So, why is it called the Switch?

So, why is it called the Switch?

Because it switches between handheld and home console modes.

because switching it off, is the most fun part about it

Because you switch it off once you realize it's garbage

Because you switch 160 degrees and go back to feggit

Because when you see it, you'll switch directions and walk away

Because when you see it you switch personality and becomes a disgusting normie

Nintendo are selling you a mobile device under the guise of a console.

Everyone is falling for the mobage meme.

Because "Swatch" was taken

Because it's for people like me who can both top and bottom comfortably.

Did I mention I'm into all kinds of freaky sex?

because you switch it for a better console

Becuase it makes you switch from consoles to PC

because you switch 360 degrees and switch away

Because you get buyer's remorse after purchasing it and want to "switch" to a different console much in the same way you want to "switch" to a more feminine gender.

Because you'll want to switch to a competitor's product

Because you get your ps4 and switch it for it on the gamestop.

It's short for "bait and switch".

They rebranded the Wii U and are hoping people fall for it this time.

WOW SKYRIM ON A 6 INCH DISPLAY

because you'll switch it off and return it to gamestop

Because you switch it 360 degrees and walk away

Because they wanted something to sound cool when they start marketing it along with the fact you can switch the joycons
>How will you make the Switch?
I can guarantee that will be the tagline line

It switches between dom and sub, obviously

>bethesda game, ANY bethesda game, on a system without the magical tilde key to fix the inevitable gamebreaking bugs/glitches

I will never understand why people do this to themselves.

because you turn 360 degrees and switch directions.

(switch joke)

because they realized calling it the Wii GO would be as much of a marketing failure as New 3DS or Wii U.

Because you turn 360 degrees and switch it off

Because it'll turn you into a tenant

>160 degrees
american education everyone

more like nintendo BITCH lamo

Because every time you see one it turns your autism

That was a european, we use fahrenheit.

Because it'll be used by black mothers to beat their kids instead of switches from trees

Because a man can beat a woman or a child with it.

Underrated post

160 degrees means you're turning back
not him but i don't understand what your point is

Because nintendo drones are so deluded, Nintendo doesn't even need to provide the bait.

This way they can start a new character each time their old one got stuck in a table. They get far more gameplay for their money. Consoles win.

As always, FPBP