtube faggot

Can we ban the underage from Sup Forums?

I hope the 2017 celebrity death toll is all just YouTube "celebs".

this guy is an autistic nigger

too many yt/youtube leakers
if they're right, then i'll fuckin buy the switch because it sounds much nicer than the xbox

I take back every bad thing I've ever said about Etika.

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A roach filled Genesis is better than the xbox

This dude has the most annoying way of speaking ever.

>NOT BY RETRO!!! (thankfully)

You make it sound like Retro doesn't make good games

>Not by Retro
Someone's still in denile about Other M

>You make it sound like Retro doesn't make good games

They make good games but they made 3 awful Metroid titles.

>(thankfully)
go kill yourself fag

Sorry senpai, Prime games were the best Metroid games

Only good sidescroller Metroid was Super Metroid

>awful
Only good 2d ones were the original and Super desu.

>Sorry senpai, Prime games were the best Metroid games

Just as the Zelda CDI games were the best Zelda games.

Leaks by nigga OBE1

1. Ass Creed game coming to Switch
2. VR shell for Switch
3. Re7 coming to Switch with VR support
4. Voice chat confirmed for Switch
5. SMT coming exclusively for Switch
6. Retro working on a new game, not Dong
7. Themed Nintendo Warrior games by Koei
8. Battery is charged in less than 30 minutes
9. Platinum games working with Nintendo on a new project
10. Platinum working with Nintendo on a new project, development started immediately after Bayo 2
11. Nintendo online will be free at launch, no Netflix or Hulu at launch
12. Metroid coming to Switch

Those were genuinely awful.

Prime 1 was the best that Metroid ever was. Prime 3 was alright.

The Prime games are great (though 3 was weak but still good)

If you're looking for awful Metroid games, you only have Other M and FF

you can't compare those shitty abortions with actual games. You can do better than that.

go away obe1

these all seem pretty realistic

Other M was a good Metroid game.

>Primeniggers

>(thankfully)
This is way worse than your cancer youtube trash.

>know what the devs are but wont say
>know what the perspective is but wont say
>even if I get lucky I get to larp I have nintendo sources

Fucking kill all niggers when

i wish i could give even one single iota of a fuck

No Retro no buy.

why are people so autistic about a console launch?

its just a tablet and yet the autism and shitposting that is unfolding everywhere is bigger than the chris chan saga

if you like anime tier writing, pixel hunts and other pointless first person sections as well as being forced to go into first person to fire missles, that controversial ridley scene, game breaking glitches and general shitting on already decent canon elements.
Yeah, that "good" game

>ITT: Millenial Gamecube faggots

(You)

>awful
You just have shit taste if you think the good 2d ones are the handheld ones. Zero Mission is a bad remake, and Fusion doesn't feel like Metroid, Metroid 2 is just weird

>why are people so autistic about a console launch?
because they want to think that the brand they've invested in will launch a system that will be liked and acclaimed. And frankly first impressions count. If the switch comes out of the gate with a terrible price point and awful software and hardware features, it will be ruined and noone will take it seriously.

>people liked the Prime series
>these are the same people who liked RE4, 5, 6

Figures.

>guys metroid is coming to the switch
>its not by retro
>i know who it is and what kinda game it is but i wont say

what the fuck is the point then? literally anyone couldve guessed a metroid game is coming to the switch

>denile

Super's fine, but the original? Fuck no, Zero Mission and AM2R trumps it in every way. Also Fusion was good for its difficulty and atmosphere.

Prime Hunter sucked cock too

Best RE is Remake fag, 4 was great tho. 5 and 6 were trash

Unless your 30 years old, you're also a millennial.

>literally anyone couldve guessed a metroid game is coming to the switch

not really. there was no Metroid on N64, Gamecube, DS, Wii U or 3DS.

yeah, keep on believing Other M is in anyway more acceptable than the prime games other than in perspective of continuity.

Zero Mission had godawful stealth sections

Yeah Metroid Prime 3 was on Wii
Oh you meant Other M........faggot

>not really. there was no Metroid on N64, Gamecube, DS, Wii U or 3DS.

What the fuck is this bitch saying?

There were metroid games on both GCN and DS

>inb4 they don't count

Other M resembles a classic Metroid game 10000x more than any of the Prime games.

Prime doesn't even have a bunch of trademark features the Metroid games have.

A spider filled wii u is better than the xbox

>what is Metroid Prime

You're right tho you shouldn't assume anything with modern Nintendo

I REALLY need to get to sweden an kill that fucking pewfaggot for forcing is retarded "suprise scream face" onto everyone, don' t I?

Oh, I will enjoy that.

When the fuck did I ever bring up Other M or Prime? Stop projecting.

>denile
Oh right that. I mocked your shit spelling, not your beliefs.

>Prime shit =/= "Metroid"

I unironically like Obe1

You know, even if these are fake, that all sound fairly plausible.

More plausible than a fucking Kirby launch title anyways

>It doesn't count

Is that you ACfag?

Okay, what's so bad about Prime. Tell us

>Prime doesn't even have a bunch of trademark features the Metroid games have.
>Claustrophic atmosphere
>Ridley as a near end of game boss character
>Samus loses her items at the start
>Deserted alien worlds with temples and other ruins
>Colour coded doors
>Themed beams
>Metroids
>Space Pirates
>Samus isn't a ptsd ridden crybaby
>Energy tanks and similar collectable items.

I don't think you even played Metroid Prime

LEAKED FOOTAGE OMG

>VR shell for Switch
either this is bullshit or nintendo finally took the plunge and made a console that isn't intrinsically profitable day 1 because it has $500 worth of APU inside

Who the fuck is that nigga

I swear to God Metroid fans are about as split as the Sonic community is.

I looked back at his older videos and he wasnt an unsufferable annoying cunt like he is now in his videos. what the fuck happened?

oh the screaming negro

surely this isn't a ruse

maybe sakomoto should have made Other M decent maybe?

Don't get actual Metroid fans mixed with Primefaggots.

You mean "as autistic" probably. No wonders Nintendo stopped listening to them.

>actual fans
Other M isn't canon faggot. And Fusion as cool as it, shouldn't be either

here's your (you)

It's mainly between Classic and Prime, very few defend Other M.

With Sonic the community is split like several different directions due to SEGA's general incompetence and excessive generational appeals/gameplay switches each couple of games. If anything I would say the Zelda community closer resembles Sanic's, unsure about Mario's but possibly similar there too.

>exactly proving me right

You don't see Kirby fans or Mario fans do this shit.
Hell, the former actually really wants a 3d game and the latter got mad when the 3d games were TOO much like the 2d games.

wow the metroid fanbase is pretty cancer holy shit

>tfw enjoyed Prime 1, Super and Other M (it cost me a dollar)

this is sonic levels of autism

>Other M isn't canon faggot.

It's more canon than the Prime subseries lol

lol please

Metroid Prime is the epitome of the series

this
All the classic games sit perfectly well with Prime. Other M however is sakomoto's attempt to clearing prime out of canon as a middle finger to retro for retroactively making a better game than he did without his involvement.
Just for reference, Miyamoto was a producer on at least the first prime so prime already carries more legitimacy.

>sees Ridley
>crying Samus
>seen him six gorillion times

Yeah no, it's a bad fanfic come to life

>and the latter got mad when the 3d games were TOO much like the 2d games
Uh, fuck you, no. 3D World and Land are amazing. More than Sunshine, that's for sure.

Nigga takes two minutes and thirty seconds of screaming before getting to the point.

When is he getting purged

The tears tomorrow when Mario Switch ends up being nothing like Sunshit and 64 will be glorious

>Metroid coming to Switch

Ok......? The Switch could have a birth-death lifespan of 8 years. So..... a Metroid game is coming to the Switch sometime between 2017-2024?

Might as well be telling me ANY Nintendo franchise is coming to the Switch. This is nothing for me, nor anyone, to get even remotely excited about, let alone OMFGBRUHYUSFUCKBRUHGETHYPE!!!1111ONEONeoneone

So far it seems a mix between 3D World and 64, like Galaxy 2, which is fine in my book.

if it's another another babby's first FPS, i don't care. let me know if it's a real metroid game and not prime or other m garbage.

I unironically think Galaxy was the best

2d is fine if it doesn't have shit mechanics like Zero Mission

>I like both the classic 2D Metroids and the 3D Metroid Primes (fuck other M though)
>A few people pick just one and shitpost about the other
>Others decide they hate metroid fans as a whole and decide none of us should ever get more games in a series we like because of a few people

Why are you like this?

If that were the case, they'd have stopped caring about Smash, Zelda and Mario ages ago.

They don't care about Metroid because it sells less, especially in Japan. Nip-pride comes first for Nintendo, which is probably why FF's chibi look exists.

>Might as well be telling me ANY Nintendo franchise is coming to the Switch
metroid is different because we have gone years, nay, whole generations without a metroid game

Samus having PTSD makes little sense in the context of how late along the timeline it comes IN the games. She should have had it since she was a kid with the space pirate raid on her homeworld. I think the manga did mention ptsd but the games should have at least made a not towards that.
Samus wouldn't have made a very good killer if she didn't get out of bed every day or refused to step out of her ship "I'm scaaaared of monsters". Even walking up to one of those things that walks up walls would have set her off. it's not a condition that disappears.
That's why I find it very out of character for Samus who as a result of her warrior conditioning by the Chozo would likely have been mentally conditioned to remove or suppress fear in combat.

PINBALL 2 GET HYPE

I liked 3D World, Land was too by-the-numbers.
I know that a lot of people got angry that it wasn't a "collect-o-thon" game like 64 or Galaxy, and I can get why.
Cause unlike you Metroid autists I don't go out and bitch about a series of games and their fans and even go so far to say that they "aren't real fans" because they like games I don't like.

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There have been a billion first person and third person shooters since the last Metroid. The only good Metroid game since Zero Mission has been Shadow Complex. If it's a 2D action platformer, I'll play it. If it's yet another dime a dozen console FPS, pass.

Why didn't you include how the Switch doesn't make the loud clicking noise. That was such a hype leak.

This doesn't seem too bad really. Dude's a nutcase from what I've seen though, if he's not lying about this stuff then great! If he is though, ALL of his credibility is gone, no more youtube

The only bad games are Other M, which did have some cool ideas. Prime Hunters for a bad story, and Federation Force in general