NEW TF2 COMIC

NEW TF2 COMIC

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Who is the less crazy mercenary and why?

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The Spy or Heavy.

Engineer

Why does Pauling have Spy's revolver?

I don't know how to tell you this, user....

NEW ENGINEER PDA WHEN

NEW FUN MEDIC WEAPON WHEN

NEW SPY MELEE THAT DOES SOMETHING OTHER THAN BACKSTAB WHEN

NEW HEAVY WEAPON WHEN

and

PYRO UPDATE WHEN

So, how many of you still actually play TF2 and aren't just here for the comic?

me, 2800 hours reporting in

...

>Pauling grab a weapon
>I cant use a minigun, rocket launcher or sniper rifle.
>I know i'll just use the revolver i can hold it and i can shoot

hi

Tf2 is my go to shooter whenever I'm in the mood for one

>Frankenstein (Medic syringe gun replacement)
>(+) Walk over corpses to fill "body bits" meter
>(+) On full meter, alt-fire to spawn a Monster made of human flesh with 450HP, 95% speed and 100 damage melee attacks which attacks any enemies nearby, is fooled by disguises, dies when you do, and takes crits from fire
>(-) No ranged attack

...

I play Overwatch now

>3 women
>le nerdy girl with a revolver
>strong womyn who don't need no man punching a robots head off

and you thought Blizzard caved to the SJWs?

>Pyro charging directly at a firing heavy
>Demoman not using pill bombs
>Scout running right past a sentry gun
>Engineer using and missing with the Wrangler instead of just letting the sentry kill the Scout in .3 seconds
>Soldier doing literally nothing
>Sniper exactly where you'd expect him to be
>Spy not disguised
Fucking pubbies

How did Valve manage to create a cast of such iconic characters?

Ignoring side characters (though they're still good) they managed to create nine unique, loveable characters in a single game. That's fucking impressive. And they're not even complex, they're just fun.

Even as the game itself is dying, these characters are going to live on forever. It's bloody astounding.

>has choice between fun and dread
>chooses dread because it has ass in it

I wouldn't say the game is dying but it definitely strayed away from what people used to like it from.
All the characters follow a certain archetypes and they're well done because its how people who play the class as and as the characters themselves are.

Stereotypes, simple as that. Once you've established a foundation for a character through a stereotype, it's a lot easier to make it interesting.

Deadringer removal when?

Never ever.

>skill ringer+l'etranger

This is a comic thread. Nobody plays tf2.

I'm just getting started, don't bully.

but that's wrong you fucking retard. TF2 still has a stead base of players.

Nobody outside of a third world country plays tf2.

These people dont matter

>I wouldn't say the game is dying

Not him but TF2 was always in the top 3 of the most played games on Steam regardless of what game was released. It's been a couple of years since it's not true anymore.

It's nowhere near dead but it's currently the 6th most played game, behind gta5, football manager 2017, ARK Survival and it usually ties with rocket league. It's definitely on the decline.

Best have some data to back up your claim.

Heavy or Engineer because they are actually smart and don't act batshit

Dead Ringer + Ambassador + Spycicle is one of the most annoying loadouts to fight if the Spy is any good.

Top searches for Overwatch in pornhub came from Russia and Brazil.

That's simply because some new games grabbed an even bigger spotlight, the likes of which wasn't even possible for TF2.

All time peak is 117k players, current peak is 70k. That's very much alive for a decade old game.

I know Pauling, but who the hell are the other two girls?

Because they cant afford the game itself

Seems like the user who predicted that the robots would get alcohol poisoning from Demo's blood was right.

Zhanna, Heavy's sister and Soldier's girlfriend, and Mags, Saxton Hale's old flame from before he took over Mann. Co.

there is an interesting making of tf2 pdf floating around on the web, its talks about the character design, basicly every character should be recognisable from their silhoutte alone

Mags, Saxton Hale's old adventuring partner who left him when he started doing corporate stuff with Mann Co., and Zhanna, Heavy's sister who hooked up with Soldier after seeing how amazing violence, nudity, and America was

>Scout's name is Jeremy
DEEPEST LORE

Thanks.

You need to read this stuff, there's a fantastic love story amid all this.

IO still like jerma, but naming scout after him isn't relevant anymore since he does not play tf2 anymore

Dell obviously. He's the most stable of all of them.

>He is going to impregnate me

...

GOD CLASS WHEN?

>Fantastic love story

Jeremy obviously

Just got a new engie backpack

I miss the good ol' days

So is Spy Scout's father?

I see no problem.

No, Tom Jones is

The bigger question is
Would you?

>women can do things beside just sit around
>frikken SJWs mang

>Only one hour to live
I would.
Thirty times.

I can't fucking wait for the r34

That spine arc actually looks really painful.

she would probably either strangle the fuck out of my dick with her Australium powered pussy or critically hit my dick with her ass.
Sure.

>Tom Jones getting neck-snapped in Heaven
>Medic surgically giving himself 8 more souls
>The return of naked Soldier
What a great comic.
Can't wait for the finale in 2020

I would dump so much fluid that people wouldn't be able to tell the difference between me and an Egyptian mummy.

>Realizing where he got those 8 extra souls.

I'm a lolicon and I still would.

If you actually answer "no" to this post, you are legitimately a faggot.

She's a big girl

why are there girls now

Read the thread retard

Crazy powerful old boss lady >>> le femme fatale

>TF2 comic artists left to go work for Overwatch

>le nerdy girl with revolver
>not knowing who Pauling is
Read the previous fucking issues you absolute retards because it's ovious you haven't, they're there for an actual reason.

who?
i will look them up and laugh at them.
but for real why whould they?
just for the money?

Just got back playing it a week ago

>Zhanna
>don't need no man

because they're freelancers

>No cosmetic where the soldiers left arm is visible
Valvo please

>I-it's okay when Valve does it!

2 MannCo crates have been placed into your Steam inventory, don't forget to purchase keys from the in-game store to unlock them!

>"Because we're TEAM FORTRESS 2"
Fucking really Valve?

>implying she'll give you a choice

TF2 is just that one game I can't let go of.

Im in class so this is the best screenshot I can get

Looking at this comic they clearly didn't need them.
When Valve actually does something with passion they are pretty godlike desu senpai.

>>Strong womyn who don't need no man.
More like strong woman who do need plenty of babies.

That line makes me wonder if Valve knew what they were doing with it.

Knowing their kind of comedy, probably so.

Walked out of my room & demanded a refund for my copy of TF2 when I read that

This. They just can't get the DR right. And giving the Spycicle regeneration on ammo pickup only exacerbated the problem between the two weapons. A Pyro is already useless, and his only small niche gets fucked even harder with that weapon combo on an enemy Spy.

Please, tell me this wasn't real.

Please tell me it was all in Scout's head.

This.

Am I imagining things or is this slightly homoerotic

>Who is the less crazy mercenary and why?
Always been Dell Conagher.

It was real as how medic came back from hell

I want to, it's just that after the update it takes forever to get into a game and link up with friends

they fucked it

About 600h in.

The fact that God's head is actually Scout's with white hair and a beard should tell you he was just hallucinating

>what is freelancing?

Freelancers. They don't really work for Valve, because really how many comics does Valve make a year but they have very good relations with them and are the ones that get called when they do need someone.

Community Workshop works something similar to this most of the time, they usually pick cosmetics from few trusted individuals they know but beyond that they don't work for Valve.

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Still waiting for some new content

Sad thing is i have over 100$ in items i could sell and I just dont have it in me to do it

I still play it because even after the past two years of shit updates it is still much more enjoyable than Overwatch

she used a revolver since Meet the Director comic

Tom Jones was also in heaven, which Scout had no idea died.

It's cannon mate.

My good PC died and I don't want to play on a laptop. But yeah, a month ago I was playing daily.

What other games would the TF2 Mercs be great in?
I was thinking a Simpsons Hit and Run type game with them in would be God Tier.

God will never be this excited to see you in heaven.