FIRE EMBLEM MUSOU

>FIRE EMBLEM MUSOU
>XENOBLADE 2
>NO MORE HEROES 3
>NEW SMT
THE SWITCH IS SAVED

this translator is right shit though

>PAID
>ONLINE

>No more heroes 3

Fucking sealed the deal for me

S-sorry I..........ugh..........I'll try.... I'll try...... harder.

>this translator is right shit though

You leave Iron Chef-Kun alone!

Like every console?

>playing online

>NMH3
I fucking came in my pants. And it's 5:50 in the morning.

So is no more heros 3 or not.

so confused??

If so then i will get console just for that

>Nintendo has actual fucking video games for their console
>but also announced paid online

HOW THE FUCK DO I FEEL

hahahah nitendo is fucking dead my man

Did Suda even announce a game?
Unless the translator is just ass he is it sounded like he was just talking about "what if"s and "wouldn't it be nice"s.

Thank god, those leaks were killing me.

Holy shit.

not real system seller expect zelda

Same

Was the translator shit or did Suda just not know what he was doing. It felt like they dragged him out of bed screaming "we need something for the switch, come up with something"

Wii U had no paid online, had a musou and Xenoblade. Didn't save it

Bill speaking japanese is kinda cute

>press conference has more worthwhile games than xbone and PS4 have had in their entire lifespan thus far

>dynasty warriors shit
>trusting xenoanything after X
>NMH is breddy gud
>being hype for SMT
>PAID
>ONLINE

4/10, still not buying another console

Oh boy I can't wait until 2018 and beyond.

Oh boy another shallow Grasshoper hack and slash with Sudas name slapped onto the box

>tfw suda will never make an original game ever again

He announced a new No More Heroes, but said nothing has started yet, as in he doesn't even have a name to present to the crowd, but he's excited yada yada.

>playing any Nintendo game online

>more motherfucking sequels

No, fuck you, Octopath Traveler is what you should be excited for you filthy fucking casual

Pokemon Stars.

lmao did they have to switch out the translators

>online is free until fall so you can at least try it
>paid online is standard at this point
>people still bitch

I MISSED THE REVEAL OF NO MORE HEROES 2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mario. Also a future main pokemon game will obviously sell.

SHIT I MEANT 3

You mean 3? Also it was nothing. Suda just said they're developing it. No trailer or anything.

People here shit their pants over absolutely nothing at all.

I dont give a fuck about "system sellers" the games here are enough to get me excited.

>>NO MORE HEROES 3

No, Suda just said he'd like to make a game for the Switch and he's looking into it. That's it.

The SMT game also only just announced development, so don't expect it for 2 years.

NINTENDOMINATION

All me personally care about is Nintendogs.
Guys, guys!
It would be amazing groundbreaking Nintendogs vNext using all these amazing controllers and stuff, right?

Dude he had one piece of concept art, its basically complete

Was that F-Zero?

Fuck. I thought there was some gameplay of it. At least it wasn't a tease like that Fire emblem game.

LITERALLY OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT

>weebshit
>weebshit
>weebshit
>weebshit
Buy a vita

I fucking wish dude.

It wasn't revealed. Suda just said he wants to make a game for the Switch and he wants to bring Travis Touchdown back. He said he's talking with "indie devs" about what kind of games to bring tot he Switch.

I hope someone else does the gameplay. Suda games play lousy

Fast Racing Neo ramake

It's been made ok by every other console. What you're saying is it's not ok when nintendo does it which is an obvious bias.

It just needed NMH3, desu.

10/10 console.

Kek, and it will also get Monster Hunter 5. Think about it.

*animal_crossing.jpg*

FUCKING SAME

DAY 1 PURCHASE

THE HYPE IS REAL

OH SHIT ZELDA

blue balled release date

They were supposed to be the heroes who turned away from all the cancer in vidya. Fuck em

>Musou
>Grasshopper Manufacture game
Might want to take those off the list. It's not helping your cause.

>it's specifically not ok when nintendo does it

No fuck you

>mfw purchases still tied to console

I always believed in nintendo to do the right thing.
>limited physical DLC
>region lock
>and now paid online
Fuck off.

Enjoy your 2 hours of gaming!

>that sweet fucking zelda footage

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

>zelda speaks

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Literally the only new announcement I was hyped for, holy shit.

Kino asf

>smt
>no more heroes forever
>fire emblem warriors
>xenoblade 2
>Mario 06

I have to get one about a year after they come out

>its all he's got

Just like every console?

thesimsforbabbys.webm

changeable battery pack

So it's Return of the Travis, this time?

>others do it so it's fine
I only bought a 3ds as far as consoles go this gen, sticking to pc gaming, but now I sure as fuck won't be buying a switch, not even MH, pokemon, NMH3 and SMT5 could convince me otherwise.

>FIRE EMBLEM MUSOU
Musous a shit, what a waste.

>stuff I don't like
I don't like the switch, yes

>FIRE EMBLEM MUSOU
WHO'S READY FOR DRAGON VS DRAGON FIGHTS

>None of those coming out this year

Enjoy your ice cubes

ARMS looked really fucking fun, but...

>no local multiplayer without a second console
>for a FIGHTING GAME

... is a really fucking huge problem that will probably prove to be a fatal flaw.

2 consoles that have games fucking 30 yr old child. Time to move on from pokemon

It's okay, I can bide my time with Breath of the Wild which is coming out in two months :^)

So basically we're all here to agree that all 3 are shit right?

Yeah that as the fisrt thing that came to my mind.

Its a shame because it looks mildy fun

same here. the switch sucks but ill buy it for this and get to play xenoblade also.

Paid online, but no region lock. Can't win all battles.

>NO MORE HEROES 3
Did you fuckers not learn after NMH2?

I can't wait for it to show at Evo

MUH CROWNLESS KING

>everyone else is already ripping you off so why are you complaining

REAPER REAPER

it was good

If I have to find a way to defend that, it means Pirates have to pay to play on line, and then get banned when they cheat as opposed to now when they just go online and jump accounts IF Nintendo decides to give a big enough shit to ban people.

Either way.
>That's all you got to kill the hype?

But they showed split-screen multiplayer, man.

>Stealing games
>Thinking you have the right to say what Nintendo does
You wouldn't buy them anyway. At least you're forced to shell out money for online now fag.

NEVER MORE HEROES

dumb yume nikki poster

"travis is back" wasn't obvious enough for you?
Also, who else felt bad for suda there? No one laughed at his joke.

You play as Travis/Sylvia's daughter, Jeane.

Travis is the guy at the gym that teaches you stuff under a different name, and he wears a fake mustache.

NMH2 was breddy good.
It definitely had flaws, but the original had some too.
Top-tier soundtrack if nothing else.

Was that split screen multiplayer? I thought it was two different screens or a mockup or something.

Actually you play as the great Mr sir Henry mothefucker on his quest to cuck Travis

You must be 18 to post here kid.

Shitty practices becoming the norm is not good for everyone in the long run wether you like it or not.


But seriously, NMH3 happening???

>implying I'm getting a switch before there's a way to hack it
>supporting nu-nintendo
Oh and
>lose the argument
>u-uh fuck you, you pirate!!
baka

Alone? Sure, they aren't system seller but the combination is for me.
I don't understand why you people are hating on ARMS so much, I thought it looked like fun.
+ the bomberman teaser, man.
Konami is a bitch so everything can happen but still... Bomberman.

Yeah, they said

>you can play single-player against the computer
>you can play split-screen with a friend
>you can play against a friend with their own Switch
>and we're working on getting online multiplayer too

>what is pc