What the FUCK is his problem?

What the FUCK is his problem?

Crushing autists dreams

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Crushing autists dreams

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Crushing autists dreams

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C-C-COMBO BREAKER

fuck off. this isn't 2008.

What the FUCK is his problem?

who is this?

JUST CANCEL IT

>2008 was 9 years ago

>2008 was 9 years ago

Instead of using the budget to make good games people might enjoy, he chooses to hire cheap indians to go on online communities to tell everyone how he is so le based despite being an irrelevant literal who and how microsoft totally regrets trying to force an orwellian nightmare on everyone guyze, I swear!

Instead of using the budget to make good games people might enjoy, he chooses to hire cheap indians to go on online communities to tell everyone how he is so le based despite being an irrelevant literal who and how microsoft totally regrets trying to force an orwellian nightmare on everyone guyze, I swear!

Why the fuck is thread duplicated?

Why the fuck is thread duplicated?

does he really? based phil.

Why the fuck is the thread duplicated?

Why the fuck is thread duplicated?

Why fuck thread?

C-C-COMBO BREAKER

does he really? based phil.

fuck off. this isn't 2008.

did someone say duplication?

cocks

Phil "If it's japanese send it back please" Spencer
Phil "If it was made by a nip then I'll have to skip" Spencer
Phil "That game made me puke, it's time for the third nuke" Spencer
Phil "If there's no guns or cars then it's definitely not ours" Spencer
Phil "Hideaki Kamiya more like Hideaki, seeya!" Spencer
Phil "We only take sports not shitty imports" Spencer
Phil "Slap a jap" Spencer

>2008 was 9 years ago

So what is it?

wait a minute! i missed the discussion!

Crushing autists dreams

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I've never seen one before, noone has but i'm guessing it's a white hole

something spewing time, back into the universe?

ice cream? god I love ice cream!

A white hole?

>LORD PHIL.
>I BELIEVE IN PHIL
>NOW MATTRICK GONE, PHIL WILL SAVE BOX!
>PHIL ME BABY!
>I WANT TO BUY HIM A BEER, YA'KNOW?

Same company, different face. How did people fall for it? It's one of the oldest tricks companies pull.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, a black hole sucks time and matter out the universe, a white hole returns it

So that things spewing time back into the universe?

Bravo Phil, Bravo Phil

That show is autism

Phil "nip it in the bud" Spencer

B-but he promised us EXCLUSIVE CONTENT.

>In a brief press statement from Phil Spencer today, he simply stated that a 'problem' in Platinum Games has been dealt with that unfortunately ended development.
>Before he left, he solemnly stated that 'two bombs weren't enough' before leaving the stage.

Precisely, that's why were experiencing these curious time phenomena onboard

Phil's even worse than that prick Yoshida; why do people here like him again? Because he's good looking and dresses casual?

did someone say duplication?

So what is it?

Instead of using the budget to make good games people might enjoy, he chooses to hire cheap indians to go on online communities to tell everyone how he is so le based despite being an irrelevant literal who and how microsoft totally regrets trying to force an orwellian nightmare on everyone guyze, I swear!

The "Monday" episode of the X-Files.

I've never seen one before, noone has but i'm guessing it's a white hole

cocks

A white hole?